# 10 questions on gutting for bri1600bv **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 13, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436 "2009-11-13T13:29:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/61 "2009-11-15T01:06:47Z")
Shouldn’t it be “liberal commie gut bags?” ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/62 "2009-11-15T02:21:06Z")
> [@coyote2009](#): > > Good gutting? Aaaagh! Rascals earworm!! _I was feeling So bad_ We are not surprised. _Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah_ ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/63 "2009-11-15T02:37:17Z")
> [@coyote2009](#): > > so how would that translate? It is what a polite person says to another, when that other person sneezes so hard that his or her guts pop out. A evisceral gesundheit. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/64 "2009-11-15T02:51:45Z")
> [@coyote2009](#): > > This is my first post on SDMB. Am I supposed to say something rude given this is “The BBQ Pit?” Welcome to the SDMB. No, you don’t have to say anyting rude, but if you were to, a good start would be to call someone a gutless möse. ---
**Author:** ![bri1600bv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@bri1600bv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bri1600bv)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/65 "2009-11-15T02:55:11Z")
The person I wanted to gut deserved it. First I mentioned that the Ft. Hood shooter had been trying to contact al-Queda according to intelligence services. That’s all I said. I said to look it up as it was mentioned on several sites, not just “conservative” ones. the person I wanted to gut said that “I think you smell fishy from sleeping with your sister…as does everyone else in town.” A very intelligent resonse, befitting of the liberal idiocy on SDMB. And yes, if I met such a person in real life and they said that to me, I’d probably kill them. A quick strike to the throat and then a choke hold. I’m a relatively strong person and know how to throw a punch, wrestle, and apply choke holds. I hate internet blow hards with a passion. People who think intelligent responses are to mock someone’s family member? Only a liberal would think that is appropriate. Have I ever gutted someone? Well in college I was in a fraternity…we had parties and only people from my school were allowed in (females from any school), anyway one guy didn’t like it and actually STABBED my friend working the door with a small knife in the bicep. When I and several others figured out what happened we gave chase, tackled him and I proceeded to kick this dudes face in. I probably kicked him 10 times. The police came and because he started the fight by knifing my friend, HE was arrested. We weren’t. I have a very bad temper, not that I’m proud of it. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/66 "2009-11-15T03:08:24Z")
And so the gutless fat head speaks. Violence does not become you. Out of curiosity, how is it that you know that your sister does not smell like a fish? That’s some wierd kinky stuff you are getting into with her. ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/67 "2009-11-15T03:14:31Z")
Statement 1: > [@bri1600bv](#): > > And yes, if I met such a person in real life and they said that to me, I’d probably kill them. A quick strike to the throat and then a choke hold. I’m a relatively strong person and know how to throw a punch, wrestle, and apply choke holds. Statement 2: > [@bri1600bv](#): > > I hate internet blow hards with a passion. You’re funny. ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/68 "2009-11-15T03:26:09Z")
> [@bri1600bv](#): > > The person I wanted to gut deserved it. Flex more, tough guy. Fucking internet commando. Stupid twat. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/69 "2009-11-15T03:33:07Z")
> [@bri1600bv](#): > > And yes, if I met such a person in real life and they said that to me, I’d probably kill them. A quick strike to the throat and then a choke hold. I’m a relatively strong person and know how to throw a punch, wrestle, and apply choke holds. Bet you’re gut at the [fish dance](http://vodpod.com/watch/42077-monty-python-fish-slapping) too. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/70 "2009-11-15T03:37:24Z")
Dead serious, brah. Every city that I visit, I have to register with the police 'cause my hands are considered deadly weapons. One time me and my frat bros were playing Soggy Biscuit and this pencil-neck fucker comes to the door saying some shit about he had some of our mail that was delivered to his house by mistake—yeah, right. WRONG ANSWER, motherfucker. We gave him the mother of all beatdowns til his Islets of Langerhans were hanging out his balloon knot. Then we high-fived and drank another case of Natty Light and then I drove home and fucked the shit out of my hosebeast slut of a sister. ---
**Author:** ![bri1600bv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@bri1600bv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bri1600bv)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/71 "2009-11-15T03:54:29Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > And so the gutless fat head speaks. > > Violence does not become you. > > Out of curiosity, how is it that you know that your sister does not smell like a fish? That’s some wierd kinky stuff you are getting into with her. Very bold to make tasteless comments on an internet site. Somehow I doubt you too would make say anything in real life. Nice life being a mouse. ---
**Author:** ![bri1600bv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@bri1600bv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bri1600bv)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/72 "2009-11-15T03:55:29Z")
> [@tacoloco](#): > > Flex more, tough guy. > > Fucking internet commando. > > Stupid twat. Fuck you. You wouldn’t say a word to anyone in real life and you know it. You’re a worm. ---
**Author:** ![bri1600bv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@bri1600bv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bri1600bv)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/73 "2009-11-15T03:56:35Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Statement 1: > Statement 2:You’re funny. I was asked a question, I answered it. I didn’t start the incident in question. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/74 "2009-11-15T03:57:40Z")
Oh me oh my, now you’re trying to bait me into a macho contest. Well here goes. I flick my thumb in your general direction. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/75 "2009-11-15T03:57:52Z")
> [@bri1600bv](#): > > I have a very bad temper, not that I’m proud of it. Actually, you seem rather inordinately proud of it. And don’t even think about starting in on me, if you know what’s good for you. I can set you on fire with my brain, from any distance. Those cases of ‘spontaneous human combustion’ in the SD column on the front page? Me. Well, all the ones after '57, at least. That’ll teach 'em to cut in line at the deli. ---
**Author:** ![bri1600bv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@bri1600bv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bri1600bv)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/76 "2009-11-15T03:58:19Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > Dead serious, brah. Every city that I visit, I have to register with the police 'cause my hands are considered deadly weapons. One time me and my frat bros were playing Soggy Biscuit and this pencil-neck fucker comes to the door saying some shit about he had some of our mail that was delivered to his house by mistake—yeah, right. WRONG ANSWER, motherfucker. We gave him the mother of all beatdowns til his Islets of Langerhans were hanging out his balloon knot. Then we high-fived and drank another case of Natty Light and then I drove home and fucked the shit out of my hosebeast slut of a sister. Pretty good, except like a typical liberal you make the person who started the fight by stabbing someone, which is a felony, sound like the victim. And he wasn’t a pencil necked fucker, he was a decent sized guy with a knife. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/77 "2009-11-15T03:59:25Z")
> [@bri1600bv](#): > > I didn’t start the incident in question. That’s what a lot of kids say. “But Mommy, I didn’t start it. My smelly sister did. Whaaaaah!” ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/78 "2009-11-15T04:00:19Z")
Yeah, so anyways. :rolleyes: Back to the serious discussion with the adults: What is the proper technique for gutting a person? Is it similar to gutting a fish? Can you tell me how to do that also, because I never have. Does it require any kind of special knife or other such tools? ---
**Author:** ![bri1600bv](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9fc29f/32.png) [@bri1600bv](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bri1600bv)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/79 "2009-11-15T04:02:34Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Actually, you seem rather inordinately proud of it. > > And don’t even think about starting in on me, if you know what’s good for you. I can set you on fire with my brain, from any distance. Those cases of ‘spontaneous human combustion’ in the SD column on the front page? Me. Well, all the ones after '57, at least. That’ll teach 'em to cut in line at the deli. No I’m not. I’m a very mild mannered person. In real life people are not rude and obnoxious to me, imagine that. But yes, if some smug self righteous liberal prick started in on me like that in real life, I’d attack, and yes, I know how to fight. ---
**Author:** ![badlyburnttoast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ad7895/32.png) [@badlyburnttoast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/badlyburnttoast)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/80 "2009-11-15T04:07:38Z")
Out of curiosity if a self righteous conservative prick started in on you in real life would you gut him too, or does he only get a spanking? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436.md?page=5)