# !!!!11!!one!1 **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [January 28, 2012, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954 "2012-01-28T05:07:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![PlainJain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/5daacb/32.png) [@PlainJain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PlainJain)\ **Post date:** [January 28, 2012, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/41 "2012-01-28T23:46:04Z")
> [@RaftPeople](#): > > Hmmm, not sure SDMB is my first choice in that situation… What, you can’t multi-task? ---
**Author:** ![RaftPeople](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/6f9a4e/32.png) [@RaftPeople](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RaftPeople)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 12:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/42 "2012-01-29T00:00:40Z")
> [@PlainJain](#): > > What, you can’t multi-task? Let’s just say it would be hard to pull off… ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/43 "2012-01-29T00:18:42Z")
> [@RaftPeople](#): > > Let’s just say it would be hard to pull off… Yeah, you know who else was hard to pull off? ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/44 "2012-01-29T01:04:10Z")
> [@Chessic\_Sense](#): > > That’s what happens when it’s past midnight, you’ve been drinking, and the wife pulls a well-goodnight. That’s when you’re about to go to bed and the wife’s like 😉 and you’re like 🙂 and she’s like 🆒 and you’re like 😃 and she’s like “Well, goodnight” and goes to sleep and you’re like :mad:. How’d you know the Chinese were spying on you? ---
**Author:** ![Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a587f6/32.png) [@Freddy\_the\_Pig](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freddy_the_Pig)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/45 "2012-01-29T01:06:49Z")
> [@saoirse](#): > > Yeah, you know who else was hard to pull off? No, who? ---
**Author:** ![davidm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidm/32/225_2.png) [@davidm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/davidm)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/46 "2012-01-29T02:00:15Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > Perhaps we should make a new forum for that. We could call it the Quarry. And throw shit in there! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/47 "2012-01-29T02:10:02Z")
It is a little known fact that on Spanish message boards, exclamatory sentences often look like ¡¡¡¡¡oun¡¡¡oun¡¡¡ǝɔuo¡¡¡¡ **Dios mío**!!!11!!uno!!!once!!!uno!!111 And you thought we had it bad! ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/48 "2012-01-29T02:43:56Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I guess I “get” it, but I can’t share the outrage because I don’t think I’ve seen anyone use it prior to this thread. Is this really a widespread phenomenon? Only if you hang around at sites that are really behind the times. This was a meme back when I still was on Fark, like 7 years ago or so. It made a sort of ironic comeback for a bit, but it’s again fading into obscurity. Unless I’m the one so far behind that it’s coming back again. ---
**Author:** ![RetroVertigo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b38774/32.png) [@RetroVertigo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RetroVertigo)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/49 "2012-01-29T03:30:22Z")
> [@Frank](#): > > Eleven! > > I can assure you, OP, that in the days when I joined the SDMB, exclamation points were rampant. Thick, throbbing, exclamation points . . . You forgot veiny. Thick, throbbing, and veiny exclamation points. ---
**Author:** ![Farmer\_Jane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Farmer\_Jane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Farmer_Jane)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/50 "2012-01-29T04:42:23Z")
> [@RetroVertigo](#): > > You forgot veiny. > > Thick, throbbing, and veiny exclamation points. …is your name from Mr. Bungle? :eek: Love! ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/51 "2012-01-29T04:54:01Z")
> [@Stelios](#): > > “Oh noes”. That’s another one. That can fuck _right_ off. Oh noes!!11111!!1over9000!!1113333##3# ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/52 "2012-01-29T05:50:11Z")
Wow! I just have to say how honored I was to be an example. From six years ago, no less. Thank you Academy! Thank you God! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [January 29, 2012, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/53 "2012-01-29T22:07:36Z")
> [@faithfool](#): > > Wow! I just have to say how honored I was to be an example. From six years ago, no less. Thank you Academy! Thank you God! Don’t forget Satan. ---
**Author:** ![CanvasShoes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/74df32/32.png) [@CanvasShoes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanvasShoes)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/54 "2012-01-30T00:01:24Z")
> [@Stelios](#): > > “Oh noes”. That’s another one. That can fuck _right_ off. That’s not an internet meme. I’ve been hearing it since approximately 1974. The first time I remember hearing it was from an aunt. I don’t know if it matters, but she was originally from California. ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/55 "2012-01-30T00:19:26Z")
> [@Darth\_Panda](#): > > Don’t forget Satan. I don’t know him personally. I mean, he was banned here before I joined and then I’ve only run into him occasionally on other boards. So I don’t think he deserved any credit. Although, I suppose he could be honored just to be nominated. ---
**Author:** ![kidchameleon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/898d66/32.png) [@kidchameleon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidchameleon)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/56 "2012-01-30T02:30:25Z")
First! ---
**Author:** ![Darth\_Panda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ee7513/32.png) [@Darth\_Panda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darth_Panda)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/57 "2012-01-30T03:27:30Z")
Who! ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 8:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/58 "2012-01-30T08:21:37Z")
\ Memes always outlive their welcome (or maybe it’s that they wear out quicker now we have teh intarnets) ---
**Author:** ![mrklutz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ebca7d/32.png) [@mrklutz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrklutz)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/59 "2012-01-30T18:37:41Z")
This rant goes to 11 ---
**Author:** ![mlees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@mlees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mlees)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2012, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/11-one-1/610954/60 "2012-01-30T20:20:12Z")
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