# 10 questions on gutting for bri1600bv **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 13, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436 "2009-11-13T13:29:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/1 "2009-11-13T13:29:06Z")
1. bri1600bv, how many people have you threatened to gut, and how many have you gutted? 2. Of the people whom you gutted, how many survived? 3. How did you go about gutting them? 4. Did you use the same equipment and technique each time, or did you change things around a bit for variety? 5. For you, is gutting people a form of creative expression? 6. Once you have gutted a person, do you do anything else with the guts to further your enjoyment? 7. Do you gut little children and pregnant women, or do you limit your choices in whom you gut? 8. Do you encourage others to take up your pastime of gutting people? 9. Have you sought professional help to assist you in gutting people? 10. Alternately, have you sought professional help due to your propensity for gutting people? Oh wait, let’s add a bonus question. 1. Could it be that you don’t actually go about gutting people, and instead you are just a gutless, unbalanced internet bully? Link: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11758150&postcount=71](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11758150&postcount=71) ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/2 "2009-11-13T13:34:38Z")
Hey, stop being so guthurt! ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/3 "2009-11-13T13:39:40Z")
> [@Ludovic](#): > > Hey, stop being so guthurt! Is that a threat? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/4 "2009-11-13T13:53:00Z")
I thought the term was gutmunch. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/5 "2009-11-13T13:55:42Z")
> [@](#): > > I’d gut you if I met you in public. No, that’s German for “I’d good you if I met you in public.” No one who speaks German could be evil. ---
**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/6 "2009-11-13T14:25:13Z")
I’m a little disappointed that none of you saw fit to come and visit me in the hospital… or to start a sticky thread. I’ve always wanted to be stickied. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/7 "2009-11-13T14:31:07Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I’ve always wanted to be stickied. In that case, I have some erotic videos from Japan you may be interested in. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/8 "2009-11-13T14:31:20Z")
Gut ausnehmen, RNTB. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/9 "2009-11-13T14:33:33Z")
Guthurt is Latino for wife fight. ---
**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/10 "2009-11-13T14:45:55Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I’m a little disappointed that none of you saw fit to come and visit me in the hospital… or to start a sticky thread. I’ve always wanted to be stickied. I’m pretty sure you were sticky after the gutting. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/11 "2009-11-13T14:50:32Z")
> [@jjimm](#): > > Guthurt is Latino for wife fight. Don’t get me started at work. I am too goofy. Now. The way I get to the dope at work is by workaround link that someone sent me so that I can bypass the blocks. (I’m sure the blocks aren’t there to protect me from the dope anyways). So, when someone posts a link, I can’t click it…it is blocked. Can someone tell me the name of the thread, and the forum? ---
**Author:** ![MsWhatsit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/eb8c5e/32.png) [@MsWhatsit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsWhatsit)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/12 "2009-11-13T14:56:44Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Don’t get me started at work. I am too goofy. > > Now. The way I get to the dope at work is by workaround link that someone sent me so that I can bypass the blocks. (I’m sure the blocks aren’t there to protect me from the dope anyways). > > So, when someone posts a link, I can’t click it…it is blocked. Can someone tell me the name of the thread, and the forum? BBQ Pit, “I pit General Casey’s political correctness”, post #71 by **Really Not All That Bright**. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/13 "2009-11-13T15:04:35Z")
[Post #71 of the “I pit General Casey’s political correctness” thread in The BBQ Pit](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11758150&postcount=71): > [@I pit General Casey's political correctness](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/i-pit-general-caseys-political-correctness/516807/71): > > **Private Message from bri1600bv** : > > > [@](#): > > > > fuck you > > > > * * * > > > > You’re a fucking ignorant cunt. I’d gut you if I met you in public. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/14 "2009-11-13T15:05:41Z")
Thank you. That is funny as hell. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/15 "2009-11-13T15:07:32Z")
> [@Duke](#): > > I’m pretty sure you were sticky after the gutting. Used stickies reused as medical dressings, or used medical dressings reused as stickies, either way there is a profit to be found in good environmental re-use practices. ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/16 "2009-11-13T15:07:49Z")
> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#): > > I’m a little disappointed that none of you saw fit to come and visit me in the hospital… Sorry I didn’t visit. But here, I’ll play you a song on my violin…it’s strung with cat gut, doncha know. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/17 "2009-11-13T15:12:17Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Thank you. That is funny as hell. As long as you don’t bust a gut laughing. ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/18 "2009-11-13T18:53:14Z")
All jokes aside **bri1600bv** acted like a true ass. What a tool. ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/19 "2009-11-13T21:02:36Z")
Catgut your tongue? ---
**Author:** ![usar\_jag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/f0a364/32.png) [@usar\_jag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/usar_jag)\ **Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/20 "2009-11-13T21:16:04Z")
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