# 14th Human Foot washes ashore **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 14, 2018, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134 "2018-05-14T14:34:53Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/41 "2018-05-15T13:53:43Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > You people disgust me. I’m leaving here to go eat at McD’s under the golden arches. Not me, I’m going to either Subway or Nathan’s Hot Dogs, both of which sell a foot long. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/42 "2018-05-15T14:10:56Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Well, that was fast. [Wikipedia has a table.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries) It’s only 14 if you restrict yourself to the Canadian side of the bay. There were also 5 in the US. Thanks for trotting out some facts and jogging our memories. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/43 "2018-05-15T14:19:05Z")
> [@Spiderman](#): > > Not me, I’m going to either Subway or Nathan’s Hot Dogs, both of which sell a foot long. Ask for the Runner’s Special. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/44 "2018-05-15T14:20:49Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > And they all belonged to women named Ilene. One belonged to a Japanese woman, named Irene. Come on, guys - we need to step up our game here. Don’t be loafers. Regards, Shoe-dan ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/45 "2018-05-15T14:23:35Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > It’s time you’re all brought to heel. Physician, heel thyself. ---
**Author:** ![gnoitall](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bb73d2/32.png) [@gnoitall](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnoitall)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/46 "2018-05-15T16:44:51Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Well, that was fast. [Wikipedia has a table.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Salish_Sea_human_foot_discoveries) It’s only 14 if you restrict yourself to the Canadian side of the bay. There were also 5 in the US. I understand that ICE is desperately searching for the rest of the attempted undocumented immigrants. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Disheavel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@Disheavel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Disheavel)\ **Post date:** [May 15, 2018, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/47 "2018-05-15T20:25:31Z")
With the number of cases increasing, we will soon have to call in a tow truck to haul around the evidence! I did note that one of the finds was missing for 24 years before being found! A true case of cold feet about making an appearance. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/48 "2018-05-16T13:10:27Z")
Get off your high heels and admit it. How many of you sneakers into this thread are here just for the puns? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 1:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/49 "2018-05-16T13:31:00Z")
Now I have my foot in my mouth! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/50 "2018-05-16T13:40:29Z")
Y’all can go tip a toe into the ocean. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/51 "2018-05-16T13:58:59Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > Y’all can go tip a toe into the ocean. If we’re going to tip toe thru anything, have any (collagen-injected, so they float) pairs of lips washed up? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/52 "2018-05-16T14:47:25Z")
Tiptoe through the tulips, hah! I get it. Spidey, you’re walking on the edge, there. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2018, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/53 "2018-05-16T17:40:42Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Spidey, you’re walking on the edge, there. Isn’t he always? 🙂 A foot from disaster and only a web to save him… ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/54 "2018-05-17T13:34:32Z")
> [@gnoitall](#): > > I understand that ICE is desperately searching for the rest of the attempted undocumented immigrants. :mad: Trump was right, in other words. Some of them are good people, but only from the ankles down. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 17, 2018, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/55 "2018-05-17T13:39:42Z")
Today’s earworm: Michael, wash the foot ashore. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2018, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/56 "2018-05-20T01:15:46Z")
Clearly, a Hokey Pokey gone horribly wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/57 "2018-05-21T15:52:07Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > Clearly, a Hokey Pokey gone horribly wrong. Oh, ouch! Thanks for that image. ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [May 21, 2018, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/58 "2018-05-21T16:04:57Z")
> [@notfrommensa](#): > > Clearly, a Hokey Pokey gone horribly wrong. OTOH, think how much easier it would be to play Twister. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/59 "2018-05-22T00:52:51Z")
> [@Yllaria](#): > > Oh, ouch! Thanks for that image. But did the finders shake it all about? ---
**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\ **Post date:** [May 22, 2018, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134/60 "2018-05-22T00:58:03Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > But did the finders shake it all about? Masses of people are committing suicide by throwing themselves into the ocean? How do I get my former wife there? Just a little tip… [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/14th-human-foot-washes-ashore/814134.md?page=4)