# 20,000 Sequential Thread Titles Under The Sea

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 7, 2004, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819 "2004-04-07T20:48:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/21 "2004-04-12T14:17:21Z")

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In IMHO:

\*\*How did you choose your dentist?  
female measurements \*\*

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/22 "2004-04-12T14:57:23Z")

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In IMHO

How is it that a bee can fly?  
Winged things

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**Author:** ![Wilson](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/96bed5/32.png) [@Wilson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wilson)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 3:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/23 "2004-04-12T15:35:00Z")

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From MPSIMS:

**Why are Americans so Fat?  
New York Doper Dinner: April 16**

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**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/24 "2004-04-12T20:42:01Z")

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What do you call a skinny singer covered in mustard?  
painful sexual mishap

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2004, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/25 "2004-04-12T20:55:50Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Why are Americans so fat?  
Bizarre pregnancy cravings/aversions

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**Author:** ![ragerdude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/d07c76/32.png) [@ragerdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ragerdude)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/26 "2004-04-13T04:27:04Z")

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Fat Chicks in Part Hats…  
Evil explained (finally)

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/27 "2004-04-13T04:45:44Z")

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From IMHO:

What would impress God?

How are you at putting together boxed furniture?

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/28 "2004-04-13T15:08:27Z")

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Over in the Pit (and it says it all):

Bush has finally gone too far.  
This lazy, underhanded shit has gone too far.

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**Author:** ![plnnr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@plnnr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/plnnr)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/29 "2004-04-13T15:46:25Z")

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Appearing now in General Questions

**Do Thai Women Routinely Cut Off Their Cheating Husbands’ Penis?**

and

**Gambler’s Phallacy** (well, actually, it says “Fallacy,” but my spelling is so much more appropriate)

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [April 13, 2004, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/30 "2004-04-13T19:08:21Z")

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In MPSIMS:

**What in the sweet hell is this??  
help me decide: chinchilla or hedgehog**

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**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/31 "2004-04-14T19:36:43Z")

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GQ:

Teach me how to jump

What is Hip Hop?

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**Author:** ![Kat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b19c9b/32.png) [@Kat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kat)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/32 "2004-04-14T20:02:44Z")

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In MPSIMS:

Give me a “K”!.. Give me a “R”!.. Give me a “S”!  
So Now What Do I Do With Them?

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/33 "2004-04-14T20:30:55Z")

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IMHO:

Pedophilia, an ethical inquiry  
Help me show my Grandma how I feel about her

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/34 "2004-04-14T20:34:34Z")

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GQ:  
Non-sexual question about porn movie production  
Advice needed from plumbers, contractors, farmers or septic tank experts.

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**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/35 "2004-04-14T21:48:05Z")

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Mom doesn’t know who Elton John is

Hey – I Know That Pervert! And my dumb Uncle.

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**Author:** ![LVgeogeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b19c9b/32.png) [@LVgeogeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LVgeogeek)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/36 "2004-04-14T22:20:14Z")

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From MPSIMS:

Ask the Internet Abuse/Fraud Investigator  
Please help me name my goats!

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**Author:** ![Kallessa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/7993a0/32.png) [@Kallessa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kallessa)\
**Post date:** [April 14, 2004, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/37 "2004-04-14T23:20:27Z")

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In **MPSIMS**

Talk about your mixed professional messages…  
I haven’t killed a thread all month

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**Author:** ![iwakura43](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de0a6/32.png) [@iwakura43](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iwakura43)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/38 "2004-04-15T00:39:50Z")

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Cafe Society:

Kylie Minogue to reproduce?

The X-Files. Definite Spoilers. I’m _asking_ for them.

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/39 "2004-04-15T01:19:25Z")

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From MPSIMS:

Garius vs the Rodent World

New York Doper Dinner: April 16

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**Author:** ![ccwaterback](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/df705f/32.png) [@ccwaterback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ccwaterback)\
**Post date:** [April 15, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-000-sequential-thread-titles-under-the-sea/238819/40 "2004-04-15T01:20:51Z")

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From MPSIMS:

Please help me name my goats!

My grandpa.

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