# 20 Questions Game for UncleBeer
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [January 6, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583 "2000-01-06T17:36:00Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@IHeartUncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHeartUncleBeer)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/1 "2000-01-06T17:36:00Z")
I’m bored today, I’m tired of my alter ego and UncleBeer doesn’t seem too interested in trying to figure out who I am, so I thought I’d give him a chance to do so, if he’s game.
Uncle, wanna play? I’ll answer twenty of your questions with a “Yes” or “No” only.
If you can’t figure out who I am, I’ll probably tell you anyway.
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### Author:  [@ZenBeam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZenBeam)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2000, 6:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/2 "2000-01-07T06:59:00Z")
Are you bigger than a bread box?
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_It is too clear, and so it is hard to see._
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### Author:  [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/3 "2000-01-06T19:39:00Z")
Animal, Vegetable or Mineral?
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She caught your eye like one of those pointy hook latches that used to dangle from screen doors and would fly up whenever you banged the door open again.
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### Author:  [@DarkDragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkDragon)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/4 "2000-01-06T19:45:00Z")
Are you a tank?
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### Author:  [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/5 "2000-01-06T19:48:00Z")
can you shoot spitwads across the room at 20 paces?
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I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature!
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### Author:  [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/6 "2000-01-06T20:15:00Z")
## Is this _really_ your only Alter Ego ?
Coldfire
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“You know how complex women are”
- Neil Peart, Rush (1993)
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### Author:  [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/7 "2000-01-06T20:22:00Z")
Are you Mark Serlin?
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He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-_Yakamo’s Funeral_
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### Author:  [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/8 "2000-01-06T20:23:00Z")
Do you like PB and J’s?
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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.
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### Author:  [@Mojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mojo)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/9 "2000-01-06T20:28:00Z")
How many restraining orders do you have?
(please include those currently in process)
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### Author:  [@IHeartUncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHeartUncleBeer)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/10 "2000-01-06T20:30:00Z")
I had a sneaking suspicion that I’d be sorry I posted this topic.
A resounding raspberry to you all!
Uncle, I await you!
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### Author:  [@IHeartUncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHeartUncleBeer)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/11 "2000-01-06T20:32:00Z")
Come on, guys… By my even _thinking_ that he’d guess who I am, you must have deduced that I’m a regular.
This is also my ONLY pseudonym.
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### Author:  [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/12 "2000-01-06T20:41:00Z")
Are the rest of us allowed to play?
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He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-_Yakamo’s Funeral_
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### Author:  [@IHeartUncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHeartUncleBeer)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/13 "2000-01-06T20:43:00Z")
UncleBeer can get ideas from you guys, but I’ll only answer 20 of **his** questions.
Sorry Flypsyde. 🙂
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### Author:  [@Athena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Athena)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/14 "2000-01-06T20:46:00Z")
Is it a moosecock?
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### Author:  [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/15 "2000-01-06T20:50:00Z")
Damn! Well, where the hell’s he at? I’ve got some ideas…
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He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break.
And while Yori raged against his unbending
courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back.
His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought.
-_Yakamo’s Funeral_
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### Author:  [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)
#### Post date: [January 6, 2000, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/16 "2000-01-06T23:21:00Z")
Are you Byzantine?
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“Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.”
_Guanolad_
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### Author:  [@Frankie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frankie)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2000, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/17 "2000-01-07T00:16:00Z")
Is Uncle Beer even here??
## I know I’d hotfoot it to any thread about MY secret admirer. When was he last spotted?
-Frankie
I’m not a shrimp, I’m a King Prawn.
-Pepe the Prawn
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### Author:  [@Catrandom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Catrandom)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/18 "2000-01-07T00:19:00Z")
Does this really qualify as a _secret_ admirer? I was thinking more groupie, meself.
Catrandom
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### Author:  [@pluto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pluto)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2000, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/19 "2000-01-07T00:42:00Z")
Just to be clear about this right from the start:
## **It ain’t me!**
_My Child Is An Honour Student At Hogwarts_
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### Author:  [@Imthecowgodmoo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Imthecowgodmoo)
#### Post date: [January 7, 2000, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/20 "2000-01-07T02:41:00Z")
## Moosecock? **WTF?!?!**
“People must think it must be fun to be a super genuis,
But they don’t realize how hard it is
to put up with all the idiots in the world.”
– Calvin and Hobbes
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