# 14 k of g in a f p d **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 29, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249 "2006-11-29T21:14:17Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 19
**Author:** ![Nanoda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ce73a5/32.png) [@Nanoda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nanoda)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2006, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/361 "2006-12-23T17:35:06Z")
[QUOTE=MadTheSwine] This is starting to remind me of a 419 scam. [/QUOTE] 1 m in a S D M B 419 s? ---
**Author:** ![coop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@coop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coop)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/362 "2006-12-25T13:14:13Z")
This really needs to be answered soon. I have told my sister about it and she has asked all the people in the pub she manages. This pub is located in Gympie, QLD, and it is full of miners and they are big bastards. She told them she got the question from me so I can’t show my face there… :eek: It doesn’t matter that I live about 870 klicks away, I will visit her one day and they have LONG memories… I NEED the answer… ---
**Author:** ![indecisive1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/41988e/32.png) [@indecisive1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/indecisive1)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2006, 4:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/363 "2006-12-25T16:31:36Z")
[QUOTE=coop] This really needs to be answered soon. I have told my sister about it and she has asked all the people in the pub she manages. This pub is located in Gympie, QLD, and it is full of miners and they are big bastards. She told them she got the question from me so I can’t show my face there… :eek: It doesn’t matter that I live about 870 klicks away, I will visit her one day and they have LONG memories… I NEED the answer… [/QUOTE] Klicks! Klicks starts with a K ::head explodes:: ---
**Author:** ![coop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/87869e/32.png) [@coop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/coop)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/364 "2006-12-26T01:46:30Z")
[QUOTE=indecisive1] Klicks! Klicks starts with a K ::head explodes:: [/QUOTE] Australian vernacular - klicks = kilometres. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/365 "2006-12-26T02:28:12Z")
[QUOTE=coop] Australian vernacular - klicks = kilometres. 🙂 [/QUOTE] The US Military also uses klicks. ---
**Author:** ![MadTheSwine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MadTheSwine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadTheSwine)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/366 "2006-12-26T05:29:38Z")
Someone needs to klick **mittu** in the ass. ---
**Author:** ![alphawulf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ea5d25/32.png) [@alphawulf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alphawulf)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/367 "2006-12-26T06:13:32Z")
I think klicks is the European version of hits on a website ---
**Author:** ![The\_Weird\_One](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7bcc69/32.png) [@The\_Weird\_One](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Weird_One)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/368 "2006-12-26T21:28:58Z")
[QUOTE=mittu] Still no answer from that last one, the guy who got it thinks he will be getting the answers after Christmas. [/QUOTE] It’s after Christmas. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2006, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/369 "2006-12-26T23:11:35Z")
must stop clicking this thread **gwahhhhhhH!** ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/370 "2006-12-27T20:26:21Z")
O Great Moderators, can we make this thread “sticky” until the long-awaited Second Coming of Mittu, when he shall return with the answer on a great stone tablet? (That we will force him to swallow without benefit of water?) Or build in special VBB code so that every time he checks in, all threads in all forums refer to this one until he answers the question? ---
**Author:** ![Fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/bc8723/32.png) [@Fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fish)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 8:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/371 "2006-12-27T20:45:58Z")
Even better would be to stop posting on the thread completely and let it sink to the bottom. We only click on it because it’s popped to the top again and we think we have the answer. If we all just leave it be, it won’t ever pop up again. ---
**Author:** ![simster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/simster/32/1047_2.png) [@simster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/simster)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/372 "2006-12-27T20:54:27Z")
[QUOTE=Fish] Even better would be to stop posting on the thread completely and let it sink to the bottom. We only click on it because it’s popped to the top again and we think we have the answer. If we all just leave it be, it won’t ever pop up again. [/QUOTE] I’m all for that… ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/373 "2006-12-27T21:14:36Z")
You guys need to stop clicking on this link. God, am I happy I’m not afflicted with the curse of **mittu**! ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/374 "2006-12-27T21:18:37Z")
[QUOTE=The Weird One] It’s after Christmas. [/QUOTE] Maybe he’s Orthodox. ---
**Author:** ![Dr.Drake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/ad7895/32.png) [@Dr.Drake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dr.Drake)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2006, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/375 "2006-12-27T22:45:04Z")
Dear **mittu** , Is there some reason why you communicate with the source of this nightmare by text alone? Call him and give him Fourteen Kinds of Grief in a Flagrantly Pissed-off Diatribe, and don’t let him hang up until you have an answer. Go by in person. Bring Fourteen Karloads\* of Goons in a Fighting, Punching Donnybrook. \*See what this has driven me to? On my own, all I could think of was “14 keys of G in a four-piano duet” (two pianos play in the seven keys of G, two play in G-minor) ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/376 "2006-12-28T06:08:02Z")
It seems that **mittu’s** last posting in _any_ forum was in this very thread (posting #347) on December 22, 2006. Perhaps the next time he posts _any_ thread in _any_ forum we could remind him that he has forgotten us … and we’re not happy about it … not one bit. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![robardin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/43a26b/32.png) [@robardin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robardin)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/377 "2006-12-28T14:28:25Z")
[QUOTE=wolf\_meister] It seems that **mittu’s** last posting in _any_ forum was in this very thread (posting #347) on December 22, 2006. [/QUOTE] This better not be a “Fermat’s Last Theorem” type of hit-and-run thing in the end. Aauggh! ---
**Author:** ![wolf\_meister](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolf_meister/32/15202_2.png) [@wolf\_meister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolf_meister)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/378 "2006-12-28T16:34:33Z")
**robardin** If **mittu’s** next posting is “I have an elegant solution for _14 k of g in a f p d_ but the message board margins are too narrow for me to post it”, then I think all of us are going to be something less than ecstatic. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/379 "2006-12-28T17:31:13Z")
It’s going to be something hopelessly lame, I can just feel it. ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2006, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14-k-of-g-in-a-f-p-d/382249/380 "2006-12-28T18:51:16Z")
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