# 12 bad, bad, bad, days of Christmas ! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2019, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875 "2019-12-15T01:39:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/1 "2019-12-15T01:39:39Z")
On the first day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: A feral hog in a sweetgum tree… (Add your own:)) ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/2 "2019-12-15T02:51:50Z")
On the Second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, Two Turtle Heads, and a feral hog in a sweetgum tree. For our friends across the Pond. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 3:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/3 "2019-12-15T03:05:21Z")
On the Third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, three French fries, Two Turtle Heads, and a feral hog in a sweetgum tree. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/4 "2019-12-15T05:38:28Z")
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me four cauliflowers, three French fries, Two Turtle Heads, and a feral hog in a sweetgum tree. ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 6:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/5 "2019-12-15T06:40:00Z")
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Five Sonic Corn Dogs! Four Cauliflowers, Three French Fries, Two Turtle Heads, and a Feral Hog in a Sweetgum Tree! _bowing_ ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 7:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/6 "2019-12-15T07:35:32Z")
^^^Nice!^^^ ---
**Author:** ![kayT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayt/32/3633_2.png) [@kayT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayT)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 12:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/7 "2019-12-15T12:21:53Z")
On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me Six Siamezers sleeping Five Sonic Corn Dogs! Four Cauliflowers, Three French Fries, Two Turtle Heads, and a Feral Hog in a Sweetgum Tree! ---
**Author:** ![DorkVader](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/73ab20/32.png) [@DorkVader](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DorkVader)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 12:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/8 "2019-12-15T12:40:44Z")
On the Seventh day of Christmas my True Love gave to me seven beagles barking Six siameezers sleeping FIVE SONIC CORNDOGS Four cauliflowers Three french fries Two turtle heads And a feral hog in a sweetgum tree ---
**Author:** ![The\_Vorlon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d07c76/32.png) [@The\_Vorlon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Vorlon)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/9 "2019-12-15T19:21:30Z")
On the Eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: Eight Deer hunters shooting, seven beagles barking, six siameezers sleeping, 5 Sonic Corn Dogs, Four cauliflowers Three french fries Two turtle heads And a feral hog in a sweetgum tree ---
**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2019, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/10 "2019-12-15T23:01:22Z")
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, 9 angry beavers, Eight Deer hunters shooting, seven beagles barking, six siameezers sleeping, 5 Sonic Corn Dogs, Four cauliflowers Three french fries Two turtle heads And a feral hog in a sweetgum tree ---
**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/11 "2019-12-16T03:01:24Z")
On teh 10th day of Xmas, my true love gave to me ten hibernatng black bears, Eight Deer hunters shooting, seven beagles barking, six siameezers sleeping, 5 Sonic Corn Dogs, Four cauliflowers Three french fries Two turtle heads And a feral hog in a sweetgum tree ---
**Author:** ![mixdenny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mixdenny/32/2962_2.png) [@mixdenny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mixdenny)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/12 "2019-12-16T05:25:22Z")
On the 11th day of Xmas, my true love gave to me 11 salt ponds festering, ten hibernatng black bears, Eight Deer hunters shooting, seven beagles barking, six siameezers sleeping, 5 Sonic Corn Dogs, Four cauliflowers, Three french fries, Two turtle heads, And a feral hog in a sweetgum treeeeeee Dennis ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/13 "2019-12-16T05:41:29Z")
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Twelve drummers drummin’ (because, honestly, can you imagine anything worse? Don’t even need to change the real lyrics!!), ten hibernatng black bears, Eight Deer hunters shooting, seven beagles barking, six siameezers sleeping, 5 Sonic Corn Dogs, Four cauliflowers, Three french fries, Two turtle heads, And a feral hog in a sweetgum treeeeeee! When you are in the process of Shitting Your Pants, you have a ‘Turtle Head’ coming out of your Ass, for those who didn’t get the joke. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/14 "2019-12-16T05:51:55Z")
Where’s #9? ---
**Author:** ![pythonzzz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9e8a1a/32.png) [@pythonzzz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pythonzzz)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/15 "2019-12-16T06:09:54Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Where’s #9? \* Ooopsie… :o ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/16 "2019-12-16T06:12:49Z")
Oh. I see it. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/17 "2019-12-16T06:15:10Z")
On the first day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: a voice call in a pine tree… (Do it again) ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 7:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/18 "2019-12-16T07:42:45Z")
On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me: two Turtles chocolates, and a voice call in a pine tree. Turtles chocolates: [https://www.madewithnestle.ca/turtles](https://www.madewithnestle.ca/turtles) ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/19 "2019-12-16T07:48:00Z")
Love them turtles!! Well I say ‘love’, I think I’ve eaten one in my life. I sure like wanting them. ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/20 "2019-12-16T16:04:28Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > (Do it again) Good Lord, Woman! It’s only been a half-hour! [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875.md?page=2)