# 10 year old 'miracle sandwich' auction on EBay

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 17, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270 "2004-11-17T15:15:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/1 "2004-11-17T15:15:14Z")

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[link to BBC news story](http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/4019295.stm)

I know random images appear on things due to people seeign what they want to, so i have no problem with someone seeing an image in their cheese toastie. However, 10 years old and it’s not stale or mouldy? would packing the sandwich in cotton wool in a plastic box stop the ravages of time? or is this woman a scam artist?

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/2 "2004-11-17T15:18:41Z")

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[Hail, Mary! Full of cheese.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=286990)

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/3 "2004-11-17T15:20:51Z")

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Looks more like Madonna than _the_ Madonna to me.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/4 "2004-11-17T15:36:13Z")

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Link to the Pit thread:

> **[Religious Icon on White, Hold the Butter](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=286963)**
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> It’s truly a miracle. Although to my jaded agnostic eyes it look more like a young Betty Davis. Not surprisingly, there is some powerful spiritual symbolism behind the whitebread, butterless, oil-less, processed American cheese relic. Clearly God is...

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/5 "2004-11-17T15:51:01Z")

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It’s American cheese and Wonder bread, probably.

That stuff is like Twinkies. It’s never going to rot, and that’s no miracle.

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/6 "2004-11-17T15:54:32Z")

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Extra Extra Virgin American Cheese.

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/7 "2004-11-17T16:06:28Z")

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Ah, Blessed are the Cheesemakers.

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**Author:** ![Wile\_E](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c37758/32.png) [@Wile\_E](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wile_E)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/8 "2004-11-17T16:06:31Z")

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> [@Chefguy](#):
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> Looks more like Madonna than _the_ Madonna to me.

I agree. That toast chick is hot! 😃

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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/9 "2004-11-17T16:10:29Z")

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Or if it is more about the bread than the cheese, then there is “Cwym Rhondda”

“Bread of heaven, bread of heaven,  
Feed me till I want no more;  
Feed me till I want no more.”

Still I suppose it cannot _really_ be said to be a scam as such, unless the seller is claiming to be able to have her claim/belief properly authenticated.

Funny old world. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/10 "2004-11-17T18:21:47Z")

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I once saw Cheezus in a sandwich…or was that Cheez Whiz?

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**Author:** ![Merkwurdigliebe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/74df32/32.png) [@Merkwurdigliebe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merkwurdigliebe)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/11 "2004-11-17T19:20:07Z")

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Hmm. this sounds lucrative…  
Is there something you could put on a piece of bread to make toast not burn? You could paint an image of Jesus or something on it and sell it after you toasted it just right.

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**Author:** ![The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_chao_goes_mu/32/3191_2.png) [@The\_Chao\_Goes\_Mu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Chao_Goes_Mu)\
**Post date:** [November 17, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/10-year-old-miracle-sandwich-auction-on-ebay/275270/12 "2004-11-17T20:31:18Z")

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The Mary with the cherry bread would go great with Jeezuz Christ and crackers
