# 2 weeks til bowling! Suggestions for our team name!
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [August 16, 2005, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199 "2005-08-16T02:37:33Z")
**Posts on this page:** 11
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199/21 "2005-08-17T02:11:33Z")
The Tenpin Tarts
Guttermoms
Mark It Zero (obligatory Big Legbowski reference)…
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### Author:  [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 4:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199/22 "2005-08-17T04:22:28Z")
**The Lone Tenpin**
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### Author:  [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199/23 "2005-08-17T04:27:28Z")
My first thought was **Cunning Runts**.
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### Author:  [@Missy2U](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Missy2U)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199/24 "2005-08-17T15:45:12Z")
**Zebra** I just wanted to tell you that “We Can’t Cook Either” cracked me right up.
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### Author:  [@biscuitsandgravy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/biscuitsandgravy)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199/25 "2005-08-17T17:16:33Z")
The Lickety Splits
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2005, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199/26 "2005-08-17T18:19:26Z")
The Pin Heads
Turn Your Head and Cough
Pick-Up Artists
Look At Granny’s Split
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2005, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199/27 "2005-08-18T01:16:39Z")
Thanks **Missy2U**
**Shirley** , come back and let us know what your team picked.
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### Author:  [@The\_Last\_of\_the\_Puritans](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Last_of_the_Puritans)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199/28 "2005-08-18T01:48:27Z")
Helen Bed
BBallers/Shot Callers
The Whatevas
Ya Mamma Can’t Bowl
We’re Not Your Therapists
The Bowlsheviks (I think Mother Jones was selling shirts with this name at one time, so I don’t know if it would be a copyright issue)
Gutter Club
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### Author:  [@Asimovian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Asimovian)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2005, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199/29 "2005-08-18T03:43:23Z")
> [@The Last of the Puritans](#):
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> The Bowlsheviks (I think Mother Jones was selling shirts with this name at one time, so I don’t know if it would be a copyright issue)
Forgive me if you weren’t being serious, but I assure you that no one checks the bowling alleys to see if team names are violating copyrights. 🙂 There’d be all kinds cease-and-desist orders flying around the lanes where I bowl alone!
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### Author:  [@Yeticus\_Rex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yeticus_Rex)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2005, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199/30 "2005-08-18T05:33:45Z")
Committing Sins with Pins
No, That’s Not My Husband’s Head Going Down The Lane
Pull Your Head Out Of My Gutter
Big Meaty Round Bouncy Balls
Three Holes, No Waiting
We Gave Birth To Something Bigger Than This
Lusty Dears That Toss Beers, Throw Spheres, And Laughing with Tears
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### Author:  [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2005, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2-weeks-til-bowling-suggestions-for-our-team-name/317199/31 "2005-08-18T19:03:59Z")
Disparate Housewives
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