You think you took a shot in the shorts, listen to this one:
This semester, some notices went up about a CLE (continuing legal education) course offered one Saturday morning. Well, since lawyers need a certain amount of CLE every year, I reckoned I might as well do it now and get the credit for it. The cost for this four hour course was $90, or $60 if you’d already taken the professor’s “Law Office Management” course and thus already had the books. So, remember that, $30 for books.
So I went to the course, wrote my check, got my books, sat through some very dull lectures. Now, here’s the fun part: those $30 books we bought were used once in that four hour period. And what, you ask, did we use them for? We used one page, in one of the two books, to do one of those lame “If you answered mostly C, your communication style is YELLOW” type quizzes. Like we couldn’t have accomplished that with a single photocopied page.
As if that’s not galling enough, the professor who put the CLE course together also wrote the books, so he knew damn well what he was doing.
The real kicker: the subject of the CLE course was “ethics.”