# 12 reasons Why I Definitely f#cking Hate Church **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [April 19, 2015, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-reasons-why-i-definitely-f-cking-hate-church/718074 "2015-04-19T23:21:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 2\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [April 23, 2015, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-reasons-why-i-definitely-f-cking-hate-church/718074/81 "2015-04-23T17:50:01Z")
> [@Dogzilla](#): > > ETA: I’m also a survivor of mormonism. I handled the problem (and the OP sounds suspiciously like mormon services, but I may be projecting) by trotting off to college a week after high school graduation. I got a summer school scholarship and boom, I dipped right outta there. Moved from my mormon parents’ house to my nonmormon mom’s house by spring break of my freshman year, so I too, did not look back after I turned 18. Dude, Jesus should totally knock that guy’s desk over and then beat him with a whip of cords. ---
**Author:** ![Penfeather](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penfeather/32/384_2.png) [@Penfeather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Penfeather)\ **Post date:** [April 24, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-reasons-why-i-definitely-f-cking-hate-church/718074/82 "2015-04-24T03:10:23Z")
> [@Contemplation](#): > > 1. Every summer I come home from college to live with parents for obvious financial reasons, and when i come home. I’m required to go to church every sunday with them. Their house, their rules. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-reasons-why-i-definitely-f-cking-hate-church/718074.md?page=4)