# 10 lb. block of ice - suggestions?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-lb-block-of-ice-suggestions/816557>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 22, 2018, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-lb-block-of-ice-suggestions/816557 "2018-06-22T04:16:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 7\
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**Author:** ![Dereknocue67](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@Dereknocue67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dereknocue67)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 9:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-lb-block-of-ice-suggestions/816557/21 "2018-06-23T09:05:54Z")

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Ice pick.

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**Author:** ![TruCelt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/trucelt/32/523_2.png) [@TruCelt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TruCelt)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2018, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-lb-block-of-ice-suggestions/816557/22 "2018-06-23T18:58:49Z")

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Set it on a pole in the yard and decorate it like a snowman’s head. Put a Walt Disney T-Shirt on it.

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**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/22080_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 11:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-lb-block-of-ice-suggestions/816557/23 "2018-06-25T11:21:23Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> Know anyone getting a vasectomy today? Set it on their lap.

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

This cracked me up more than it should have!!

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

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**Author:** ![vperry1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ee7513/32.png) [@vperry1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vperry1)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-lb-block-of-ice-suggestions/816557/24 "2018-06-25T11:35:27Z")

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Hire Johhny Depp to build a canon and let 'er rip. You’ll either get your ice cubes back in their original form, or get to enjoy a summer blizzard. Oh, it’ll cosy you around $2 million.

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**Author:** ![vperry1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ee7513/32.png) [@vperry1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vperry1)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-lb-block-of-ice-suggestions/816557/25 "2018-06-25T11:40:04Z")

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Hire Johhny Depp to build you a huge canon. Put in the ice block and light the fuse. Have a few thousand of your buds rud around with solo cups to to catch the original cubes. Gonna cost you around $2 million or so.

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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2018, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-lb-block-of-ice-suggestions/816557/26 "2018-06-25T13:56:32Z")

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Don’t bother with Depp; just get some black powder (say a pound for around 20 bucks) and some fuse (say around 3 bucks) and have some fun. Blowing crap up is always a fun way to spend an afternoon and with a block of ice you can let nature handle the clean-up. That 60 Caddy took us forever and some parts still turn up now almost 40 years later.

We did use a helluva lot more than a pound though.

And a lot more than just black powder.

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**Author:** ![rjk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@rjk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjk)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2018, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-lb-block-of-ice-suggestions/816557/27 "2018-06-27T06:15:47Z")

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> [@Daylate](#):
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> Be careful if you’re planning to sit on the ice. Sitting on ice too long will give you polaroids.

In fact, they’ll develop in 30 seconds.

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