# 12-year-old Iraqi girl gets new nose in LA

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 13, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576 "2006-06-13T16:03:05Z")\
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**Author:** ![KlondikeGeoff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3e96dc/32.png) [@KlondikeGeoff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KlondikeGeoff)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/1 "2006-06-13T16:03:05Z")

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Saw this headline on Yahoo News, and it is an interesting story.

Reading the headline, however, I could not help but ponder that L.A. is the place to go, as there must be a vast supply of noses left over from all the nose-jobs done there. 😃

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**Author:** ![cards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ecd19e/32.png) [@cards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cards)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/2 "2006-06-13T17:03:43Z")

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I hope she doesn’t get Michael Jackson’s leftovers.

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**Author:** ![WolfpackJeep](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpackjeep/32/2921_2.png) [@WolfpackJeep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WolfpackJeep)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/3 "2006-06-13T17:24:17Z")

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I wonder if they let the girl pick her nose.

Oh, that was terrible…

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/4 "2006-06-13T17:33:24Z")

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Would this be a bad time to plug the grand opening of my new Gently Used Appendages Factory Outlet? We’ll be having buttocks, 2-for-1!

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/5 "2006-06-13T17:35:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]  
Would this be a bad time to plug the grand opening of my new Gently Used Appendages Factory Outlet? We’ll be having buttocks, 2-for-1!  
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Wow. What an asshole.

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**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/6 "2006-06-13T18:05:53Z")

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Maybe she has mine? I got a nose job by a doctor just outside L.A, although that was 10 years ago.

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/7 "2006-06-13T18:16:14Z")

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Something smells about this whole story. :dubious:

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/8 "2006-06-13T18:21:35Z")

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An Iraqi girl with no nose? _How does she smell?_

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/9 "2006-06-13T18:23:36Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
Wow. What an asshole.  
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No, sorry, the holes are extra and optional.

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**Author:** ![Tupug\_Anachi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7993a0/32.png) [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/10 "2006-06-13T18:26:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Eve]  
An Iraqi girl with no nose? _How does she smell?_  
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Nobody nose.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/11 "2006-06-13T20:24:50Z")

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[QUOTE=Eve]  
An Iraqi girl with no nose? _How does she smell?_  
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Like she needs a bath.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/12 "2006-06-13T20:25:53Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]  
No, sorry, the holes are extra and optional.  
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How much for three?

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/13 "2006-06-13T20:40:01Z")

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[QUOTE=tdn]  
How much for three?  
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I can see you’re a man of taste who knows what he wants in his butts. For you, ten dollars, and I’ll get Erik Estrada to model them for you.

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**Author:** ![Cartooniverse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cartooniverse/32/3084_2.png) [@Cartooniverse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cartooniverse)\
**Post date:** [June 13, 2006, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/14 "2006-06-13T21:34:46Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]  
Would this be a bad time to plug the grand opening of my new Gently Used Appendages Factory Outlet? We’ll be having buttocks, 2-for-1!  
[/QUOTE]

No need to get cheeky.

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/15 "2006-06-14T00:24:58Z")

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Way to sniff out an interesting story, **KlondikeGeoff**.

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**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/16 "2006-06-14T00:27:27Z")

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[QUOTE=Jeep’s Phoenix]  
I wonder if they let the girl pick her nose.

Oh, that was terrible…  
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Well, I’ve always said, “It’s better to pick your nose than get one at random !”  
Actually, I really _do_ say that. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/17 "2006-06-14T01:18:25Z")

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[QUOTE=Cartooniverse]  
No need to get cheeky.  
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Hey, c’mon. I’ve never given anyone a bum steer. I stand behind _all_ my products!

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**Author:** ![racer72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/racer72/32/3075_2.png) [@racer72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/racer72)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/18 "2006-06-14T13:01:14Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]  
Would this be a bad time to plug the grand opening of my new Gently Used Appendages Factory Outlet? We’ll be having buttocks, 2-for-1!  
[/QUOTE]

Be warned, Consumer Reports says your products are defective, they have a big crack and leak under pressure.

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/19 "2006-06-14T15:27:18Z")

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[QUOTE=racer72]  
Be warned, Consumer Reports says your products are defective, they have a big crack and leak under pressure.  
[/QUOTE]

You need to check the corrections in the following issue. They had confused me for Ann Coulter.

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**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2006, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/12-year-old-iraqi-girl-gets-new-nose-in-la/360576/20 "2006-06-14T16:04:57Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]  
I can see you’re a man of taste who knows what he wants in his butts. For you, ten dollars, and I’ll get Erik Estrada to model them for you.  
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Woah, partner. For that, I’ll need to give you $10.87. Do you take bad checks?

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