# 1994 human mutilation via UFO alien(s) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2015, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616 "2015-06-27T11:08:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/41 "2015-06-28T02:16:51Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > Btw, while I don’t wish to get into it, I do happen to know for a personal fact that UFOs of the pop culture variety do in fact exist. > [@Dibbs](#): > > Am I being unreasonable to simply put it out there for discussion? (Sorry if my “tone” isn’t kiss-ass enough.) You didn’t put it out for discussion. And you’ve not provided any evidence beyond declaring victory. ---
**Author:** ![Dibbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dibbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dibbs)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/42 "2015-06-28T02:19:08Z")
> [@asimovian](#): > > **dibbs** , your refusal to reply with evidence you suggest you have, combined with the tone and nature of your responses to people questioning you on it, make it very difficult to take this thread seriously. It was already misplaced, as you didn’t seem to be asking a question. > > Until convinced otherwise, i think this best belongs in the pit. Thread relocated. kiss my ass mother fucker! That’s a tone for you! You want to take the side of these fucking cocksuckers that are sore because they couldn’t effectively argue in the debate forum regarding the ceos, then so be it! All these other kiss-ass chumps can take their bs and shove it where the sun don’t shine, and so can you!!! ---
**Author:** ![cmyk](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmyk/32/3353_2.png) [@cmyk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmyk)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/43 "2015-06-28T02:19:19Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > I look at all the sarcastic comments that I’ve endured since posting my friendly post along with the accompanying article. And yet a Mod actually has the balls to come in and say that s/he doesn’t like my “tone.” > > WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! You’re a fucking joke, even as a troll. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/44 "2015-06-28T02:19:27Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > Well gee motherfucker, why not open it! [Russell Ziskey from Stripes]You make friends, fast![/Ziskey] Now I see you’re batting 1.000. Way to go! ---
**Author:** ![Dibbs](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/da6949/32.png) [@Dibbs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dibbs)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/45 "2015-06-28T02:21:10Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > naw man, dibbs has proof. He’s going to post some of it and then you’ll have to apologize! Come on, dibbs. Show 'em. i’m laughing at you sorry motherfuckers for sucking on the cocks of the mods and them enjoying every minute of it! ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/46 "2015-06-28T02:24:32Z")
Bye, Dibbs. ---
**Author:** ![Randolph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Randolph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Randolph)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/47 "2015-06-28T02:25:14Z")
It’s like watching the stages of grief, but in bannination form. ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Krupe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ebca7d/32.png) [@Leo\_Krupe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Krupe)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/48 "2015-06-28T02:25:43Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > Bye, Dibbs. Yep, it won’t be long. Heheheh ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/49 "2015-06-28T02:28:04Z")
This likely _proves_ Asimovian is a human-mutilating alien pod mod. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/50 "2015-06-28T02:36:47Z")
I think the aliens left their anal probes in Dibbs way too long. ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/51 "2015-06-28T02:38:27Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > Bye, Dibbs. But it’s been _so long_ since we’ve had an insufferable, woo-peddling asshole! Can’t we play with him a bit longer? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/52 "2015-06-28T02:41:33Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > I think the aliens left their anal probes in Dibbs way too long. **Dibbs** didn’t think it was long enough. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/53 "2015-06-28T02:41:36Z")
Poor **Miller** , he always gets this shit dumped in his lap. ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/54 "2015-06-28T02:54:55Z")
> [@Was Jesus Real or a Myth?](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/was-jesus-real-or-a-myth/713360/263): > > At the risk of being slammed, I’ll just say that Jesus is VERY MUCH real and that plenty of people have had various interactions with Him…, myself included. > [@Dibbs](#): > > Btw, while I don’t wish to get into it, I do happen to know for a personal fact that UFOs of the pop culture variety do in fact exist. So you have personal experience of the existence of _both_ Jesus Christ _and_ space aliens? Having personal experience of _either_ would make you the luckiest man alive. But you’ve experienced both. That makes you _truly_ special. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/55 "2015-06-28T02:55:13Z")
> [@Cinnamon\_Imp](#): > > Isn’t there a big illegal organ trade (with the non-consenting type of donors) in some countries, say, like Brazil? Didn’t you mean to type “with donors of the non-consenting variety”? By the way, have you ever noticed the…let’s call it nebulous take on language CTers have? ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/56 "2015-06-28T03:02:08Z")
> [@jsgoddess](#): > > This likely _proves_ Asimovian is a human-mutilating alien pod mod. I read that as “This likely _proves_ Asimovian is a human-mutilating alien _porn_ mod.” There are two interesting things about that misreading: [ol][li]It makes more sense than the OP.[/li][\*]It is more likely than the OP.[/ol] ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/57 "2015-06-28T03:07:05Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > i’m laughing at you sorry motherfuckers for sucking on the cocks of the mods and them enjoying every minute of it! What! What! Why wasn’t I informed of this?? ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/58 "2015-06-28T03:08:21Z")
> [@running\_coach](#): > > **Dibbs** didn’t think it was long enough. No, they used the longest one. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Battle\_Pope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@Battle\_Pope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Battle_Pope)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/59 "2015-06-28T03:14:24Z")
> [@Dewey\_Finn](#): > > So you have personal experience of the existence of _both_ Jesus Christ _and_ space aliens? Having personal experience of _either_ would make you the luckiest man alive. But you’ve experienced both. That makes you _truly_ special. I’m pretty sure he’s also posted that he has personal experience of Satan’s existence as well. Quite an exciting life he leads. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/60 "2015-06-28T03:21:48Z")
After reading this thread and Dibbs’ CEO thread, I’m getting the vibe that he wasn’t laid-off from his janitor job, but rather was terminated for violating the company’s drug policy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616.md?page=4)