# 100 Simpsons Characters Challenge **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 5, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147 "2006-03-05T17:14:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![ayalabmaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@ayalabmaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ayalabmaj)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/81 "2006-03-06T00:27:01Z")
> [@Peter Morris](#): > > The kid with one eyebrow His name is Gerald. I’d submit Johnny Tightlips. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/82 "2006-03-06T00:58:22Z")
Rainier Wolfcastle, who plays McBain in the action movies. ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sunny\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_1)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/83 "2006-03-06T01:23:14Z")
Abraham J. Simpson a.k.a. Grandpa Simpson ---
**Author:** ![Israfel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/87869e/32.png) [@Israfel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Israfel)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/84 "2006-03-06T01:42:46Z")
the **real** Seymour Skinner. ---
**Author:** ![Spongemom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Spongemom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spongemom)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/85 "2006-03-06T01:59:42Z")
Scratchy ---
**Author:** ![The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8797f3/32.png) [@The\_Universe\_Lashes\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Universe_Lashes_Out)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/86 "2006-03-06T02:21:14Z")
Handsome Pete ---
**Author:** ![TommyTutone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c4cdca/32.png) [@TommyTutone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TommyTutone)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/87 "2006-03-06T03:05:14Z")
Kang ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/88 "2006-03-06T03:25:21Z")
Freddy Quimby - “say it. Say chow-dah.” ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/89 "2006-03-06T03:28:08Z")
Freddy Quimby - Chow-dah. ---
**Author:** ![dotchan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9d8465/32.png) [@dotchan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dotchan)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/90 "2006-03-06T03:34:58Z")
Smithers. ---
**Author:** ![cainxinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7bcc69/32.png) [@cainxinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cainxinth)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/91 "2006-03-06T03:34:58Z")
Tod Flanders ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/92 "2006-03-06T03:43:11Z")
“Hi, everybody!” “HI, DOCTOR NICK!” ---
**Author:** ![Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/8797f3/32.png) [@Ins\_Outs\_What-have-yous](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ins_Outs_What-have-yous)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/93 "2006-03-06T04:23:25Z")
Inanimate carbon rod ---
**Author:** ![bmoak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/9dc877/32.png) [@bmoak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bmoak)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/94 "2006-03-06T04:32:01Z")
Martin Prince ---
**Author:** ![Zahava424](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/76d3ee/32.png) [@Zahava424](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zahava424)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/95 "2006-03-06T04:46:40Z")
Homer’s little-seen half-brother Herb. ---
**Author:** ![Rodgers01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b19c9b/32.png) [@Rodgers01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rodgers01)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/96 "2006-03-06T05:01:40Z")
Police Captain Marge Bouvier Simpson (Ret.) ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/97 "2006-03-06T05:02:46Z")
Apu ---
**Author:** ![Dijon\_Warlock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a9a28c/32.png) [@Dijon\_Warlock](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dijon_Warlock)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/98 "2006-03-06T06:42:42Z")
[Colonel Leslie “Hap” Hapablap.](http://www.snpp.com/episodes/3F08.html) “This is Colonel Leslie ‘Hap’ Hapablap. If you don’t open that door I’ll tear you up like a Kleenex at a snot party!” ---
**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/99 "2006-03-06T07:28:01Z")
Stampy (Bart’s elephant) ---
**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\ **Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 7:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/100 "2006-03-06T07:37:25Z")
#59 was a repeat (Bumblebee Man) #62 pointed out the repeat #67 was a repeat (Bleedin’ Gums Murphy) #74 (Leon Kompowsky) might be a repeat (Michael Jackson had already been named – they never had a Michael Jackson who _wasn’t_ Leon, did they?) #87 was a repeat (Kang) #89 is a duplicate of #88 #97 is a repeat (Apu) Thus, we need **eight** more names. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147.md?page=6)