# 1994 human mutilation via UFO alien(s) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2015, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616 "2015-06-27T11:08:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 6
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/101 "2015-06-28T21:57:15Z")
Were there anal probes? It’s not a legit alien attack unless there are anal probes. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/102 "2015-06-28T22:02:40Z")
> [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > Were there anal probes? It’s not a legit alien attack unless there are anal probes. It’s a little late in this thread to butt in. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/103 "2015-06-28T22:05:43Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > It’s a little late in this thread to butt in. It’s never too late, alien abduction threads are like crack. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/104 "2015-06-28T22:19:45Z")
> [@Amateur\_Barbarian](#): > > It’s a little late in this thread to butt in. Aren’t we being a little hole-ier than thou? ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/105 "2015-06-28T22:25:44Z")
[Moderating] **Dibbs** , calling other posters “motherfuckers” or “cocksuckers” is a violation of the [Pit’s language rules](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=508858). Please avoid this in the future. No warning issued. [/Moderating] ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/106 "2015-06-28T23:48:03Z")
Well, _this_ motherfucker is disappointed. ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/107 "2015-06-28T23:48:29Z")
I think he’s been called back to the mothership for another orifice encounter. ---
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/108 "2015-06-29T00:20:26Z")
[Documentary about organ thefts by UFOs going back to the 1970s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_(TV_series)) ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/109 "2015-06-29T00:21:50Z")
Wait, this guy has more than one thread? _checks join date, checks history_ Well, I’ll be. Based on that fine piece of work I thought for certain he joined yesterday. Time to consider rehab. Or locking up the keyboard while you’re high. ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/110 "2015-06-29T00:35:02Z")
> [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > Aren’t we being a little hole-ier than thou? Well… I guess it’s okay, given how full of shit the OP was. ---
**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/111 "2015-06-29T00:41:23Z")
No need for **Dibbs** to be all butthurt. ---
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/112 "2015-06-29T01:02:04Z")
> [@cochrane](#): > > No need for **Dibbs** to be all butthurt. Well he IS the one who pulled this OP out of his ass. ---
**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/113 "2015-06-29T11:31:25Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > [Documentary about organ thefts by UFOs going back to the 1970s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_(TV_series)) OMG, Dibbs was right all along!! ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/114 "2015-06-29T13:57:27Z")
> [@Lumpy](#): > > [Documentary about organ thefts by UFOs going back to the 1970s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/UFO_(TV_series)) Why would aliens want to steal musical instruments from churches? ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/115 "2015-06-29T14:02:26Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Why would aliens want to steal musical instruments from churches? Didn’t you SEE “Close Encounters”? Sheesh… :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Morgenstern](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Morgenstern](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Morgenstern)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/116 "2015-06-29T14:32:05Z")
> [@El\_Kabong](#): > > Why would aliens want to steal musical instruments from churches? Elvis needs them for his show. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/117 "2015-06-29T14:40:22Z")
Once I heard about [sleep](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sleep_paralysis) [paralysis](http://www.sleepeducation.com/sleep-disorders-by-category/parasomnias/sleep-paralysis/overview-facts), and it’s ability to give people visions (I get it too), and to see things that aren’t there, and how many people it affects, suddenly a ton of the “viewings” of aliens, spaceships, demons, ghouls, and so much more made sense to me. I have seen some pretty freakin amazing and scary stuff in those moments that stretch to hours. If I was at all credulous I could believe I had actually seen those. But instead, it is a perfectly valid mental issue. Accompanied by, as it says on the tin, paralysis. Abduction by aliens? Yes, I could see people imagining that! And it is telling that we didn’t have any alien abductions until the idea of aliens had permutated the general consciousness. Before that it was DEMONIC POSSESSION. Yes, there is more to this world than that meets the eye. But we are discovering more each day. I just don’t believe there is anything that we won’t eventually figure out, provided we don’t shut our eyes to science and become blinded in the pursuit of something else. Or blow ourselves up. ---
**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/118 "2015-06-29T14:47:13Z")
It appears that our OP has done the Flounce. _Oh reservoir, moan Friar!_ ---
**Author:** ![Razncain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9d8465/32.png) [@Razncain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Razncain)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/119 "2015-06-29T14:52:37Z")
> [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > Were there anal probes? It’s not a legit alien attack unless there are anal probes. Pics, or it didn’t happen. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/120 "2015-06-29T18:05:13Z")
> [@FuriousGeorge](#): > > Were there anal probes? It’s not a legit alien attack unless there are anal probes. Imagine that in the voice of Marvin the Martian. “Where’s the anal probe? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering anal probe!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616.md?page=5) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616.md?page=7)