# 100 best ripostes, turns of phrase, insults, bon mots, etc. on the Dope

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**Created:** [December 6, 2005, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-best-ripostes-turns-of-phrase-insults-bon-mots-etc-on-the-dope/334350 "2005-12-06T14:32:06Z")\
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**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\
**Post date:** [December 9, 2005, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-best-ripostes-turns-of-phrase-insults-bon-mots-etc-on-the-dope/334350/41 "2005-12-09T23:50:49Z")

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I’ve been fond of this one since I read it. From [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=340768&highlight=Nugent).

> [@F. U. Shakespeare](#):
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> More recently, Ted has embraced Christianity. I bet that after forgiving the sins of the guy who wrote “Wang Dang Sweet Poontang”, Jesus had to take some time off.

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