# 1000 Post Party! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [April 24, 2000, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391 "2000-04-24T14:54:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/21 "2000-04-25T16:52:00Z")
I’m here as Howard Stern. Show me your tits. Oh, and congrats and stuff… * * * Yer pal, Satan [http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif](http://www.raleighmusic.com/board/Images/devil.gif) _I HAVE BEEN SMOKE-FREE FOR: Two weeks, two days, 14 hours, 45 minutes and 42 seconds. 664 cigarettes not smoked, saving $83.07. Life saved: 2 days, 7 hours, 20 minutes._ ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/22 "2000-04-25T18:23:00Z")
Swimming, I came forth not to provide an intervention, but to offer myself as an enabler. * * * Well, honey just tastes better when it comes from a bear’s head. ---
**Author:** ![SwimmingRiddles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/43a26b/32.png) [@SwimmingRiddles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SwimmingRiddles)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/23 "2000-04-25T18:29:00Z")
Well, in that case, Mullinator, grab a ping pong paddle and a drink! Welcome to my Denial Party! ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/24 "2000-04-25T18:33:00Z")
Congrats, darling, welcome to the 1000s, we think you’ll like it here. I’ve come as Sadie Thompson—now, lead me to those sailor boys and jazz records; “Sadie Thompson is going straight to hell!” ---
**Author:** ![pluto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f08c70/32.png) [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/25 "2000-04-25T18:53:00Z")
well boss, i once was a vers libre poet but now i am transmogrified into a lowly cockroach so watch where you step you never know congratulations on one thousand posts and how did you get your name has anyone seen mehitabel archy ---
**Author:** ![GolfWidow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a698b9/32.png) [@GolfWidow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GolfWidow)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/26 "2000-04-25T19:13:00Z")
Congratulations. Now aren’t you supposed to be working on a project? Does “social psychological effects of information technology on human communication including e-mail and computer mediated interaction” ring a bell? Give me that drink. :::hard left turn directly to booze area::::: * * * ~Never got a Wally sig~ ---
**Author:** ![Lux\_Fiat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/bc79bd/32.png) [@Lux\_Fiat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lux_Fiat)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/27 "2000-04-25T19:51:00Z")
A thousand? In four months? SR, you’re not a poster, you’re a _force of nature_. Oh, wait, that was totally out of character. What I meant was: {dusts off jeans and touches brim of hat} “Ma’am.” ## What do you mean, who am I? I’m Billy Parham from _The Crossing_, by Cormac McCarthy. “Are you frightened of snakes?” “Only when they dress like werewolves.” -Preacher ---
**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/28 "2000-04-25T20:50:00Z")
Comte de la Fère here, aka Athos, and I can drink you all under the table. If you look at me sidways I’m liable to run your through with my sword, so be polite and respectful. Mes félicitations, Mademoiselle. (sweeps off hat and kisses hand) ---
**Author:** ![John\_Corrado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a88e4f/32.png) [@John\_Corrado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Corrado)\ **Post date:** [April 25, 2000, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/29 "2000-04-25T20:54:00Z")
Sorry I’m late to the party; I was off on a hunting trip. I shot an elephant this morning in my pajamas. How he got in my pajamas, I’ll never know. Getting the tusks off was a real hassle. We should’ve gone down to Alabama for that- there, the Tuscaloosa. “Hello, I must be going…” (And yet another poster shows up after I do and zips past me in post count. Yeesh, I’m seriously violating my “Most Quickly Assimilated Newbie” status here. Better go off to ATMB and do a couple hundred test posts.) Congrats, SR; a may your next 1000 be just as humorous and intelligent. * * * JMCJ “Y’know, I would invite y’all to go feltch a dead goat, but that would be abuse of a perfectly good dead goat and an insult to all those who engage in that practice for fun.” -weirddave, set to maximum flame ---
**Author:** ![David](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/aeb1de/32.png) [@David](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/David)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/30 "2000-04-26T00:42:00Z")
:: Removing aviator helmet and goggles and wiping grease from hands before grabbing a drink:: Congratulations, nice party. At my current rate I should hit 1000 post in January, 2027. I hope we are all still around. ---
**Author:** ![elelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@elelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elelle)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/31 "2000-04-26T02:23:00Z")
I think this was a bad idea, to come as Henry Miller. How the hell do you guys STEER these things? WHHHHHOOOOAAAAA, Oh God, Not the Hoop skirt again… ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [April 26, 2000, 10:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391/32 "2000-04-26T10:59:00Z")
Humphrey Gable checking in. Frankly, my dear, play it again. Any tequila? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-post-party/16391.md?page=1)