# 14 k of g in a f p d **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249 "2006-11-29T21:14:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 11
**Author:** ![Quartz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/quartz/32/267_2.png) [@Quartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Quartz)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/201 "2006-12-08T07:48:42Z")
How many Knights of the Garter are there? ---
**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\ **Post date:** [December 8, 2006, 8:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/202 "2006-12-08T08:04:47Z")
[QUOTE=Quartz] How many Knights of the Garter are there? [/QUOTE] 25 ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/203 "2006-12-09T06:23:49Z")
Whens the darn contest end? ---
**Author:** ![mittu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@mittu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mittu)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 11:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/204 "2006-12-09T11:34:37Z")
I don’t know, think I will be seeing the guy today so I will ask him. I’m beginning to wish I never posed this question as I am pretty sure the answer will be a groaner and annoy a lot of people rather than being a case of “ah, I never thought of that, how clever!”. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [December 9, 2006, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/205 "2006-12-09T16:48:54Z")
[QUOTE=mittu] I’m beginning to wish I never posed this question … [/QUOTE] As well you should. My life is a shambles, my wife has left me, the cat sits in a corner growling, my colleagues avoid me, and all because I wander the halls muttering things like "kings of Germany?..nonono…kinds of grain? …can’t be… maybe it’s not ‘k of g in’, but rather ‘k of gin!’ … kilos of gin in a finely prepared drink! …that’s just dumb… dopers will laugh at me for that one… :😭: …someone please help me… hey, hey Jim! What words do you know that start with…Jim! whereyougoinman? …hello, is this the library? I’m trying to figure out…hello? ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/206 "2006-12-10T18:32:33Z")
Hello, my name is \ and I need your help. I want to get $100,000,000 out of the country, so just send me your full bank details and you will get a financial surprise. Oh yes, you will. :eek: Oh, and I will also send you the answer to the puzzle 14k of g in a f p d! ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/207 "2006-12-10T18:45:58Z")
I had a dream last night that I came up with a brilliant solution to this. Of course I’ve been taking a lot of cold medicine and don’t recall the brilliant answer. It probably didn’t make sense anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [December 10, 2006, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/208 "2006-12-10T19:09:03Z")
[QUOTE=Antinor01] I had a dream last night that I came up with a brilliant solution to this. Of course I’ve been taking a lot of cold medicine and don’t recall the brilliant answer. It probably didn’t make sense anyway. [/QUOTE] It’s kind of like the story of Coleridge and _Kubla Khan_, except with NyQuil. ---
**Author:** ![JSexton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/96bed5/32.png) [@JSexton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JSexton)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/209 "2006-12-11T05:23:22Z")
14 Khan of Gublai in a Fately Pleasure Dome? …so close. ---
**Author:** ![manx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@manx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manx)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 11:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/210 "2006-12-11T11:14:04Z")
I’ve been trying to do something interesting with ‘a four pack deck’ but so far, nada. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 12:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/211 "2006-12-11T12:22:04Z")
[QUOTE=manx] I’ve been trying to do something interesting with ‘a four pack deck’ but so far, nada. [/QUOTE] 14 kings of glubs in a fourteen pack deck? No, I’ve got nothing. ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/212 "2006-12-11T15:49:36Z")
“Hi, I’m **Melli** and I’m a 14 kovaginafukkapeedaholic.” “Hi **Melli**.” “_Sob_.” ---
**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/213 "2006-12-11T17:40:43Z")
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE GET THIS! **mittu** , even if it’s a groaner the relief will be amazing. ---
**Author:** ![Carnacki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b5e925/32.png) [@Carnacki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnacki)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/214 "2006-12-11T21:59:10Z")
[QUOTE=gigi] FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SOMEONE GET THIS! **mittu** , even if it’s a groaner the relief will be amazing. [/QUOTE] Is this thread still around? I’d forgotten about this puzzle long time ago. Yeah. –KidScruffy in denial ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/215 "2006-12-11T22:15:43Z")
14 Kinds of Glass in a Ford Panel Delivery? ---
**Author:** ![Walter\_Windchill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Walter\_Windchill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walter_Windchill)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/216 "2006-12-11T23:16:52Z")
Google Ads tell us we can “Watch Morgan Spurlock’s documentaries” on our PCs. Do you suppose this Spurlock fellow has the answer? ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2006, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/217 "2006-12-11T23:40:51Z")
14 kippers of gladness in a four person duet. ---
**Author:** ![Scarlett67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scarlett67/32/7387_2.png) [@Scarlett67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scarlett67)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/218 "2006-12-12T00:04:53Z")
14 kinds of gullible in a four-page Dopethread? )(Yeah, I know I should have posted it 2 pages ago. So sue me.) ---
**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/219 "2006-12-12T03:01:18Z")
[QUOTE=Scarlett67] 14 kinds of gullible in a four-page Dopethread? )(Yeah, I know I should have posted it 2 pages ago. So sue me.) [/QUOTE] We have a winner!!! ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [December 12, 2006, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/220 "2006-12-12T04:21:39Z")
14 kinds of garbage in a full public dumpster? This thread is quite amusing, I must say. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249.md?page=10) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249.md?page=12)