# 1001 Tips for Starting a Popular SDMB Thread. (Nude Moderators and Cat Pics)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1001-tips-for-starting-a-popular-sdmb-thread-nude-moderators-and-cat-pics/451990>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 6, 2008, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1001-tips-for-starting-a-popular-sdmb-thread-nude-moderators-and-cat-pics/451990 "2008-06-06T05:49:23Z")\
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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1001-tips-for-starting-a-popular-sdmb-thread-nude-moderators-and-cat-pics/451990/21 "2008-06-07T10:10:30Z")

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[QUOTE=gardentraveler]  
Mention zits.  
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And remember to add a couple of links to especially interesting ones. Videos of zit poppings are also good. You’re guaranteed to get several “I will not click that link, I will not click that link…I gotta click it. OMG!” responses.

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**Author:** ![The\_Them](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@The\_Them](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Them)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1001-tips-for-starting-a-popular-sdmb-thread-nude-moderators-and-cat-pics/451990/22 "2008-06-07T10:25:13Z")

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Post a long, complicated recipe involving every gourmet ingredient that ever existed. Delicious!

Then mention that the indispensible meat part of it involves cannibalism.

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**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\
**Post date:** [June 7, 2008, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1001-tips-for-starting-a-popular-sdmb-thread-nude-moderators-and-cat-pics/451990/23 "2008-06-07T23:02:40Z")

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Start your thread title “Resolved: …”

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2008, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1001-tips-for-starting-a-popular-sdmb-thread-nude-moderators-and-cat-pics/451990/24 "2008-06-08T06:02:31Z")

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1. Two words. “Guy Stuff”.

2. Complain about Dopers not revealing their true location.

3. pr0n!

4. 

[sub]Damn, maybe a passing naked mod can change the thread title to 101 tips… 1001 may be a bit too ambitious.[/sub]  
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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [June 8, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1001-tips-for-starting-a-popular-sdmb-thread-nude-moderators-and-cat-pics/451990/25 "2008-06-08T17:12:01Z")

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[QUOTE=gardentraveler]  
Mention zits.  
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I read that as “Mention tits,” but that would probably work, too.

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