# 10 questions on gutting for bri1600bv

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [November 13, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436 "2009-11-13T13:29:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Phatlewt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/a698b9/32.png) [@Phatlewt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phatlewt)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/21 "2009-11-13T21:17:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Stanley Goodspeed]  
“I’d take pleasure in guttin’ you, boy. I’d take pleasure in guttin’ you… boy.” What is wrong with these people, huh? Mason? Don’t you think there’s a lot of, uh, a lot of anger flowing around this island? Kind of a pubescent volatility? Don’t you think? A lotta angst, a lot of “I’m sixteen, I’m angry at my father” syndrome? I mean grow up!  
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**Author:** ![Translucent\_Daydream](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/translucent_daydream/32/16170_2.png) [@Translucent\_Daydream](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Translucent_Daydream)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/22 "2009-11-13T21:47:19Z")

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What what, in the gut?

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/23 "2009-11-13T22:42:09Z")

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I don’t gut it?

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**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/24 "2009-11-13T22:47:47Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> I don’t gut it?

But it’s alimentary.

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**Author:** ![Harmonious\_Discord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/74df32/32.png) [@Harmonious\_Discord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harmonious_Discord)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/25 "2009-11-13T23:39:48Z")

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> [@zoid](#):
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> All jokes aside **bri1600bv** acted like a true ass.  
> What a tool.

Shiv?

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**Author:** ![Chimera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8e8cbc/32.png) [@Chimera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chimera)\
**Post date:** [November 13, 2009, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/26 "2009-11-13T23:48:10Z")

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I can’t stomach this discussion.

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/27 "2009-11-14T00:39:43Z")

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Are people still talking about bri? Isn’t that the same teenager who started the “I don’t like when fat people go to the hospital” thread? What the fuck ever.

[insert gut pun here]

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/28 "2009-11-14T00:56:24Z")

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If your intestines are spilled all over the place, are they extestines?

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**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/29 "2009-11-14T01:02:38Z")

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Up the gut, Bob?

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/30 "2009-11-14T02:03:48Z")

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> [@Translucent\_Daydream](#):
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> What what, in the gut?

You want to stab me in the gut?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/31 "2009-11-14T02:16:59Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Are people still talking about bri? Isn’t that the same teenager who started the “I don’t like when fat people go to the hospital” thread? What the fuck ever.
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> [insert gut pun here]

Yep – only there he wanted to harpoon them – not gut them. I think he only wants to gut poor people.

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**Author:** ![Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e8c25b/32.png) [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Really_Not_All_That_Bright)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/32 "2009-11-14T02:30:21Z")

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I’m poor now? Oh, thanks.

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**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/33 "2009-11-14T03:14:52Z")

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Think a bowel the children!

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/34 "2009-11-14T04:13:03Z")

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> [@Really\_Not\_All\_That\_Bright](#):
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> I’m poor now? Oh, thanks.

It’s okay – we’ll fix you up with some nutritious gruel. Yum!

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**Author:** ![Claude\_Remains](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/898d66/32.png) [@Claude\_Remains](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Claude_Remains)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/35 "2009-11-14T05:30:25Z")

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I’m going into soylent mode.

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/36 "2009-11-14T05:32:52Z")

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> [@Guinastasia](#):
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> It’s okay – we’ll fix you up with some nutritious gruel. Yum!

“Grubs again! (grumble, grumble)…”

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**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 5:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/37 "2009-11-14T05:55:27Z")

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[Quote=muffin]  
6. Once you have gutted a person, do you do anything else with the guts to further your enjoyment?  
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Have them for garters?

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**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/38 "2009-11-14T06:11:46Z")

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> [@MeanOldLady](#):
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> Are people still talking about bri? Isn’t that the same teenager who started the “I don’t like when fat people go to the hospital” thread? What the fuck ever.
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> [insert gut pun here]

Baron Von Gut-you is a teenager?

That explains a lot.

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**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/39 "2009-11-14T06:20:44Z")

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I don’t think **bri** is going to grace us with his presence in this thread.

Call it a gut feeling.

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**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\
**Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/40 "2009-11-14T06:59:38Z")

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> [@Pixiesnix](#):
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> I don’t think **bri** is going to grace us with his presence in this thread.
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> Call it a gut feeling.

Yeah, he doesn’t have the guts to come in here.

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