# 1994 human mutilation via UFO alien(s) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2015, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616 "2015-06-27T11:08:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Dibbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dibbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dibbs)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/1 "2015-06-27T11:08:23Z")
Please be warned that the article to the link shows near the bottom a poor fellow that some believe was done in by the same folks involved in cattle mutilations and they, the photos, are very disturbing. I speculate that _possibly_ a lot of folks that “disappear from the face of the earth” might be the result of what happened to this Brazilian fellow, only in his case they threw him in some trees instead of taking two-seconds to take him over the middle of an ocean and drop him in. It’s truly terrifying that that sort of thing could really be going on – people picked up by UFOs, of the bad variety, and then have their eyes and whatnot lasered out and then disposed of like so much garbage in the middle of nowhere. And how would anyone ever even know?☹ > **[Welcome alienvideo.net - BlueHost.com](http://www.alienvideo.net/0805/alien-abduction-mutilation.php)** > > Bluehost - Top rated web hosting provider - Free 1 click installs For blogs, shopping carts, and more. Get a free domain name, real NON-outsourced 24/7 support, and superior speed. web hosting provider php hosting cheap web hosting, Web hosting,... Btw, while I don’t wish to get into it, I do happen to know for a personal fact that UFOs of the pop culture variety do in fact exist. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 11:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/2 "2015-06-27T11:18:04Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > Btw, while I don’t wish to get into it, I do happen to know for a personal fact that UFOs of the pop culture variety do in fact exist. I know for a personal fact you are mistaken. ---
**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 11:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/3 "2015-06-27T11:32:34Z")
“of the bad variety” ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 11:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/4 "2015-06-27T11:37:15Z")
> [@Smeghead](#): > > “of the bad variety” As opposed to angelic chariots. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 11:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/5 "2015-06-27T11:39:12Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > Btw, while I don’t wish to get into it, I do happen to know for a personal fact that UFOs of the pop culture variety do in fact exist. If you have some pics you’d like to post, I can direct you to some photo editing apps that will add as much blur as you want. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 11:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/6 "2015-06-27T11:52:38Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > Btw, while I don’t wish to get into it, I do happen to know for a personal fact that UFOs of the pop culture variety do in fact exist. This board is about fighting ignorance. If you have proof you should share it, pics, documents and so on. Since you can’t, you are sadly mistaken in your “knowledge”. ---
**Author:** ![grude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47774/32.png) [@grude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grude)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/7 "2015-06-27T12:03:34Z")
The wounds to the face are consistent with damage from animal scavengers like birds, they always start with the soft parts. Dunno how he got in the tree. ---
**Author:** ![Cinnamon\_Imp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58956e/32.png) [@Cinnamon\_Imp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cinnamon_Imp)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/8 "2015-06-27T14:13:08Z")
Isn’t there a big illegal organ trade (with the non-consenting type of donors) in some countries, say, like Brazil? ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/9 "2015-06-27T14:15:07Z")
Maybe it wasn’t UFOs. Maybe a corporate hit squad took him out for trying to limit CEO pay. ---
**Author:** ![Dibbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dibbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dibbs)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/10 "2015-06-27T17:08:27Z")
Sad to see so much derision and so little consideration for a most serious subject.☹ ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/11 "2015-06-27T17:11:00Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > Sad to see so much derision and so little consideration for a most serious subject.☹ It’s getting all the consideration it deserves. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/12 "2015-06-27T17:23:48Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > It’s getting all the consideration it deserves. But not nearly enough derision. We need to be fair and balanced here. ETA: Okay, **Dibbs** , I’ll bite. Point to any proof whatsoever that this incident involves any extraterrestrial, supernatural or otherwise “not explained by science” elements. Half points if it’s a secret government project or a mob killing. ---
**Author:** ![TriPolar](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripolar/32/3008_2.png) [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/13 "2015-06-27T17:35:12Z")
> [@Cinnamon\_Imp](#): > > Isn’t there a big illegal organ trade (with the non-consenting type of donors) in some countries, say, like Brazil? No, there is not. Nor did I notice any transplantable organs removed from this guy. I’m not going to go through the linked article in detail because it is obvious nonsense, however a quick scan revealed that author calls the death a murder while citing the evidence that there was no obvious cause of death, talks about removal of organs from the chest but only specifies the parts of the head removed, irregular holes in the body called cookie cutter in nature though at best they represent the kind of amorphous cookies that are not shaped with cutters, and of course he talks about nonsense like aliens and cattle mutilations. ---
**Author:** ![installLSC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/54ee81/32.png) [@installLSC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/installLSC)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/14 "2015-06-27T18:18:38Z")
[The master speaks.](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/519/whats-the-story-with-cattle-mutilations) ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/15 "2015-06-27T18:28:14Z")
> [@installLSC](#): > > [The master speaks.](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/519/whats-the-story-with-cattle-mutilations) Naw man, Dibbs has proof. He’s going to post some of it and then you’ll have to apologize! Come on, Dibbs. Show 'em. ---
**Author:** ![Dibbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dibbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dibbs)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/16 "2015-06-27T18:59:00Z")
> [@installLSC](#): > > [The master speaks.](http://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/519/whats-the-story-with-cattle-mutilations) I read the article and it stands as a model for how to be cute in brushing aside something worthy of serious discussion. A pity to be so closed minded, glad he’s not my master. ---
**Author:** ![Dibbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dibbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dibbs)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/17 "2015-06-27T19:03:25Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Naw man, Dibbs has proof. He’s going to post some of it and then you’ll have to apologize! Come on, Dibbs. Show 'em. Prove to me that you were born, then I’ll oblige. Btw, let’s be honest. The only reason why most of you are being obnoxious is because I mopped the Debate Forum floor up with you … , and you know it.😛 ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/18 "2015-06-27T19:07:32Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > Prove to me that you were born, then I’ll oblige. Outline the \*slightest \*logical justification for that question, and we won’t completely ignore your posts from here on out. There’s debate, and then there’s just outgassing. > [@Dibbs](#): > > I read the article and it stands as a model for how to be cute in brushing aside something worthy of serious discussion. A pity to be so closed minded, glad he’s not my master. Then you should be able to find the exit from his parlor all by yourself. ---
**Author:** ![Dibbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dibbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dibbs)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/19 "2015-06-27T20:05:38Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > Outline the \*slightest \*logical justification for that question, and we won’t completely ignore your posts from here on out. There’s debate, and then there’s just outgassing. > Then you should be able to find the exit from his parlor all by yourself. You’re still fuming about getting slapped silly in the Debates Forum; let it go. FWIW, Amateur, I admire the heck out of your enthusiasm.🙂 ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/20 "2015-06-27T20:24:28Z")
The diagram doesn’t even match the photos. I see no “drainage holes” in the chest. There’s damage to the right side of the face that is not in the photo. The hole in the right arm is not in the diagram. The full body photo doesn’t match the close-ups. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616.md?page=2)