# 100 Simpsons Characters Challenge

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 5, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147 "2006-03-05T17:14:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![mamboman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecb155/32.png) [@mamboman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mamboman)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 9:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/101 "2006-03-06T09:01:05Z")

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Legs, one of Fat Tony’s button men  
mm

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**Author:** ![cckerberos](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@cckerberos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cckerberos)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/102 "2006-03-06T09:07:37Z")

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Rex Banner

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**Author:** ![Taber](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac91a4/32.png) [@Taber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Taber)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 9:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/103 "2006-03-06T09:11:23Z")

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Jimmy, the kid who thought he could live without zinc

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 9:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/104 "2006-03-06T09:12:53Z")

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We’ve had Mr. Burns already, but no

**Smithers**?

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**Author:** ![Omniscient](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omniscient/32/3290_2.png) [@Omniscient](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omniscient)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/105 "2006-03-06T09:19:14Z")

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Homer: I thought we killed him!  
Marge: No we didn’t!  
Homer: But I did delete him from my bulk email list.  
Marge: No you didn’t.  
Artie: That’s right. Twice a week I get your email of the monkey peeing in his own mouth.  
Homer: Oh yeah, that monkey got America through some tough times

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**Author:** ![Soylent\_Gene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Soylent\_Gene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Gene)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/106 "2006-03-06T09:19:56Z")

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Surly (one of the anthropomorphic beer bottles at Duff Gardens)

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**Author:** ![tim314](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim314/32/3468_2.png) [@tim314](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim314)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 9:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/107 "2006-03-06T09:37:40Z")

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> [@Tapioca Dextrin](#):
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> We’ve had Mr. Burns already, but no
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> **Smithers**?

Smithers was #90.

We’re currently at 97, unless there are duplicates I’ve missed.

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**Author:** ![matt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@matt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 10:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/108 "2006-03-06T10:56:35Z")

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**Ms. No-Means-No.**

> [@Krusty the Clown](#):
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> I’m going to tell you the story of Krusty’s expensive new suit: his sexual harassment suit!
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> Anyway, as part of Krusty’s plea bargain, he has a new court-ordered sidekick, Ms. No-Means-No!
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> Whoa! You’re hot. Let’s get some dinner after the show.

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**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/109 "2006-03-06T11:00:57Z")

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> [@tim314](#):
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> Smithers was #90.
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> We’re currently at 97, unless there are duplicates I’ve missed.

I meant Smithers Snr. 😉

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**Author:** ![cactus\_waltz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@cactus\_waltz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cactus_waltz)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/110 "2006-03-06T11:34:56Z")

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Reverend Lovejoy.

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**Author:** ![paulmarkj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@paulmarkj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulmarkj)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/111 "2006-03-06T12:13:22Z")

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Snowball II

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/112 "2006-03-06T13:55:24Z")

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Sophie (Krusty’s daughter)

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**Author:** ![sciurophobic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/cab0a1/32.png) [@sciurophobic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciurophobic)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/113 "2006-03-06T14:27:54Z")

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Sideshow Rahim

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**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/114 "2006-03-06T14:50:07Z")

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Teller ((Of Penn and teller)) “…He will kill me, Im not the first Teller!”

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/115 "2006-03-06T15:21:51Z")

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By my count, we’ve reached my goal of 100 characters. Can we hit 200? Go for it!

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**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/116 "2006-03-06T15:33:41Z")

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Johnny Tightlips

“I ain’t saying nuthin’.”

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**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/117 "2006-03-06T16:02:44Z")

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The Nahasapeemapetilon octuplet who was dressed as the Red Baron.

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/118 "2006-03-06T16:16:14Z")

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Doctor Marvin Monroe

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/119 "2006-03-06T16:28:05Z")

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We’re sending our love down the well!

For little Timmy!

well, since little Timmy didn’t actually exist, I’ll go with Sting.

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**Author:** ![batsto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b2d939/32.png) [@batsto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/batsto)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/120 "2006-03-06T16:35:47Z")

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“Move over, Laslo Panaflex!” (does he count? He wasn’t actually IN the episode, but they mentioned him).

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