# 18th Annual Super Bowl Early Picks Thread

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Tags:** football-nfl\
**Created:** [January 6, 2021, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812 "2021-01-06T15:34:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Railer13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/railer13/32/9742_2.png) [@Railer13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Railer13)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/21 "2021-01-07T21:17:06Z")

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Hey, I picked my Chiefs (or is it Cheifs?) last year over the NFC #1 seed, and it worked out well for KC. I’ll try it again:

Chiefs 34, Packers 20

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**Author:** ![LoneRhino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lonerhino/32/1311_2.png) [@LoneRhino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LoneRhino)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2021, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/22 "2021-01-07T21:29:41Z")

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Bills 38, Rams 24

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/23 "2021-01-08T00:34:23Z")

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> [@Shoeless](#):
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> Could be worse… 😃  
> [https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WPOZbG7ibEE](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=WPOZbG7ibEE)
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> My pick:  
> **Saints 34, Chiefs 27**

You mean **Sints 34, Chefs 27**? 😉

I remember that ad. Cute.

It was funny looking at **Oredigger** ’s post. The more I looked, the less wrong “cheifs” looked. Gaah!!!

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/24 "2021-01-08T01:42:41Z")

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I read it as “chafes” and think someone needs to have a talk with their equipment guy.

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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/25 "2021-01-08T02:01:00Z")

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Steelers 31, Packers 25

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/26 "2021-01-08T03:27:00Z")

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Bills 37 - Redskins 28

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**Author:** ![Redcanoe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b487fb/32.png) [@Redcanoe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Redcanoe)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/27 "2021-01-08T03:35:06Z")

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Saints 24 Chiefs 21

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**Author:** ![mikecurtis](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mikecurtis/32/3284_2.png) [@mikecurtis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mikecurtis)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/28 "2021-01-08T03:38:29Z")

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**Chiefs 31 Pack 28**

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**Author:** ![BippityBoppityBoo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bippityboppityboo/32/5745_2.png) [@BippityBoppityBoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BippityBoppityBoo)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/29 "2021-01-08T03:40:33Z")

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Chiefs 28, Saints 24

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/30 "2021-01-08T04:07:41Z")

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Bucs 30, Ravens 13

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**Author:** ![Kimble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kimble/32/19185_2.png) [@Kimble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimble)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/31 "2021-01-08T06:13:12Z")

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Go big or go home(r). But not too much homer.

**Packers 38, Titans 24**

Re: that ad: So around 2005, I was on a road trip with a couple of my cooler friends. Friend A played a mixtape with some song from the Kaiser Chiefs’ first album. Friend B recognized it and said, “Ah, the Kaiser Chefs.” Friend A replied, “Great googily-moogily.” We all chuckled. However, I thought that the band’s name _actually was the Kaiser Chefs_, even after buying that album and playing it quite often. Finally, when I got Guitar Hero 3 about three years later, I thought the game made a typo by calling them the Kaiser Chiefs. I went online to brag about how observant I was, did a little research, and whoops! My bad!

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**Author:** ![borschevsky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/97f17d/32.png) [@borschevsky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/borschevsky)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/32 "2021-01-08T06:19:52Z")

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Chiefs 37, Packers 31

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**Author:** ![Fear\_the\_Turtle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_the_turtle/32/2926_2.png) [@Fear\_the\_Turtle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_the_Turtle)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2021, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/33 "2021-01-08T14:23:41Z")

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Chiefs 31, Packers 27

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**Author:** ![Tierce](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ea5d25/32.png) [@Tierce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tierce)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 1:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/34 "2021-01-09T01:04:17Z")

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OK, why not. Optimism says:

Seahawks 28, Steelers 20

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/35 "2021-01-09T03:15:39Z")

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Green Bay’s defense continues their upward progress, and Elgton Jenkins wins himself a ridiculously fat contract extension by holding down the GB offensive line. Chiefs do Chiefs things, and Mike Pettine goes soft in the second half. Rodgers still goes off in the most ridiculous and entertaining way, and Green Bay repeats the result of Super Bowl I, if not the score.

Green Bay 38, Kansas City 33, with Tunyan scoring two touchdowns to Kelce’s one.

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**Author:** ![Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Ulf\_the\_Unwashed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ulf_the_Unwashed)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/36 "2021-01-09T03:18:24Z")

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Biden 306, Trump 232.

I’m one of these people who doesn’t know anything about football but I like to vote. So—

Ravens 35, Saints 20

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**Author:** ![asahi](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asahi/32/8693_2.png) [@asahi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asahi)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/37 "2021-01-09T03:18:57Z")

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My “write it on the napkin” pick: Chiefs over the Packers 34-31

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**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/38 "2021-01-09T03:40:07Z")

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Fuck you, Doug Petersen, for keeping the Giants out of what would have _obviously_ been another miracle SB run.

Anyway…

For my record-setting third ASBEPT victory, I’m going with:

Packers 23, Bills 21

(Ending when the Bills miss a last second FG attempt…wide left.)

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/39 "2021-01-09T04:55:19Z")

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> [@Hal\_Briston](#):
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> Fuck you, Doug Petersen, for keeping the Giants out of what would have _obviously_ been another miracle SB run.

That was mercy. 😆

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**Author:** ![SenorBeef](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/senorbeef/32/2220_2.png) [@SenorBeef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SenorBeef)\
**Post date:** [January 9, 2021, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/18th-annual-super-bowl-early-picks-thread/929812/40 "2021-01-09T09:15:13Z")

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Saints 33  
Bills 27

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