2 asteroids in one day closer than the moon orbit

Could you please explain to me who is piling on with what? Perhaps I’m missing something.

Oh this sort of thing happens almost every day:

Don’t worry, Bruce Willis is on the case. Yippi-kay-ay, motherfucker!

Piles = Hemmorhoids

I see that my targetting system still leaves much to be desired. I was aiming for Skald’s house.

Animals with attached weaponry. How quaint.

I’d hate to think we spent all those billions of dollars making nukes only to have the world done in by a chunk of flying rock :slight_smile:

There are many decoys. Beware, and good luck!

Anyone else thinking of Weird Al’s Mongoloid parody?

If he really does lurk here, he should post a vid.
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Personally I think that CAPTURING THE POWER OF THE ATOM by making a glorified windmill turn is pretty disappointing too.

I reckon Ah’m er geddin’ it just fine.

http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/ Here is the NASA site showing all we know about the near earth objects with the probabilities and sizes listed.