# 100 questions for GOD (a poll) **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [June 3, 2002, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099 "2002-06-03T05:30:32Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![cornflakes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9d8465/32.png) [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/21 "2002-06-03T21:27:46Z")
_Thy will be done_ pretty much covers it all …right? Now that we know the best barbeque comes from Lockhart, Texas (and sauce and sides are optional), is there any hope for those misguided souls in Memphis? ---
**Author:** ![NardoPolo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NardoPolo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NardoPolo)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2002, 11:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/22 "2002-06-03T23:35:29Z")
Don’t I know you from somewhere? Do you come here often? What’s a God like you doing in a place like this? (or vice-versa… I tend to get confused) And last but not least… Where have you _been_ all my life? ---
**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/23 "2002-06-04T02:02:42Z")
Is that kitten-killing thing true? ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/24 "2002-06-04T03:48:05Z")
(From another thread) Do you poop in front of friends, family, or SO? ---
**Author:** ![Violet](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/ebca7d/32.png) [@Violet](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Violet)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/25 "2002-06-04T03:53:39Z")
😃 🙂 ;j Nothing to question. I just enjoyed the above! ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 6:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/26 "2002-06-04T18:14:21Z")
Birth defects? Disease? Natural disasters? And the biggie: How come I always put an even number of socks in the laundry, and an odd number come out? ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2002, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/27 "2002-06-04T19:42:05Z")
Will my pets that have passed away be in Heaven? ---
**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/28 "2002-06-05T04:37:04Z")
Where are the Snowdens of Yesteryear? ---
**Author:** ![Feynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecb155/32.png) [@Feynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Feynn)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/29 "2002-06-05T06:48:23Z")
What did all the people born with deformed and dysfunctional bodies and disabled minds ever do to your omnipotent ass anyways? (Don’t tell me you did it so I would have a job.) How come you often seem to be such an indifferent and ruthless f\*\*\*? Head or gut? I’m sure I would get my ass roasted in no time at all. ---
**Author:** ![Largo62](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/45deac/32.png) [@Largo62](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Largo62)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/30 "2002-06-05T09:48:47Z")
Why do little children get cancer? If you are so freaking powerful, why don’t you stop it? ---
**Author:** ![Enola\_Straight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dec6dc/32.png) [@Enola\_Straight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enola_Straight)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/31 "2002-06-05T16:22:46Z")
Y’know, a lot of babies died in Jerico, Sodom&Gomorrah, and the Great Flood. What did they do to deserve it? ---
**Author:** ![Canyon\_Surfer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Canyon\_Surfer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Canyon_Surfer)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/32 "2002-06-05T21:06:21Z")
Is there a planet that all those missing car keys have gone to and is it the same planet where all the ball-point pens have gone and are the pens asking “Where’s my car?” ? Where is this peace on earth ? ---
**Author:** ![blowero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/41988e/32.png) [@blowero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blowero)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/33 "2002-06-05T21:09:40Z")
What if you were just a slob like one of us? Just a stranger on a bus… (sorry, couldn’t resist) ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2002, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/34 "2002-06-05T21:32:46Z")
Madonna’s going to hell, right? ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/35 "2002-06-06T00:57:05Z")
Which god are you? There’ve been a bunch described. (and it would suck to join a christian religion, or something, after seeing proof of a god’s existance, and just have Hephestos laughing his ass off at me under a mountain somewhere, or something.) Are there any Aliens? Is it OK to kill people who REALLY deserve it? Can animals get into Heaven? And if so, do you draw the line somewhere? Like at microbes and plankton? And if they CAN get into Heaven, does that mean they can go to Hell, too? (Doggie Hell? Intestinal-Parasite Purgatory, even?) And if animals CAN get into Heaven…What about plants? I can see skipping over things like crabgrass and moss, but what about big 3,000 year old Redwoods, and such? They seem more worthy than some people I know of. Ranchoth ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/36 "2002-06-06T01:02:20Z")
Which god are you? There’ve been a bunch described. (and it would suck to join a christian religion, or something, after seeing proof of a god’s existance, and just have Hephestos laughing his ass off at me under a mountain somewhere, or something.) Are there any Aliens? Is it OK to kill people who REALLY deserve it? Can animals get into Heaven? And if so, do you draw the line somewhere? Like at microbes and plankton? And if they CAN get into Heaven, does that mean they can go to Hell, too? (Doggie Hell? Intestinal-Parasite Purgatory, even?) And if animals CAN get into Heaven…What about plants? I can see skipping over things like crabgrass and moss, but what about big 3,000 year old Redwoods, and such? They seem more worthy than some people I know of. Ranchoth ---
**Author:** ![Ranchoth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ranchoth/32/1066_2.png) [@Ranchoth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ranchoth)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/37 "2002-06-06T01:06:18Z")
Another couple…Is it possible to create a true Artificial Intelligence? And, if so, could IT get into heaven, as well? ---
**Author:** ![Walloon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/fbc32d/32.png) [@Walloon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walloon)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/38 "2002-06-06T19:12:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by El Elvis Rojo \* > \*\*Why do I have nipples? I’m a guy. \*\* God… er, Cecil already answered that one: [http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1\_093.html](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a1_093.html) ---
**Author:** ![Stiletto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a4c791/32.png) [@Stiletto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stiletto)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2002, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099/39 "2002-06-06T22:19:24Z")
Did Adam and Eve have navels? Were you really stoned when you came up with that whole “Platypus” idea? Oh, and > [@](#): > > _Originally posted by blowero_ > How come I always put an even number of socks in the laundry, and an odd number come out? You mean you hadn’t figured out that that’s where all those extra wire coathangers come from? 😃 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-questions-for-god-a-poll/112099.md?page=1)