# $190 rock wrapped in twine, wtf is this real?

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 11, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645 "2015-09-11T03:44:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/1 "2015-09-11T03:44:48Z")

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[![Imgur](https://i.imgur.com/DC09QQe.png "Visited my boyfriend at his family") ](https://imgur.com/gallery/DC09QQe)

😕 What the actual…

Huh, is this real? Why in the hell would someone buy this?

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**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/2 "2015-09-11T04:23:54Z")

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> [@grude](#):
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> Why in the hell would someone buy this?

The caption suggests the item in question is being sold in the Hamptons, which also answers your question.

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**Author:** ![Novelty\_Bobble](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Novelty\_Bobble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Novelty_Bobble)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/3 "2015-09-11T07:41:37Z")

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> [@Rigamarole](#):
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> The caption suggests the item in question is being sold in the Hamptons, which also answers your question.

[this refers to Notting Hill](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUnvgKhWZdI) rather than the Hamptons but the point (and stereotype) still stands (warning, some slight NSFW language)

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**Author:** ![Slithy\_Tove](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/slithy_tove/32/18248_2.png) [@Slithy\_Tove](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Slithy_Tove)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 9:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/4 "2015-09-11T09:43:27Z")

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Just because it’s a commercial enterprise doesn’t mean that the money that is exchanged there is generated there. Both the rock-wrapper “artists” and the boutique owner are barely squeaking by (or, more likely, are indulged by a wealthy spouse). The people who live in the ornamental area where the shop is located belong to the class of people who can blow $190 on a rock because their money is generated in a lot of miserable places spread all over the world.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 10:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/5 "2015-09-11T10:31:25Z")

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Because it’s a REALLY GOOD rock.

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**Author:** ![zut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zut/32/2875_2.png) [@zut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zut)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 12:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/6 "2015-09-11T12:27:44Z")

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Oh, come on. It’s a little artsy-crafty tchotchke. Its value doesn’t come from its utility as a rock, it comes from how aesthetically pleasing you perceive it to be.

Now the _price_ of the tchotchke is also a function of other things - like who made it and where it’s being sold - but calling it a “$190 rock wrapped in twine” is a bit like calling [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Homme_au_doigt) a “$141M pile of bronze.”

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**Author:** ![Thudlow\_Boink](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thudlow_boink/32/320_2.png) [@Thudlow\_Boink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thudlow_Boink)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/7 "2015-09-11T12:50:20Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Because it’s a REALLY GOOD rock.

But it’s not even in a box!

I burning your dog.

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 12:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/8 "2015-09-11T12:51:17Z")

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It’s the Hamptons - you’re not going to throw just any old rock from your glass house. The twine’s for grip.

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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/9 "2015-09-11T13:02:22Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> But it’s not even in a box!
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> .

“Hey, Michelangelo, can you put that _Pieta_ in a box for me?”

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**Author:** ![6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/e19adc/32.png) [@6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/6ImpossibleThingsB4Breakfast)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/10 "2015-09-11T13:28:59Z")

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> [@Thudlow\_Boink](#):
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> But it’s not even in a box!

It is - it’s a boxed set with paper and scissors - believed to be cursed. Local legend has it that the first known purchaser stabbed themselves with the scissors, wrote a suicide note on the paper and chucked the rock at the paramedics. It took a fifth of bourbon to calm them down, thus becoming the traditional accompaniment when giving the set as a gift.

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**Author:** ![The\_Angry\_Badger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b38774/32.png) [@The\_Angry\_Badger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Angry_Badger)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/11 "2015-09-11T13:38:44Z")

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> [@zut](#):
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> calling it a “$190 rock wrapped in twine” is a bit like calling [this](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/L%27Homme_au_doigt) a “$141M pile of bronze.”

I completely agree…

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/12 "2015-09-11T14:25:43Z")

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> [@CalMeacham](#):
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> Because it’s a REALLY GOOD rock.

Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.  
/TMBG

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/13 "2015-09-11T14:28:06Z")

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Maybe the maker of the rock thought, “Hey, we’re in the Hamptons. Tourists here will buy anything for any price.” and figured, what the hell. Just throw some twine around a pleasing looking rock and slap an almost $200 price tag on it, then see what sucker bites. Not like they put much material or work into for it to not be worth the minimal amount of effort. A+ for moxie.

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**Author:** ![Encinitas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee7513/32.png) [@Encinitas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Encinitas)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/14 "2015-09-11T15:03:49Z")

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That’s not twine. It’s rattan. Much classier.

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**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/15 "2015-09-11T15:07:48Z")

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> [@Cinnamon\_Imp](#):
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> Everybody wants a rock to wind a piece of string around.  
> /TMBG

_shakes my tiny fist_  
(I wanted to say that. :D)

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/16 "2015-09-11T15:16:12Z")

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I see someone didn’t live through the Pet Rock phenomenon of the 1970s. But I don’t recall those costing this much though, not even adjusted for inflation.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/17 "2015-09-11T15:16:14Z")

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> [@](#):
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> _shakes my tiny fist_

But what’s the use of wondering, when you’re all alone?

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**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/18 "2015-09-11T15:33:03Z")

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Is it by some “name” artist, however small and local that name may be?

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**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\
**Post date:** [September 11, 2015, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/19 "2015-09-11T15:47:58Z")

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> [@Balance](#):
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> _shakes my tiny fist_  
> (I wanted to say that. :D)

Well, you were young and foolish then 🙂

I feel old and foolish now.

> [@Chronos](#):
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> But what’s the use of wondering, when you’re all alone?

_coughs_

[“arguing”](http://tmbw.net/wiki/Lyrics:Lucky_Ball_%26_Chain)

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**Author:** ![Marion\_Wormer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d07c76/32.png) [@Marion\_Wormer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marion_Wormer)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2015, 2:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/190-rock-wrapped-in-twine-wtf-is-this-real/730645/20 "2015-09-12T14:44:08Z")

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I don’t believe that’s twine around the rock. It’s raffia. That makes it a craft, and therefore worth $100 times what it cost to make.

Also, there’s probably a decorative knot on the other side. I mean, who puts the cost on the top of the rock?

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