# 1970s commercial taglines **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [September 27, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684 "2005-09-27T16:03:14Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/21 "2005-09-28T01:38:21Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > I can’t believe I ate the whole thing. You ate it, Raplh ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/22 "2005-09-28T01:39:44Z")
> [@Susie Derkins](#): > > “It’s Shake and Bake, and I helped!” thank you! i remembered the “and I heh-yelped” but could not remember the product ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/23 "2005-09-28T01:44:35Z")
“I’m soaking in it???” **Palmolive** o/~ Baseball, Hotdogs, Apple Pie and **Chevrolet** o/~ See the USA in yor **Chevrolet** Shaeffer is the One Beer to Have When You’re Having More than One (and I found out why: they added salt to the brew, you’d get thirsty, and drink more beer!) These cards are a mess! A chocolate mess!! **M&Ms** ---
**Author:** ![Sir\_Rhosis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@Sir\_Rhosis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sir_Rhosis)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/24 "2005-09-28T01:45:40Z")
“Hey (Celebrity Reduced To Doing Commercials), how’s your love life?” Sir Rhosis ---
**Author:** ![Queen\_Tonya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/4491bb/32.png) [@Queen\_Tonya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Queen_Tonya)\ **Post date:** [September 28, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/25 "2005-09-28T01:46:07Z")
“I can bring home the bacon fry it up in the pan and never ever let you forget you’re a man 'cause I’m a wooooooooooooman!” Enjoli perfume, and my mother damn near wet herself laughing when I asked why smelling like bacon was considered sexy. ---
**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/26 "2005-09-30T06:11:45Z")
Thought of one tonight while making dinner… Stovetop Stuffing? I’m staying! ---
**Author:** ![Reepicheep](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ed655f/32.png) [@Reepicheep](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Reepicheep)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 6:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/27 "2005-09-30T06:35:09Z")
Two all beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, onions on a sesame seed bun. ---
**Author:** ![N.Sane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f19dbf/32.png) [@N.Sane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N.Sane)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/28 "2005-09-30T07:10:40Z")
Mr Bubble Bubble Bubble In the tubble tubble tubble Mr Bubble in the tubble Can get you squeaky clean! Mr. Bubble in the tubble— he doesn’t leave a ring! ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 11:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/29 "2005-09-30T11:12:40Z")
“Come to Marlboro country!” “Take it off, take it all off.” ---
**Author:** ![RobuSensei](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RobuSensei](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobuSensei)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/30 "2005-09-30T12:46:06Z")
[ul] [li]Big Mac[/li][li]Fillet-o- Fish[/li][li]Quarter Pounder[/li][li]French fries[/li][li]Icy Coke[/li][li]Thick shake[/li][li]Sundaes[/li][li]and Apple Pies[/li][/ul] ---
**Author:** ![Delepine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Delepine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Delepine)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 12:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/31 "2005-09-30T12:47:35Z")
DREFT (sung to tune of An English Country Garden) Magic in the dishpan, Gentle to the skin, Only Dreft has soothing lanolin! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 1:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/32 "2005-09-30T13:02:39Z")
“That’s strange. Bob never has two cups of coffee at home…” ---
**Author:** ![MikeTheTiger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/3be4f8/32.png) [@MikeTheTiger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MikeTheTiger)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/33 "2005-09-30T13:14:34Z")
> [@Motorgirl](#): > > That’s a spicy meatball! > [@Johnny L.A.](#): > > Beat ya! 😛😉 Sorry, you’re both wrong. Its actually more like: (Cheesy Italian accent) Thatsa somea spicy meata balla 😃 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/34 "2005-09-30T13:34:11Z")
> [@MikeTheTiger](#): > > Sorry, you’re both wrong. Its actually more like: > (Cheesy Italian accent) Thatsa somea spicy meata balla 😃 Actually, there were several “takes” and in at least one, the actor used no accent at all ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 1:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/35 "2005-09-30T13:35:29Z")
“All my men wear English Leather, or they wear nothing at all” ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/36 "2005-09-30T13:52:20Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > “All my men wear English Leather, or they wear nothing at all” Which brings to mind, “Nothing comes between me and my Jordache jeans” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/37 "2005-09-30T13:58:20Z")
> [@jayjay](#): > > Which brings to mind, “Nothing comes between me and my Jordache jeans” I thought it was Calvin Kleins You were remembering Brooke Sheilds’ ad, right? ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/38 "2005-09-30T14:13:37Z")
“He likes it! Hey, Mikey!” “I’m coo coo for Coco Puffs!” “Tastes great! Less filling!” “It takes a tough man to make a tender chicken” and, of course… “Meow, meow, meow, meow…” ---
**Author:** ![Beadalin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3be4f8/32.png) [@Beadalin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beadalin)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/39 "2005-09-30T14:17:20Z")
What would you do-oo-oo-oo for a **Klondike bar**? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/40 "2005-09-30T14:21:54Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > I thought it was Calvin Kleins > You were remembering Brooke Sheilds’ ad, right? Yeah, whichever. I was something like 8 or 9. I barely remembered Jordache…and o/`Sergio Valente! Jeans...for the way you make your day!o/` [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684.md?page=3)