# 10 questions on gutting for bri1600bv **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 13, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436 "2009-11-13T13:29:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/41 "2009-11-14T07:21:34Z")
> [@statsman1982](#): > > Yeah, he doesn’t have the guts to come in here. That would explain why he wants to gut people. Lacking guts, he needs to collect some. … Now I’m imagining him as Invader Zim. The image works. ---
**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/42 "2009-11-14T13:05:07Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > Baron Von Gut-you is a teenager? > > That explains a lot. I don’t know. I just refer to incredibly immature people as teenagers. Good money says he actually is one, though. Any bookies wanna place the over/under on his age? ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/43 "2009-11-14T14:45:40Z")
Guts like a knife… And it feels so right… ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/44 "2009-11-14T15:06:41Z")
You know, I have occasionally thought about PMing things to people that would break the rules. And there have been people who hurt me so bad that I have a brief idea of doing something violent to them. But, you know, I figure out I don’t really want to hurt anyone. So I don’t say or do anything. Guess I just don’t have the guts. ---
**Author:** ![Ace309](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ace309/32/1050_2.png) [@Ace309](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ace309)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/45 "2009-11-14T15:21:19Z")
All I want to know is, who did the President gut, and when did he gut them? ---
**Author:** ![Cort](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/77aa72/32.png) [@Cort](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cort)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/46 "2009-11-14T16:13:13Z")
HAHA!! What a fucking pussy! ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/47 "2009-11-14T16:18:17Z")
In Panama, if you gut someone, it means you like them. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/48 "2009-11-14T16:26:34Z")
_“He killed my dogs, so I gutted him.”_ - Lee Marvin, in _Gorky Park_ > [@RedFury](#): > > In Panama, if you gut someone, it means you like them. Ha! In Russia, we just get ultranationalists to shoot you in the back! Loses something in translation. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/49 "2009-11-14T17:06:29Z")
Saw it on a bumper sticker: “Guns Gut God!”. I mean, assuming even that God has guts, wherever would you get a knife big enough? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/50 "2009-11-14T17:32:35Z")
Can God build a knife big enough he can gut himself with it? ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/51 "2009-11-14T17:36:19Z")
The more crucial question is whether I would be named as His successor, Hey, its God’s Will! ---
**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/52 "2009-11-14T18:01:56Z")
> [@jackmannii](#): > > _“he killed my dogs, so i gutted him.”_ - lee marvin, in _gorky park_ > ha! In russia, we just get ultranationalists to shoot you in the back! > > Loses something in translation. ☹ gut thems you! ---
**Author:** ![RedFury](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ec9cab/32.png) [@RedFury](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RedFury)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/53 "2009-11-14T18:07:59Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Ha! In Russia, we just get ultranationalists to shoot you in the back! > > Loses something in translation. ☹ Figures them Commies would get all butthurt about a friendly gutting. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/54 "2009-11-14T18:20:40Z")
This reminds me of the second-worst advertising slogan I’ve ever seen\*, presumably directly translated from the German. It was to do with the shape of the BMW grille changing to a more streamlined design: “We may have changed the shape of our kidneys, but you still get the same feeling in your guts.” The worst being [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=11778304#post11778304). ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/55 "2009-11-14T19:49:04Z")
All your gut are belong to us!!! ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/56 "2009-11-14T20:11:57Z")
Isn’t it possible **RNATB** simply misunderstood **bri1600bv** ’s intentions? There’s more than one way to get to the guts, is all I’m saying. ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/57 "2009-11-14T20:26:58Z")
Sure, jump down someones throat, past the stomach, but I fail to see how…oh, wait…oh, dear me! Cousin **Vinny** , you are a very, very sick puppy! ---
**Author:** ![toodlepip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/97f17d/32.png) [@toodlepip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toodlepip)\ **Post date:** [November 14, 2009, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/58 "2009-11-14T23:44:34Z")
Yeah, but gutting someone is hard work, and messy, and takes a bit of skill. I would suggest not bothering at all, on humans the best cuts of meat are in the thighs and buttocks anyway. Just dislocate the hips and fillet out the… Oh. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![coyote2009](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f4b2a3/32.png) [@coyote2009](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coyote2009)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/59 "2009-11-15T00:36:23Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > Gut ausnehmen, RNTB. "Gut ausnehmen… " hmmm. I’m trying to translate that idiomatically. Literally it is “good out take,” so how would that translate? Good gutting? Just curious. This is my first post on SDMB. Am I supposed to say something rude given this is “The BBQ Pit?” . . Dang. I tried. Sorry. Someone insult me. That usually gets me going. Thanks, you bunch of losers. Hey, it seems to be working already. Cool! (Ya bunch of liberal commie douche bags.) ---
**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/60 "2009-11-15T00:43:21Z")
> [@coyote2009](#): > > (Ya bunch of liberal commie douche bags.) You tell 'em. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436.md?page=4)