# 100th Post Party **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 5, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712 "2000-05-05T22:55:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/1 "2000-05-05T22:55:48Z")
Well, here it is, my one 100th post. So in honor of this special occasion, I decided to go to Canada and get the best beer available. I brought back to the US 20 cases of LaBatts, 20 cases of Molson, and some Canadian Club. I have other beer, whiskey, and wine also available. And for the tea totalers out there, any kind of refreshment you would like. So you all don’t get too wasted, I do have snacks over on the table over there. We also have music for those who wish to dance, and pillows for those who wish to partake in any fights. ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/2 "2000-05-05T23:00:57Z")
Any tequila around? ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/3 "2000-05-05T23:02:51Z")
Hi Wally, yep sure do…You want it with or without the worm? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/4 "2000-05-05T23:07:28Z")
where’s the spumante? ---
**Author:** ![Whammo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/8dc957/32.png) [@Whammo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Whammo)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/5 "2000-05-05T23:16:41Z")
_snobbish nose in the air, speaking with sophisticated voice_ I dont attend parties for posters with less then 500 posts!!! _turns and walks away_ …wait, _eyebrow pops up_ did you say beer?? pipefitter!!! my friend! I didnt know this was for youuuu!!! ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2000, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/6 "2000-05-05T23:55:47Z")
Good afternoon **aha** , the spumonti is in the fridge, but if you would like me to get it for you, I will, is there anything else I can get for you? Care for a nice Cuban Cigar? Cavier? Anything of mine is yours. Oh well, if you can ass kiss, then so can I.:):):)🙂 And **B\_Line** …if you didn’t see the word beer, with the word free, you would never have made it here. Just remember, you were once at 100 also. No problem though, what would you like? ---
**Author:** ![ultress](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/7c8e57/32.png) [@ultress](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ultress)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/7 "2000-05-06T00:17:02Z")
wooohoooo congrats to ya. Molson will do. Don’t give **aha** anything, last weekend he was running nekkid all through the forums. ---
**Author:** ![Osip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4491bb/32.png) [@Osip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osip)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/8 "2000-05-06T00:31:36Z")
Wow! I had a 100 post party and pluto killed it. a big total of 2 replys. I am happy for you and plan to drown my jelousy with your fine brew. Thanks friend osip ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/9 "2000-05-06T05:59:02Z")
Hi, Buddy! Congrats to ya!!! I am so sorry that I wasn’t here earlier to join the party. You know what I like to drink, I’ll get it myself. 😉 {{{{{{{{{{{{pipefitter}}}}}}}}}}}}}}} Anyone up for a pillow fight? Too bad I won’t be able to stay around for it. Houston is calling me… or should I say Irishman, beatle, Sealemon, and the others…? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/10 "2000-05-06T23:19:22Z")
**Ultress** , you are more than welcome to a Molson, none of that watered down American beer here, only the best for everyone. **Osip** my friend, sorry about your 100th, but you are welcome to any brew you want. **Purplebear** , always the life of the party, but you are in Houston for the dopers bash, and can’t even join my bash **☹**. Oh well, maybe you’ll be around for my 200th. {{{{{{{{{{{{Purplebear}}}}}}}}}}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/11 "2000-05-06T23:26:05Z")
> [@](#): > > \*\* > Hi Wally, yep sure do…You want it with or without the worm? :)\*\* hey! only the best for wally. [http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mtequila.html](http://www.straightdope.com/mailbag/mtequila.html) ---
**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/12 "2000-05-06T23:30:47Z")
::gag:: Just the tequila, please. I don’t want Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom in my booze. ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/13 "2000-05-07T00:09:15Z")
Hi again **Wally** here you are, 1 shot of tequila, lightly salted rim on the glass, and one slice of lime. Would you like a beer chaser to go with that? And if you would like, I will give the worm to **Kilgore Trout**. ---
**Author:** ![mega\_the\_roo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3da27b/32.png) [@mega\_the\_roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mega_the_roo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/14 "2000-05-07T00:19:18Z")
Congratulations pipefitter!! And hey, let me know when/if you give the worm to Kilgore. I trust it could be quite the show. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/15 "2000-05-07T03:53:48Z")
fine. i’ll eat the goddamn worm. hope you’re enjoying your **mezcal con gusano** , wally. : ) ---
**Author:** ![Talkinsquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f6c823/32.png) [@Talkinsquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Talkinsquirrel)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/16 "2000-05-07T05:40:19Z")
Whoo hoo! A party! But I’m underage ☹ Hey pipe you don’t tell I dont tell 😉 Now let me at them pillows! ::looks menacingly around room holding pillows:: Who wants some? ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/17 "2000-05-07T20:29:04Z")
Good Afternoon **Mega** ; **kilgore** offered to eat the worm without even any force. I wonder if he wil gag on it.🙂 **Talkinsquirrel** , let’s see your ID, mmmmmmmmmm, says here your old enough. Go ahead, enjoy the party. Do whatever you please. BTW, nice pic on your ID. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Girlbysea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Girlbysea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Girlbysea)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/18 "2000-05-07T21:20:07Z")
Congratulations… And Pipe, I’ll have whatever Purplebear is having. And don’t forget our buddy VB… ---
**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2000, 11:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/19 "2000-05-07T23:30:14Z")
Good evening **Girlbysea** , unfortunately both Purple Bear and VB are in Houston for the Dopers convention. _Bummer_ So you will just have to tell me what you want, and I’ll see if I can get it to you. ---
**Author:** ![Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6de8d8/32.png) [@Kilgore\_Trout\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kilgore_Trout_1)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2000, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712/20 "2000-05-08T00:52:43Z")
hey. i will only eat your stinkin’ worm once you get **wally** some **real** tequila. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/18712.md?page=2)