# 100 Simpsons Characters Challenge **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 5, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147 "2006-03-05T17:14:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 10
**Author:** ![Arrimus\_2](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f08c70/32.png) [@Arrimus\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arrimus_2)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/181 "2006-03-07T20:28:52Z")
I submit Jebus for my second… Nah. How about Malloy the cat-burglar? ---
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/182 "2006-03-07T20:31:03Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > [Nelson Muntz] [HA-Ha! Post 93!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7167567&postcount=93) [/Nelson Muntz] > Hank Hill D’oh! And to think I mutter to myself when other’s post duplicates… if there was an edit button, I’d change it to Robert Goulet (“Jingle bells… Batman smells…” ) ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/183 "2006-03-07T20:33:21Z")
Too many duplicates, I think we need a summary. As of Post #180: Abbie Abraham J. Simpson a.k.a. Grandpa Simpson Albanian exchange student Amber Dempsey Apu Nahasapeemapetilon Artie Ziff Astrid Weller Barney Gumbel Bart Simpson Bea Becky Bleeding Gums Murphy Blinky the Three-Eyed Fish Blue-Haired Lawyer. Bob, the guy who runs the RV lot in Springfield Brandine Buddha Captain Lance Murdock Carl Carlson Cecil Terwilliger Charles Montgomery Burns Chief Wiggum Chuck Garabedian Cletus the Slack-Jawed Yokel Colonel Klink/Homer’s guardian angel Colonel Leslie “Hap” Hapablap Comic Book Guy Comptroller Atkins Cookie Kwan Corporal Punishment David St. Hubbins Nigel Tufnel Derek Smalls Devil, The Bumblebee Man Disco Stu. Doctor Marvin Monroe Doctor Nick Dr Colossus Dr. Julius Hibbert Duffman Elderly Jewish man English guy Homer pulls out of his sugar pile, The Frank Grimes Frank Grimes’ son Freddy Quimby Gerald/The kid with one eyebrow Gil Groundskeeper Shamus Groundskeeper Willy Guy Incognito. Handsome Pete Hank Hill Hank Scorpio Hans Moleman Helen Lovejoy Homer Simpson. Homer’s little-seen half-brother Herb. Horatio McAllistar (a.k.a. The Sea Captain) Inanimate carbon rod Itchy Jacques Jasper Jebidiah Springfield Jesus Jimbo Jones Jimmy, the kid who thought he could live without zinc Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo Johnny Carson Johnny Tightlips Jub jub Judge Harm Kang Kirk Van Houten Kodos Lard Lad Laslo Panaflex Legs Lenny Leonard Leon Kompowsky (aka Michael Jackson) Leonard Nimoy Leopold Lieutenant L.T. Smash Lindsay Nagle Lionel Hutz Lisa Simpson Little Timmy Lucille Botzcowski Lucy Lawless Lugash Lunch Lady Doris Lurleen Lumpkin Lyle Lanley Maggie Simpson Mandy Marge Bouvier Simpson Martin Prince Michael Jackson Milhouse from Shelbyville Moe Syzlak Mr. Largo Ms. No-Means-No Nahasapeemapetilon octuplet who was dressed as the Red Baron, The Ned Flanders Nelson Muntz? Otto Patty Bouvier Paul Lynde Paul McCartney Pinchy Poochie Principal Skinner Prof. Frink Rabbi Krustofski. Bleeding Gums Murphy Radioactive Man! Rainier Wolfcastle Ralph Wiggum Real Seymour Skinner, The Reverend Lovejoy Rex Banner Ringo Starr Robotic Richard Simmons Rod Flanders Roscoe Santa’s Little Helper Scratchy Selma Serak Sideshow Bob Sideshow Luke Perry Sideshow Mel Sideshow Rahim Smithers Smithers Snr. Snowball II Sophie Sophie’s mother/Cokie Roberts Spongebob Square Pants Squeaky-Voiced Teen Stampy Steven Hawking Sting Stonecutter # 1 Superdude Superintendent Chalmers Surly Teller Tibor Tod Flanders Troy McClure Uter Very Tall Guy ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/184 "2006-03-07T20:43:15Z")
We’re missing a few obvious ones, people. ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/185 "2006-03-07T21:12:43Z")
God ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/186 "2006-03-07T21:16:50Z")
I forgot her name but how about Lisa’s tap dance teacher. “Tappa-tappa-tappa.” ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/187 "2006-03-07T21:16:58Z")
Maud Flanders ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/188 "2006-03-07T21:19:36Z")
President and Mrs Bush Sr. That was a great dennis the menace parody. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/189 "2006-03-07T21:40:10Z")
> [@wolf in second hand clothing](#): > > Milhouse > > I mean the Milhouse from _Shelbyville._ > > M1. ‘Is this the end of Milhouse?’ > M2. ‘But Milhouse is my name!’ > M1. ‘But I thought I was the only one!’ > M2. ‘A pain I know all too well.’ > M1. ‘So this is what it feels like… when doves cry.’ Wow! Life sure is full of interesting coincidences. Just last night they showed that very episode on my local Fox affiliate, WUHF-TV. (Channel 31, Cable 7 in Rochester, NY; The UHF part is no doubt a generic reference to Ultra High Frequency, a somewhat odd choice. WXXI-TV, our PBS affiliate is also an “Ultra” and has a near-ten year seniority, going back to circa '71. Would you be surprised over the Channel number being… 21? At last its a specific reference. And, so far, I haven’t heard of any Very High Frequency station having the call letter WVHF!) I am certain that it was the 11 pm time-slot, although IIRC they still have both 5 pm and 6 pm slots for the Simpson clan as well. “Shelbyville” has a familiar ring to it, including the neighboring town and rivaling kid characters, so I have no doubt spotted it once before, probably also in syndication, rather than network original or network rerun. But I did not clearly recall the second Milhouse, so my memory isn’t all that perfect thse days, assuming that I was paying full attention the first time around. * * * TBJ ---
**Author:** ![mkl12](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b4bc9f/32.png) [@mkl12](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mkl12)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/190 "2006-03-07T21:40:20Z")
Edna Krabappel ---
**Author:** ![NailBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NailBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NailBunny)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/191 "2006-03-07T22:12:51Z")
**Kent Brockman**! “Thanks to you, Mayor Simpson, we’re all taking _golden_ showers!” ---
**Author:** ![Alan\_Smithee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/2acd7d/32.png) [@Alan\_Smithee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alan_Smithee)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/192 "2006-03-07T22:19:51Z")
We’ve got Rabbi Krustofski, but no one’s mentioned **Krusty the Clown** (Hershel Krustofski)? Hey HEY! I’d like to do a second one, but I’m afraid I might have missed his name in someone else’s post. Just to be safe, could someone search the boards for a **Hugh Jass**? ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/193 "2006-03-07T23:12:05Z")
> [@«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™](#): > > I forgot her name but how about Lisa’s tap dance teacher. > > “Tappa-tappa-tappa.” That’d be Little Vicki [“I’m just Vicki now.” “That’s _Little_ Vicki.”] Valentine. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/194 "2006-03-07T23:11:24Z")
> [@«Ðëëp¤F®ïêd»™](#): > > I forgot her name but how about Lisa’s tap dance teacher. > > “Tappa-tappa-tappa.” That’d be Little Vicki [“I’m just Vicki now.” “That’s _Little_ Vicki.”] Valentine. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sunny\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_1)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/195 "2006-03-08T01:16:01Z")
How about Marge’s mother, Mrs. Bouvier? I don’t know her first name. Homer’s mother? President George Bush senior Janey (Lisa’s friend) Sherri and Terri Dr. Hibbert and Hibbert’s wife and kids Chief Wiggum’s wife, Sarah Nelson’s father and mother Snake The one armed guy who runs the war collectible shop with the cigarette in his mouth Dancin’ Pete (the little guy who looks like Krusty who dances) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sunny\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_1)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/196 "2006-03-08T01:27:47Z")
Wendell (boy in Bart’s class who looks pale) Lisa’s teacher (Ralph said she got Lyme disease) Louis (kid in Bart’s class) Sanjay (Apu’s friend) Manjula (Apu’s wife) Marge’s father (the flight attendant) Marge’s psychiatrist (the one she will remember by Lowenstein) Bart’s twin, Hugo Mrs. Glick (the old lady Bart pulls weeds for and gets ribbon candy) Agnes Skinner The lady that runs the whorehouse and Bart has to work for her when he knocks the gargoyle off her roof Steve Guttenburg Bob Dole and Bill Clinton Homer’s exact double (Guy Incognito?) Paul McCartney and Linda McCartney Jasper (freezer geezer) The crazy cat lady who throws cats at people ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sunny\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_1)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/197 "2006-03-08T01:30:24Z")
> [@Sunny =^-^=](#): > > The one armed guy who runs the war collectible shop with the cigarette in his mouth Herman ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/198 "2006-03-08T03:35:32Z")
> [@Sunny =^-^=](#): > > How about Marge’s mother, Mrs. Bouvier? I don’t know her first name. Jacqueline, of course. I’m sure some of the people on your list are new, but there was a rule about two characters per poster. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sunny\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_1)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/199 "2006-03-08T03:44:11Z")
I figure since everyone went over 100 characters I can add the remaining ones. Ruth Powers The Yesssss! man Pyro and Gyro The lady Moe was dating who dumped him before they went to Hawaii Greta Wolfcastle Old man who drops his pants for food? Dolph, Kearney, Jimbo Rich Texan That gay guy who ran the novelty shop in the mall who saved Bart from the reindeer and who said “annual gift man” Ruth Powers’ daughter, Laura Menthol Moose Mel Gibson Gina, the girl in the prison next door who befriends Bart Barney’s uncle who ran the bowling alley Funzo Gary Coleman The guard at the Try N’ Save when bart stole Bonestorm ---
**Author:** ![ayalabmaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@ayalabmaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ayalabmaj)\ **Post date:** [March 8, 2006, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/200 "2006-03-08T03:49:56Z")
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