# 101 fun things to do with matzo **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 11, 2012, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/101-fun-things-to-do-with-matzo/618498 "2012-04-11T21:09:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 3\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [April 12, 2012, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/101-fun-things-to-do-with-matzo/618498/21 "2012-04-12T16:52:42Z")
I could eat matzoh brei everyday. ---
**Author:** ![Mixolydian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@Mixolydian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mixolydian)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/101-fun-things-to-do-with-matzo/618498/22 "2012-04-13T13:48:36Z")
> [@janis\_and\_c0](#): > > A Jewish man took his Passover lunch to eat outside in the park. He sat down on a bench and began eating. A little while later a blind man came by and sat down next to him. “What a mitzvah it would be to share my lunch with this poor blind soul,” he thought & passed a sheet of matzo to the blind man. The blind man handled the matzo for a few minutes, looked puzzled, and finally exclaimed, “Who wrote this crap?” What I want to know is, if the Jews leaving Egypt were in such a hurry that they couldn’t wait for the dough to rise, how’d they have enough time to get all those little dotted lines so straight & uniform on every sheet? I crumbled some up as crackers in a Skyline Chili/spaghetti with cheese bowl - K for P, right? > [@Anne\_Neville](#): > > It’s a _laxative_ for you? It has the opposite effect on most of us. Hence the “bread of affliction” pseudonym… ---
**Author:** ![Anne\_Neville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Anne\_Neville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anne_Neville)\ **Post date:** [April 13, 2012, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/101-fun-things-to-do-with-matzo/618498/23 "2012-04-13T14:54:36Z")
> [@Mixolydian](#): > > Hence the “bread of affliction” pseudonym… It’s the bread of constipation. I eat matzo if I’m having a stomach bug with diarrhea, because I figure it might help, and at the very least will not make things worse. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/101-fun-things-to-do-with-matzo/618498.md?page=1)