# \--100th post party--

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 28, 2001, 7:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759 "2001-05-28T07:39:45Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 9:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/21 "2001-05-28T09:53:43Z")

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Depends on how you look at it. 😉

::leans in close and places her hand gently on Nicklz chest::

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**Author:** ![blur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dbc845/32.png) [@blur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blur)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 9:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/22 "2001-05-28T09:58:57Z")

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::blur runs in::  
Hey guys whatcha… Oops, sorry. I’ll leave you two alone.  
::blur runs out blushing::

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/23 "2001-05-28T10:00:25Z")

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Yeah, I’ve been kinda hiding over here in the corner, trying to be real quiet so as not to disturb you guys. I feel very out of place. Excuse me.

::leaving quickly::

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**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/24 "2001-05-28T10:03:47Z")

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nope blur is still here.  
hardygrrl–well why don’t you come with me and we will get another drink, ever tried a Bacardi Blossom?

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**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/25 "2001-05-28T10:05:33Z")

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Evilbeth, I’m quite a bartender why don’t you let me get you a drink too.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/26 "2001-05-28T10:07:04Z")

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blur just left so it’s just me and you.

Bring on the drinks-if that’s what you really want;)

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**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/27 "2001-05-28T10:11:58Z")

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alrighty 2 bacardi blossoms.  
Would you like me to give you the tour of my place, and where yould you like me to start??

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/28 "2001-05-28T10:16:34Z")

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Sure.

And again it’s ypur party so it’s your call.

::gets up and holds her hand out::

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**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/29 "2001-05-28T10:20:18Z")

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Let me show you the balcony, it has a great view of the city down below.

Kinda cold out here with the wind you can move a little closer if you’d like.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/30 "2001-05-28T10:22:15Z")

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::presses up to Nicklz,her back to his front::

Like this or should I turn around?

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**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/31 "2001-05-28T10:29:29Z")

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You could turn around, sit on the rail right behind you while I move a little closer to whisper dirty things into your ear?

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/32 "2001-05-28T10:31:17Z")

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Uh, you might want to make this one of those special ICQ moments before the audience in the cheap seats starts throwing popcorn 😉

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/33 "2001-05-28T10:31:58Z")

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I better wrap my arms and legs around you then-don’t want to fall 🙂

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**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/34 "2001-05-28T10:37:10Z")

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::slowly runs hands along hardygrrl’s thighs::

mattk-Maybe the spectators will learn a thing or two?

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**Author:** ![Crusoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/49beb7/32.png) [@Crusoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crusoe)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/35 "2001-05-28T10:42:01Z")

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Been there and done that, mate, so I’ll withdraw gracefully now.

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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/36 "2001-05-28T10:44:23Z")

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BTW…you know I go commando,right?

::slides her hands down Nicklz back::

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/37 "2001-05-28T10:45:05Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Nicklz \*  
> \*\*Maybe the spectators will learn a thing or two? \*\*

No, but the moderators might start to show some interest.

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/38 "2001-05-28T10:46:33Z")

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::pops back in::

Forgot my jacket.

::shielding eyes, leaves quickly::

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**Author:** ![evilbeth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/evilbeth/32/2268_2.png) [@evilbeth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/evilbeth)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/39 "2001-05-28T10:48:51Z")

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I hate smilies.

But hey, if Euty’s here, this could be a party after all…

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**Author:** ![Nicklz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8baadc/32.png) [@Nicklz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nicklz)\
**Post date:** [May 28, 2001, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/100th-post-party/66759/40 "2001-05-28T10:51:07Z")

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::nicklz stares deep down into hardygrrl’s eyes::  
why don’t we finish the tour?

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