# 1994 human mutilation via UFO alien(s) **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 27, 2015, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616 "2015-06-27T11:08:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![FuriousGeorge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ecae2f/32.png) [@FuriousGeorge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FuriousGeorge)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/121 "2015-06-29T18:59:40Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Imagine that in the voice of Marvin the Martian. “Where’s the anal probe? There was supposed to be an earth-shattering anal probe!” I gaurantee there is a Japanese Yaoi out there for this… ---
**Author:** ![Drunky\_Smurf](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drunky_smurf/32/449_2.png) [@Drunky\_Smurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drunky_Smurf)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/122 "2015-06-30T21:18:26Z")
Am I too late for the probing? ---
**Author:** ![Tibby](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tibby/32/17030_2.png) [@Tibby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tibby)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/123 "2015-06-30T21:38:01Z")
> [@Drunky\_Smurf](#): > > Am I too late for the probing? No, not too late, you may proceed. _…hey!..is that your tongue!?!_ ---
**Author:** ![Ale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ale)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/124 "2015-07-01T12:35:22Z")
> [@razncain](#): > > Yeah, he should have went with this info was revealed through a personal revelation or experience. And when asked for more details, he can’t, because…well, it’s just that personal. What happens in Vega stays in Vega. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/125 "2015-07-01T12:52:55Z")
Kary Mullis and I were almost abducted by [these aliens](http://michaelmurray.ca/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/three-raccoons.jpg) (they were after our pineal glands, but were distracted by the contents of my garbage can). ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/126 "2015-07-01T14:17:53Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > Prove to me that you were born, then I’ll oblige. > > Btw, let’s be honest. The only reason why most of you are being obnoxious is because I mopped the Debate Forum floor up with you … , and you know it.😛 Please post a link to the GD thread in question. ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/127 "2015-07-01T14:22:05Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Please post a link to the GD thread in question. He’d _like_ to…but unfortunately it was abducted by aliens. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/128 "2015-07-01T14:31:18Z")
Wait, I just saw this: > [@Dibbs](#): > > I don’t have the desire to pick to pieces point by point your “reasoning” with the rest of it, but will say that Stanford University grad, Linda Molten Howell (sp?) has lots of photos and first hand accounts of level-headed bright folks that have been witness to or in some way involved with the phenomena should you care to check out her Earth Files website. Ha! I bet you smirking skeptics never even applied to Stanford, much less got accepted! Community college types, the lot of you. :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Death\_of\_Rats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a6a055/32.png) [@Death\_of\_Rats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Death_of_Rats)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/129 "2015-07-01T16:17:39Z")
and more importantly, getting a Masters in…Communications (to go with your B.A. in …English Lit)! Making you a totally reliable source for Astrophysics and Xenobiology! ---
**Author:** ![Omar\_Little](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/omar_little/32/269_2.png) [@Omar\_Little](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omar_Little)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/130 "2015-07-01T16:27:25Z")
> [@Dibbs](#): > > WHAT A FUCKING JOKE! Yes, you are. ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/131 "2015-07-01T17:49:56Z")
> [@Ale](#): > > What happens in Vega stays in Vega. _:golf clap:_ Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Amateur\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/59ef9b/32.png) [@Amateur\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Amateur_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/132 "2015-07-01T18:01:56Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > Please post a link to the GD thread in question. I believe he’s referring to the CEO 300x pay thread, in which he and a couple of other webertarians think they beat me up real bad. The last time any such type got close was when I wrote “Paul Rand” as the punchline to a joke. And it wasn’t by waving their self-serving interpretation of conventional economic theory at me. ---
**Author:** ![bizzwire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/958977/32.png) [@bizzwire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bizzwire)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/133 "2015-07-02T19:42:01Z")
> [@Leo\_Krupe](#): > > As I intimated, people here can be very serious about fighting ignorance. Your OP said the eyes were “lasered” out. How do you know? Why would you immediately jump to UFOs (the bad kind, whatever that means) instead of seeking a more rational, natural explanation? Like a 1994-style death ray? ---
**Author:** ![Sunny\_Daze](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunny_daze/32/438_2.png) [@Sunny\_Daze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunny_Daze)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616/134 "2015-07-04T19:38:29Z")
> [@Jackmannii](#): > > Wait, I just saw this:Ha! I bet you smirking skeptics never even applied to Stanford, much less got accepted! Community college types, the lot of you. :mad: [brag]speak for yourself[/brag] Stays in Vega for the win! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/1994-human-mutilation-via-ufo-alien-s/723616.md?page=6)