# 17,000 posts full of shit...yeah YOU, handy

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [September 30, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742 "2003-09-30T18:37:17Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![elmwood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/elmwood/32/3060_2.png) [@elmwood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elmwood)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/101 "2003-10-05T17:00:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by ntucker \*  
> \*\*I had to go find [my personal example](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=195935) of **handy** being full of shit. \*\*

I couldn’t see the message. There must be a problem with my monitor driver. 😃

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/102 "2003-10-05T18:15:09Z")

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[This one’s even better.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215453)

What a friggin’ moron. I almost started my own handy pit after that response.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/103 "2003-10-05T18:25:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> \*\*[This one’s even better.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=215453)
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> What a friggin’ moron. I almost started my own handy pit after that response. \*\*

Stupid response perhaps, but pitworthy? Methinks your offenderometer needs recalibration.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/104 "2003-10-05T18:27:12Z")

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It was just so Friggin’ INANE!!! AND STUPID!!! I FART IN handy’s GENERAL DIRECTION!!!

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/105 "2003-10-05T18:33:16Z")

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Oh christ, looks like someone broke into the liquor cabinet.

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/106 "2003-10-05T18:34:11Z")

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I dunno. I thought **krilli** ’s post in that thread was even less helpful and informative. And he’s posted that same remark in at least one other thread where a user mentioned he has Windows 98. What an asshat.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/107 "2003-10-05T18:35:23Z")

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You stalking me QED?

😃

And yes I agree with you.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/108 "2003-10-05T18:37:11Z")

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> Oh christ, looks like someone broke into the liquor cabinet.

Screw you. It’s always five o’clock somewhere.

Yes, krilli’s post was inane and stupid, but handy was stuck in my mind due to this thread, and his post jumped out at me.

Lighten up, **World Eater**.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/109 "2003-10-05T18:42:42Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> \*\*Screw you. It’s always five o’clock somewhere.
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> Yes, krilli’s post was inane and stupid, but handy was stuck in my mind due to this thread, and his post jumped out at me.
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> Lighten up, **World Eater**. \*\*

I thought your response was over the top and I called you on it, grow up.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/110 "2003-10-05T18:44:16Z")

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> I thought your response was over the top and I called you on it, grow up.

Over the top? Not in the PIT!! Say it ain’t so Joe! Say it ain’t so!

You’re a bigger one! 😃

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/111 "2003-10-05T18:47:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> \*\*You stalking me QED?
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> 😃
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> And yes I agree with you. \*\*

Just making sure you’re not driving a bus. 😉

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/112 "2003-10-05T18:49:35Z")

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Ohhh…k, whatever the fuck you are talking about.

Don’t forget to pop a few Alka Seltzer in the morning, it will help the hangover.

Have a nice day.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/113 "2003-10-05T18:51:14Z")

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Lighten UP, dude! I’m just playing with you. My second post was sarcastic, anyway.

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> 17,000 posts full of shit…yeah YOU, handy

Pretty over the top, I’d say.

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/114 "2003-10-05T18:54:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> \*\*Lighten UP, dude! I’m just playing with you. My second post was sarcastic, anyway.
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> Pretty over the top, I’d say. \*\*

The difference of course is he is pitting **Handy** for a pattern of behaviour, not over a single post.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/115 "2003-10-05T18:57:10Z")

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I wasn’t - and didn’t - pit handy over a single post.  
Sometimes I engage in hyperbole to make a point - Crow T. Robot.

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/116 "2003-10-05T18:58:11Z")

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Make that “wasn’t going to.”

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/117 "2003-10-05T19:05:19Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \*  
> **I wasn’t - and didn’t - pit handy over a single post.**

Good for you.

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> Sometimes I engage in hyperbole to make a point - Crow T. Robot. \*\*

“Sometimes doing so is fucking stupid” - World Eater

Let’s put this to rest, I’m sure we both have better things to do, like licking glue off of mousetraps. Agreed?

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/118 "2003-10-05T19:06:50Z")

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You go lick the glue. I’ll wiat here. 😃

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**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/119 "2003-10-05T19:07:43Z")

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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> **Ohhh…k, whatever the fuck you are talking about.**

Short memeory, eh? 😛

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> \*Originally posted by World Eater \*  
> \*\*Unless he gets hit by a bus. Buses tend to change everything, they’re funny like that.
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> 😛 \*\*

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**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2003, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/17-000-posts-full-of-shit-yeah-you-handy/204742/120 "2003-10-05T19:10:46Z")

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That post was in response to mine, I believe.

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