# 1970s commercial taglines

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 27, 2005, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684 "2005-09-27T16:03:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![MLS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/919ad9/32.png) [@MLS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MLS)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/81 "2005-10-28T01:18:54Z")

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“More Park’s Sausages, Mom!” in a really, really, annoying whiny voice. They got a lot of complaints about the rude child, and eventually added an equally whiny, “Pleeease?”

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/82 "2005-10-28T03:14:41Z")

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> [@Feydeau](#):
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> When it says “Libby’s Libby’s Libby’s”  
> on the label label label  
> you will like it like it like it  
> on your table table table.
> 
> On preview, **jackelope** said it first. (But my version’s correct.)

\<hijack=political\>  
When it says “Libby Libby Libby”  
on the label, label, label  
It’s an indictment, indictment, indictment  
for his fable, fable, fable!  
\</hijack\>

😃

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**Author:** ![Duckster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duckster/32/1244_2.png) [@Duckster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duckster)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/83 "2005-10-28T03:16:14Z")

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\*I have never been a quitter. To leave office before my term is completed is abhorrent to every instinct in my body. But as President, I must put the interest of America first. America needs a full-time President and a full-time Congress, particularly at this time with problems we face at home and abroad.

To continue to fight through the months ahead for my personal vindication would almost totally absorb the time and attention of both the President and the Congress in a period when our entire focus should be on the great issues of peace abroad and prosperity without inflation at home.

**Therefore, I shall resign the Presidency effective at noon tomorrow.** \*

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**Author:** ![Cardinal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardinal/32/4000_2.png) [@Cardinal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardinal)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/84 "2005-10-28T04:36:31Z")

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> [@Jpeg Jones](#):
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> It’s Cal Worthington and his dog Spot!

I think that’s L.A. area only, but everyone I knew seemed to think the rest said, “Pussy cow, pussy cow, pussy cow”, which made NO sense.

It was “Go see Cal, go see Cal, go see Cal.”

Sometimes a little research into what the public thinks could do a world of good.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 2005, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1970s-commercial-taglines/323684/85 "2005-10-28T09:48:00Z")

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Ooh! La la! Sasoon!

(Remember the one with the NY Rangers? That was cool.)

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