# 10 things men really know about women **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 18, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306 "2005-01-18T03:59:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/1 "2005-01-18T03:59:56Z")
1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Women have breasts. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/2 "2005-01-18T04:06:08Z")
Hey, you missed a few. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 4:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/3 "2005-01-18T04:14:01Z")
> [@Keapon Laffin](#): > > Hey, you missed a few 1. Women have a muffin 2. Women have a left breast 3. Women have a right breast ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/4 "2005-01-18T04:26:29Z")
1. Under certain conditions, you can carry them home like a six pack. ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/5 "2005-01-18T04:32:33Z")
> [@JohnBckWLD](#): > > 1. Women have a muffin > 2. Women have a left breast > 3. Women have a right breast Blueberry? Bran? The apply kind with the sugary stuff on top? Just one muffin? Do we all have to share it? Do I get it on alternate Thursdays? It better be blueberry. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/6 "2005-01-18T05:07:45Z")
1. They are insane 2. They are insane 3. They are insane ---
**Author:** ![zoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zoid/32/336_2.png) [@zoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zoid)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/7 "2005-01-18T05:14:29Z")
1. They will never tell us what they want 2. Even if we do what they want we’ll still be in trouble 3. If we don’t do what they want we’ll be in trouble ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/8 "2005-01-18T05:16:00Z")
1. She’s right. Even if she isn’t. ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/9 "2005-01-18T05:20:30Z")
1. And God forbid you should bring up her crankiness during “that” time of the month. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/10 "2005-01-18T07:30:20Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > 1. They are insane > 2. They are insane > 3. They are insane We have to be to tolerate the shit we have to put up with from you guys. Yeah, it’s “that” time of the month. And what? ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/11 "2005-01-18T07:36:24Z")
> [@Silver Fire](#): > > We have to be to tolerate the shit we have to put up with from you guys. > > Yeah, it’s “that” time of the month. And what? Would you like a muffin? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Kobayashi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Mr.Kobayashi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Kobayashi)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 7:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/12 "2005-01-18T07:54:44Z")
Let’s not forget: 1. Women are mammals. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Fire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@Silver\_Fire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Fire)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/13 "2005-01-18T08:25:29Z")
> [@Zsofia](#): > > Would you like a muffin? 😉 Mmm… Chocolate chip muffins… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/14 "2005-01-18T12:20:58Z")
> [@Silver Fire](#): > > We have to be to tolerate the shit we have to put up with from you guys. > > Yeah, it’s “that” time of the month. And what? 🙂 heh, I never said we didn’t make you that way, the fact remains however…that: “Your room is comfortably small with rubber lining the walls and there’s someone always calling your name. He calls when you’re alone and he calls when you’re not home and he calls when you’re stuck out in the rain…” :: kisses :: ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/15 "2005-01-18T12:26:08Z")
> [@Mr. Kobayashi](#): > > Let’s not forget: > > 1. Women are mammals. After our waxing appointments, you can’t prove this. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/16 "2005-01-18T14:12:53Z")
> [@Mr. Kobayashi](#): > > Let’s not forget: > > 1. Women are mammals. Don’t forget 3a. Women fight all the time. 3b. The purpose of a woman is to flip out and kill people. I’m serious. My friend Mark said he totally saw a woman uppercut some kid just because the kid opened a window. ---
**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/17 "2005-01-18T14:15:11Z")
If a woman (girlfriend, lover, sister, mother, etc) calls you _by your full name_, including middle name or initial, your @ss is up sh^t creek. No lie. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/18 "2005-01-18T14:27:58Z")
A “that time of the month” woman ain’t got nuttin’ on a “change of life” woman. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/19 "2005-01-18T15:10:15Z")
Does her butt look big? This is not a question. It is an existential dilemma. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2005, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306/20 "2005-01-18T15:30:49Z")
Maybe you should put a warning on this thread: Contains Inane Generalizations and Stereotypes. I suppose I coulda guessed that from the title, though, but I was hoping for better. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-things-men-really-know-about-women/285306.md?page=2)