# 1000th post

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000th-post/315607>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 4, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000th-post/315607 "2005-08-04T19:34:30Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Crandolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7cd45c/32.png) [@Crandolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crandolph)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000th-post/315607/1 "2005-08-04T19:34:30Z")

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This right here is my 1000th SDMB post. 😃

It appears to have taken me 13 months. So an average of about 2.5 posts/day. I can live with that; below obsessive level, still maintain an active real world social life, but checking in fairly consistantly. Is this about average for a Doper?

So thanks, folks, for an enlightening ride thus far. If I’ve read 10x the threads I’ve commented upon, which is probably accurate, I figure I’ve read about 2,500 threads in the past year+, which makes me an even more tremendous fact-filled bore at parties than I was already.

I thank you all for that, my friends mightnot…

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000th-post/315607/2 "2005-08-04T19:44:08Z")

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I hear jingling keys and a **Cajun** accent…

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000th-post/315607/3 "2005-08-04T19:45:17Z")

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1,000 posts and 13 months later, you have much to learn, young Padawan.

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000th-post/315607/4 "2005-08-04T19:59:59Z")

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Ride the lockdown! Wheee!

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**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\
**Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1000th-post/315607/5 "2005-08-04T20:02:13Z")

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> [@Lute Skywatcher](#):
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> I hear jingling keys and a **Cajun** accent…

A more Midwestern one will have to do. (The accent. Who knows where the keys were forged. Probably in the secret dungeons of **Cecil** ’s Torture Chamber.)

At any rate, **Crandolph** , I’m happy for ya’, but we really don’t want any post party threads. See **UncleBeer** ’s sticky about it, [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=231482).