# 1000 posts?  D'oh!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-posts-doh/15746>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 6, 2000, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-posts-doh/15746 "2000-04-06T16:06:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Pantology](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@Pantology](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pantology)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 6:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-posts-doh/15746/21 "2000-04-08T06:52:00Z")

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I know exactly how you feel, Esprix. I’m still kicking myself for missing my tenth.

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-posts-doh/15746/22 "2000-04-08T15:19:00Z")

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This breeder thinks yer okay, Esprix.

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Yer pal,  
Satan

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**Author:** ![Arnold\_Winkelried](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Arnold\_Winkelried](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arnold_Winkelried)\
**Post date:** [April 8, 2000, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-posts-doh/15746/23 "2000-04-08T15:24:00Z")

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You have done well, Grasshopper.

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**Author:** ![SqrlCub](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea5d25/32.png) [@SqrlCub](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SqrlCub)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 1:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-posts-doh/15746/24 "2000-04-10T13:24:00Z")

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Congrats. I don’t know if I will ever get there.

Bitch rant (which I have heard before), you spend way too much time here if you have 1000 posts already. I have been here close to a year and am just over 900 posts now. 😉 heheheheh

HUGS and keep fighting ignorance!  
Sqrl

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[SqrlCub’s Arizona Adventure](http://boards.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/005351.html)

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**Author:** ![Esprix](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/esprix/32/7899_2.png) [@Esprix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Esprix)\
**Post date:** [April 10, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000-posts-doh/15746/25 "2000-04-10T18:51:00Z")

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**purplebear** wrote:

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> I’ll join you in a mug of tea, Esprix. I like tea a lot. What’s your favorite flavor?

I’m a tea man through and through. My favorite hot is a nice subtle cinnamon, but I’ve recently been turned on to assam. Iced, it’s bottled Nestea all the way.

**TVeblen** wrote:

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> Hey, Esprix, congrats and let me buy you a festive glass o’ bubbly. Sit yerself down, try to look modest and watch while Da Dopers celebrate your 1K.
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> (Don’t worry; this is pretty sedate, all things considered. The TM haven’t even gotten to cannibalism and cross-species depredations yet.)
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> Oh…was that your Manx cat? Ooops.  
> Somebody pour Esprix s’more Tattinger…
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> Always enjoy your posts. ::uncouth but heartfelt Bronx taxi whistle::

You’re a strange little person, but I like you. 🙂 Thanks!

**Pantology** wrote:

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> I know exactly how you feel, Esprix. I’m still kicking myself for missing my tenth.

😃 Well, with the way they’re weeding down the board, I’m sure you, like me, will get another shot at it!

**Satan** wrote:

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> This breeder thinks yer okay, Esprix.

Correction: “This _Unitarian Universalist_ breeder…” 😃 Glad to have helped in any small way, and thanks.

**Arnold Winkelried** wrote:

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> You have done well, Grasshopper.

Ah, well, thanks. I feel all warm and fuzzy! 😃

**SqrlCub** wrote:

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> Congrats. I don’t know if I will ever get there.

Patience, young padawan… 😃

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> Bitch rant (which I have heard before), you spend way too much time here if you have 1000 posts already. I have been here close to a year and am just over 900 posts now.

Yup - way too much damn time, even counting all the board crashes and slow-downs. 🙂

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> HUGS and keep fighting ignorance!

You, too! Thanks!

“Caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan you feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeel the loooooooooooooooooove toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight…”

Esprix

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