# 10 questions on gutting for bri1600bv **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 13, 2009, 1:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436 "2009-11-13T13:29:06Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Pixiesnix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/898d66/32.png) [@Pixiesnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixiesnix)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/81 "2009-11-15T04:07:41Z")
I can wish people into the cornfield. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/82 "2009-11-15T04:10:54Z")
> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#): > > Yeah, so anyways. :rolleyes: > > Back to the serious discussion with the adults: What is the proper technique for gutting a person? Is it similar to gutting a fish? Can you tell me how to do that also, because I never have. Does it require any kind of special knife or other such tools? Cut the letter Y into the person, starting from the front of each shoulder, down to the bottom of the breast bone, and then down past the pubic bone. Extra points for saying meep meep as you go past the belly button. Beginners use a scalpel, but tough guts use their teeth. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/83 "2009-11-15T04:11:07Z")
So how long before he’s banned? Should we start taking bets? And would it be for trolling, and/or making threats? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/84 "2009-11-15T04:15:25Z")
I’d pay to watch **bri1600bv** spanking his his sister in a burning corn field, whether she was liberal or conservative. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/85 "2009-11-15T04:18:48Z")
> [@bri1600bv](#): > > I’d attack, and yes, I know how to fight. [Hans Conried]Strrong like bull. Schmarrt, like strreetcar.[/Hans Conried] ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/86 "2009-11-15T04:19:20Z")
> [@bri1600bv](#): > > No I’m not. I’m a very mild mannered person. In real life people are not rude and obnoxious to me, imagine that. Probably because you just radiate that macho man vibe. > [@](#): > > But yes, if some smug self righteous liberal prick started in on me like that in real life, I’d attack, and yes, I know how to fight. That’s quite irrational. Attacking someone physically because they were rude to you. ---
**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/87 "2009-11-15T04:19:36Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > I’d pay to watch **bri1600bv** spanking his his sister in a burning corn field, whether she was liberal or conservative. Please. Internet tough guy losers like bri don’t get laid. Not even by their sister. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/88 "2009-11-15T04:20:37Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > I’d pay to watch **bri1600bv** spanking his his sister in a burning corn field, whether she was liberal or conservative. Well, if she were conservative, it would be quite a bit hotter. Just my opinion. ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/89 "2009-11-15T04:23:44Z")
> [@bri1600bv](#): > > Well in college I was in a fraternity…we had parties and only people from my school were allowed in (females from any school) Females aren’t people? ---
**Author:** ![tacoloco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@tacoloco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tacoloco)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/90 "2009-11-15T04:28:02Z")
Every man wants to be a macho macho man to have the kind of body, always in demand Jogging in the mornings, go man go works out in the health spa, muscles glow You can best believe that, he’s a macho man ready to get down with, anyone he can ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/91 "2009-11-15T04:29:45Z")
> [@bri1600bv](#): > > But yes, if some smug self righteous liberal prick started in on me like that in real life, I’d attack, and yes, I know how to fight. Folks, whatever you do, don’t mention the “Ask the guys who did **bri1600bv** ’s sister” thread currently running in MPSIMS, 'kay? ---
**Author:** ![Enginerd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/bcef8e/32.png) [@Enginerd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enginerd)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/92 "2009-11-15T04:34:28Z")
> [@Muffin](#): > > I’d pay to watch **bri1600bv** spanking his his sister in a burning corn field, whether she was liberal or conservative. It’s only a $20 cover. ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/93 "2009-11-15T04:40:30Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Folks, whatever you do, don’t mention the “Ask the guys who did **bri1600bv** ’s sister” thread currently running in MPSIMS, 'kay? That’s a gut example of the difference between searching on the SDMB and using Google to search the SDMB. If you use Google, the return for the search of _ **Ask the guys who did bri1600bv’s sister** _ is [_ **Fat patient in the blood lab center - Straight Dope Message Board** _](http://www.google.ca/search?q=%22Ask+the+guys+who+did+bri1600bv%27s+sister%22&rls=com.microsoft:en-ca:IE-ContextMenu&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7TSHC_en). I hope his sister isn’t one of those smelly fat ones, you know, the ones he does not like. ---
**Author:** ![Gfactor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/9de053/32.png) [@Gfactor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gfactor)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/94 "2009-11-15T04:53:04Z")
> [@bri1600bv](#): > > The person I wanted to gut deserved it. > > * * * > > And yes, if I met such a person in real life and they said that to me, I’d probably kill them. A quick strike to the throat and then a choke hold. I’m a relatively strong person and know how to throw a punch, wrestle, and apply choke holds. > [@](#): > > Do not threaten harm or wish death on another poster > > Do not threaten another poster with physical harm, or wish for their demise. This includes hypothetical statements like “it would make me happy if someone ran you over” or “I hope you say that to [someone prone to stabbing people] and they stab you”. > **[Revised Forum Rules for the BBQ Pit: read this before posting](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=507985)** > > The BBQ Pit is the forum for rants about the outside world or quarrels between posters - often the first turns into the second. Although the standards of discourse are looser than in the other forums, the Pit is NOT a free-for-all - you don’t have to... > [@bri1600bv](#): > > Fuck you. You wouldn’t say a word to anyone in real life and you know it. You’re a worm. [QUOTE=Restricted language in the Pit] The following expressions should not be directed at other posters. * * * fuck you [/QUOTE] > **[Restricted language in the Pit](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858)** > > The following expressions should not be directed at other posters. cunt and variants, e.g., cuntlapper motherfucker cocksucker fuck you and variants, e.g., go fuck yourself, fuck off and die suck/lick my dick/cock and variants Expressions not... > [@bri1600bv](#): > > But yes, if some smug self righteous liberal prick started in on me like that in real life, I’d attack, and yes, I know how to fight. Ok. Look. I gave you the benefit of the doubt on the PM issue, and I told you not to make threats. These posts would be edgy bu themselves, but combined with the PM, they get you at least a warning. There may be more. I’ll need to discuss it with the other moderators. **Gfactor** Pit Moderator ---
**Author:** ![Muffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muffin/32/4341_2.png) [@Muffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Muffin)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/95 "2009-11-15T04:56:03Z")
Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Skylark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Skylark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skylark)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 6:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/96 "2009-11-15T06:03:23Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Actually, you seem rather inordinately proud of it. > > And don’t even think about starting in on me, if you know what’s good for you. I can set you on fire with my brain, from any distance. Those cases of ‘spontaneous human combustion’ in the SD column on the front page? Me. Well, all the ones after '57, at least. That’ll teach 'em to cut in line at the deli. You and I, weren’t not so different, you and I. Me, I crush people’s heads in with my fingers. From a distance. Crush crush I crush them they are flatheads. Like putty in my hands! ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/97 "2009-11-15T07:19:03Z")
> [@bri1600bv](#): > > And yes, if I met such a person in real life and they said that to me, I’d probably kill them. Let me get this straight. You would risk going to prison, and depriving your loved ones of meaningful contact with you for perhaps the rest of your natural life, simply because someone made a snide comment about your sister? Have you ever heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face? ---
**Author:** ![mhendo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mhendo/32/3159_2.png) [@mhendo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mhendo)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/98 "2009-11-15T07:36:00Z")
> [@statsman1982](#): > > Have you ever heard of cutting off your nose to spite your face? Heard of it? He’s done it. His nose gave him some shit one day, and he was in a bad mood. Sliced it right off. ---
**Author:** ![statsman1982](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@statsman1982](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/statsman1982)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 7:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/99 "2009-11-15T07:51:09Z")
> [@mhendo](#): > > Heard of it? He’s done it. > > His nose gave him some shit one day, and he was in a bad mood. Sliced it right off. That almost sounds like a Chuck Norris fact:D ---
**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\ **Post date:** [November 15, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-questions-on-gutting-for-bri1600bv/517436/100 "2009-11-15T07:52:30Z")
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