# 1994 human mutilation via UFO alien(s) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2015, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616 "2015-06-27T11:08:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/81 "2015-06-28T15:05:44Z")
I would like to thank the OP for putting this thread in the Pit, thereby permitting me to post the following without potentially skirting “Da Roolz”: **Dibbs** , yer a freakin’ idiot, and I, for one, would be grateful if you would inflict your idiocy on someone _other_ than the denizens of the Dope. Off to read the thread. ---
**Author:** ![watchwolf49](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e9c0ed/32.png) [@watchwolf49](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/watchwolf49)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/82 "2015-06-28T15:12:01Z")
> [@Morgenstern](#): > > Well, they definitely weren’t Mods then. ( … must … resist … posting … comment … ) ---
**Author:** ![Dewey\_Finn](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dewey_finn/32/4222_2.png) [@Dewey\_Finn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dewey_Finn)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/83 "2015-06-28T15:20:37Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I would like to thank the OP for putting this thread in the Pit, thereby permitting me to post the following without potentially skirting “Da Roolz”: > > **Dibbs** , yer a freakin’ idiot, and I, for one, would be grateful if you would inflict your idiocy on someone _other_ than the denizens of the Dope. > > Off to read the thread. Actually, he opened the thread in IMHO, and the mods moved it here. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/84 "2015-06-28T15:21:41Z")
> [@kaylasdad99](#): > > I would like to thank the OP for putting this thread in the Pit, thereby permitting me to post the following without potentially skirting “Da Roolz”: > > **Dibbs** , yer a freakin’ idiot, and I, for one, would be grateful if you would inflict your idiocy on someone _other_ than the denizens of the Dope. > > Off to read the thread. Point of order. That thanks is due **Asmovian** , who recognizes a pit gem when he finds one floating in another forum. (what **Dewey** said. ) ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/85 "2015-06-28T15:28:18Z")
> [@Asimovian](#): > > **Dibbs** , your refusal to reply with evidence you suggest you have, combined with the tone and nature of your responses to people questioning you on it, make it very difficult to take this thread seriously. It was already misplaced, as you didn’t seem to be asking a question. > > Until convinced otherwise, I think this best belongs in The Pit. Thread relocated. I hereby withdraw my gratitude as expressed, from the OP, and bestow it upon **Asimovian**. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/86 "2015-06-28T15:37:58Z")
Wait: so it’s okay to call people _motherfuckers_ in this forum now? ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/87 "2015-06-28T15:38:18Z")
Something about this reminded me of the great AOL influx into Usenet, way back when - a giant population of coddled users suddenly discovering a world where _people talked mean to each other and the censorbots didn’t eject them!_ This is the opposite, a denizen of the WELL FUCK YOU TOO realms of the webz discovering there’s still at least one place were civility, intelligence and evidence mean something. Walls are closing in on us, though. ---
**Author:** ![Monty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/monty/32/47_2.png) [@Monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monty)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/88 "2015-06-28T15:39:44Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Wait: so it’s okay to call people _motherfuckers_ in this forum now? Sure. What isn’t okay is to say “should have went”. Now, that’s just annoying! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/89 "2015-06-28T15:43:12Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > I look at all the sarcastic comments that I’ve endured since posting my friendly post along with the accompanying article. And yet a Mod actually has the balls to come in and say that s/he doesn’t like my “tone.” > > WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! Friendly assist: He. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/90 "2015-06-28T17:12:58Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > Wait: so it’s okay to call people _motherfuckers_ in this forum now? What, you want to do something that might start a spacewar with legions of extraterrestrial level 9 mutators summonsed by Commander **Dibbs**? ---
**Author:** ![Emiliana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f0a364/32.png) [@Emiliana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Emiliana)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/91 "2015-06-28T17:21:16Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > kiss my ass mother fucker! That’s a tone for you! You want to take the side of these fucking cocksuckers that are sore because they couldn’t effectively argue in the debate forum regarding the ceos, then so be it! > > All these other kiss-ass chumps can take their bs and shove it where the sun don’t shine, and so can you!!! You seem a bit obsessed with penises and asses. Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/92 "2015-06-28T17:38:41Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > It was done by a chupacabra. > > Unless… > > Unless chupacabras are aliens! [_Illegal_ aliens.](http://www.tedsstudio.com/bugsport/?page0079) ---
**Author:** ![42fish](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/4/b487fb/32.png) [@42fish](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/42fish)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/93 "2015-06-28T17:44:39Z")
> [@raventhief](#): > > No, I think the problem is they went a little too _deep_. They hit brain while [anal] probing. That’ll ruin anyone’s day. [QUOTE=Monty] I think that to hit brain matter with an anal probing of Dibbs, shallow is the correct term. [/QUOTE] I think the aliens used a perfectly normal probe. It’s just that it was difficult to avoid **Dibbs** ’ head, given its location up his ass. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/94 "2015-06-28T18:00:39Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > Btw, while I don’t wish to get into it, I do happen to know for a personal fact that UFOs of the pop culture variety do in fact exist. Wow, where’d you learn that? > [@Dibbs](#): > > I read the article and it stands as a model for how to be cute in brushing aside something worthy of serious discussion. Ah, that’s where. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/95 "2015-06-28T18:11:35Z")
On the plus side of all the crazy, we can at least be secure in the knowledge that we got **Dibbs**. > [@](#): > > Ahh, you better start running, Eyeball, they got **Dibbs**. ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/96 "2015-06-28T18:40:58Z")
I was once probed by an alien. I know she was an alien cuz she showed me her green card. ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/97 "2015-06-28T19:57:54Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > i’m laughing at you sorry motherfuckers for sucking on the cocks of the mods and them enjoying every minute of it! Of course they enjoy it, who doesn’t like a good cocksucking? ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/98 "2015-06-28T20:02:47Z")
> [@Antinor01](#): > > Of course they enjoy it, who doesn’t like a good cocksucking? [This guy.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/52/Brown_Leghorn_rooster_in_Australia.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/99 "2015-06-28T20:35:10Z")
> [@Skywatcher](#): > > [_Illegal_ aliens.](http://www.tedsstudio.com/bugsport/?page0079) I for one am not going to believe in UFOs until Donald Trump starts ranting about them. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/100 "2015-06-28T20:36:14Z")
> [@Monty](#): > > After reading this thread and Dibbs’ CEO thread, I’m getting the vibe that he wasn’t laid-off from his janitor job, but rather was terminated for violating the company’s drug policy. Nah, it must have been because he wasn’t up to the intellectual demands of the job. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616.md?page=6)