# 12 bad, bad, bad, days of Christmas ! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 15, 2019, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875 "2019-12-15T01:39:39Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2019, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/21 "2019-12-16T16:46:25Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > On the first day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: a voice call in a pine tree… > (Do it again) > [@Gatopescado](#): > > Good Lord, Woman! It’s only been a half-hour! On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me: three Viagra doses two Turtles chocolates and a voice call in a pine tree. ---
**Author:** ![Heracles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heracles/32/487_2.png) [@Heracles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heracles)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 10:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/22 "2019-12-17T10:04:55Z")
On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me: Four chicken dumplings Three Viagra doses Two Turtles chocolates And a voice call in a pine tree ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/23 "2019-12-17T12:49:56Z")
On the Fifth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me FIVE HOLEY JEANS! Four chicken dumplings Three Viagra doses Two Turtles chocolates And a voice call in a pine tree ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/24 "2019-12-17T15:40:45Z")
On the Sixth Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me Six goosie greasers FIVE HOLEY JEANS! Four chicken dumplings Three Viagra doses Two Turtles chocolates And a voice call in a pine tree ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/25 "2019-12-17T19:39:17Z")
On the Seventh Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me, Seven loaded shotguns, Six goosie greasers, FIVE HOLEY JEANS! (the expensive, designer ones, of course!) Four chicken dumplings, Three Viagra doses, Two Turtle chocolates, And a voice call in a pine tree! ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2019, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/26 "2019-12-17T20:16:19Z")
On the Eighth Day of Christmas, my True Love gave to me, Eight pounds of catnip, Seven loaded shotguns, Six goosie greasers, FIVE HOLEY JEANS! (the expensive, designer ones, of course!) Four chicken dumplings, Three Viagra doses, Two Turtle chocolates, And a voice call in a pine tree! ---
**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/27 "2019-12-18T04:58:50Z")
On the Ninth Day of Christmas, My True Love gave to me Nine Inch Purple Electric Toothbrush Eight pounds of catnip Seven loaded shotguns Six goosie greasers FIVE HOLEY JEANS! Four chicken dumplings Three Viagra doses Two Turtle chocolates And a voice call in a pine tree! ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/28 "2019-12-18T05:49:33Z")
On the Tenth Day of Christmas, My True Love gave to me “Ten-four, good buddy!” Nine Inch Purple Electric Toothbrush Eight pounds of catnip Seven loaded shotguns Six goosie greasers FIVE HOLEY JEANS! Four chicken dumplings Three Viagra doses Two Turtle chocolates And a voice call in a pine tree! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2019, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/29 "2019-12-18T14:56:15Z")
On the Eleventh Day of Christmas, My True Love gave to me Eleven Inch Purple Electric Vibrator “Ten-four, good buddy!” Nine Inch Purple Electric Toothbrush Eight pounds of catnip Seven loaded shotguns Six goosie greasers FIVE HOLEY JEANS! Four chicken dumplings Three Viagra doses Two Turtle chocolates And a voice call in a pine tree! ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/30 "2019-12-19T00:28:05Z")
On the Twelfth Day of Christmas, My True Love gave to me Twelve (hockey)wingers winging Eleven Inch Purple Electric Vibrator “Ten-four, good buddy!” Nine Inch Purple Electric Toothbrush Eight pounds of catnip Seven loaded shotguns Six goosie greasers FIVE HOLEY JEANS! Four chicken dumplings Three Viagra doses Two Turtle chocolates And a voice call in a pine tree! ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/31 "2019-12-19T03:06:05Z")
Again! Again! On the first day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: a board game in a laptop… ---
**Author:** ![RioRico](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f04885/32.png) [@RioRico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RioRico)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/32 "2019-12-19T05:10:14Z")
I’m back-skipping. On the thirteenth day of Xmas my true love gave to me… a music box hacked to 13/8 time, and all that other stuff. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/33 "2019-12-19T15:03:50Z")
On the second day of Christmas my truelove gave to me Two impeachable offenses and a board game in a laptop ---
**Author:** ![VOW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/vow/32/3043_2.png) [@VOW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VOW)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/34 "2019-12-19T16:13:42Z")
Got an earworm, Beck? ~VOW ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/35 "2019-12-19T19:54:52Z")
Yes. ~VOW, I do. The muppets version is on my playlist for some un-godly reason. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [December 19, 2019, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/36 "2019-12-19T19:57:17Z")
On the third day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: 3 short winks of a nap 2 impeachable offenses And a board game in a laptop… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/37 "2019-12-20T14:23:53Z")
On the fourth day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: 4 four letter words 3 short winks of a nap 2 impeachable offenses And a board game in a laptop… ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2019, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/38 "2019-12-20T15:00:27Z")
On the fifth day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: **5 Gold Doritos!** 4 four letter words 3 short winks of a nap 2 impeachable offenses And a board game in a laptop… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/39 "2019-12-23T14:27:25Z")
On the sixth day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: 6 Sextons Sexting 5 Gold Doritos! 4 four letter words 3 short winks of a nap 2 impeachable offenses And a board game in a laptop… ---
**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2019, 8:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875/40 "2019-12-23T20:19:22Z")
On the seventh day of Christmas my truelove gave to me: 7 Siamese cats sleeping 6 Sextons Sexting 5 Gold Doritos! 4 four letter words 3 short winks of a nap 2 impeachable offenses And a board game in a laptop… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-bad-bad-bad-days-of-christmas/844875.md?page=1)