# 100 Simpsons Characters Challenge

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 5, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147 "2006-03-05T17:14:12Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/141 "2006-03-06T20:12:11Z")

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> [@Annie-Xmas](#):
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> Sophie’s mother (who didn’t get a name)

Cokie Roberts? 😃

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**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/142 "2006-03-06T20:13:15Z")

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> [@Spoons](#):
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> Have we made it this far without…
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> Comic Book Guy?

Someone got him.

Here’s a new one (I think): Poochie.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/143 "2006-03-06T20:18:26Z")

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> [@Trunk](#):
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> Someone got him.

Okay, I’ll try again then:

Bob, the guy who runs the RV lot in Springfield.

And if Bob doesn’t work, then I’ll have to watch many more episodes. Darn the luck!

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/144 "2006-03-06T20:53:52Z")

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Sponge Bob Square Pants. I forget the episode, but he’s in heaven with Jesus and Buddha.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/145 "2006-03-06T21:25:01Z")

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My namesake, the ex-gerbil **Superdude**.

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**Author:** ![fighting\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ac8455/32.png) [@fighting\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fighting_ignorant)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/146 "2006-03-06T21:52:55Z")

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Lenny Leonard

"There’s nothing like revenge for getting back at people. "

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**Author:** ![ZebraShaSha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/eada6e/32.png) [@ZebraShaSha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZebraShaSha)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/147 "2006-03-06T22:09:13Z")

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…Lisa?

And, if I can do two, then I’ll also post Marge. I don’t think either have been mentioned yet, unless I’m mistaken.

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/148 "2006-03-06T22:10:58Z")

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I searched, but nobody played **Ranier Wolfcastle** yet?

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**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/149 "2006-03-06T22:13:07Z")

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Ack! **Ranier** was #82. OK, how about **Roscoe** , the manager of the gay steel mill in Springfield?

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/150 "2006-03-06T22:14:58Z")

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Since we can do a 2nd one now…Astrid Weller as voiced by Isabella Rossellini. The art gallery owner who ‘discovers’ that Homer is a great artist.

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**Author:** ![NailBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NailBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NailBunny)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/151 "2006-03-06T22:18:20Z")

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Well, since someone already stole my favourite character (Duffman), I’ll go with:

Grandpa’s girlfriend, **Bea**.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/152 "2006-03-06T22:32:07Z")

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Since Kang and Kodos have obviously been accepted, I’m going to assume that TOH characters are fair game.

Lard Lad.

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**Author:** ![Zahava424](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/76d3ee/32.png) [@Zahava424](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zahava424)\
**Post date:** [March 6, 2006, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/153 "2006-03-06T22:35:33Z")

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Post 116:

> [@Eleusis](#):
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> Johnny Tightlips
> 
> “I ain’t saying nuthin’.”

Sorry-- someone got to him in post 81.

I’ll submit gymnastics instructor **Lugash** , the man so tough he cartwheeled over the Berlin wall and defected to _East_ Germany.

Lugash: You work very well today. Here is your cat back.  
Student: But I had a dog!  
Lugash: Is cat now!

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**Author:** ![iamthewalrus\_3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/258eb7/32.png) [@iamthewalrus\_3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iamthewalrus_3)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 12:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/154 "2006-03-07T00:03:22Z")

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Lieutenant L. T. Smash

Bart Simpson: Who are you?  
L. T. Smash: Oh, you’ll find out, in due time.  
Bart Simpson: Well it says your name is L. T. Smash.  
L. T. Smash: The time has come!

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/155 "2006-03-07T00:31:48Z")

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My two are

**Patty**  
and  
**Selma**

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/156 "2006-03-07T00:45:55Z")

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> [@FilmGeek](#):
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> **Patty**  
> and  
> **Selma**

Posts 134 and 47, respectively.

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**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/157 "2006-03-07T01:02:40Z")

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> [@ZebraShaSha](#):
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> …Lisa?

Sorry, I had her first.

(And yes, you can misinterpret that as you wish 😉 )

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**Author:** ![carterba](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85e7bf/32.png) [@carterba](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carterba)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/158 "2006-03-07T01:36:59Z")

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I’m gonna name three more:  
David St. Hubbins  
Nigel Tufnel  
Derek Smalls

**Spinal Tap**

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**Author:** ![Zahava424](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/76d3ee/32.png) [@Zahava424](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zahava424)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/159 "2006-03-07T02:38:32Z")

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> [@iamthewalrus(:3=](#):
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> Lieutenant L. T. Smash
> 
> Bart Simpson: Who are you?  
> L. T. Smash: Oh, you’ll find out, in due time.  
> Bart Simpson: Well it says your name is L. T. Smash.  
> L. T. Smash: The time has come!

That was post #79! Read the thread, people!

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**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2006, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100-simpsons-characters-challenge/347147/160 "2006-03-07T04:04:34Z")

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> [@NailBunny](#):
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> Well, since someone already stole my favourite character (Duffman), I’ll go with:
> 
> Grandpa’s girlfriend, **Bea**.

She’s a hootchie!

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