# 20 Questions Game for UncleBeer **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 6, 2000, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583 "2000-01-06T17:36:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Sylence](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b19c9b/32.png) [@Sylence](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylence)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/21 "2000-01-07T02:45:00Z")
I’m with you on that one, Cowgod. . . – Sylence * * * I don’t have an evil side. Just a really, really apathetic one. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/22 "2000-01-07T12:34:00Z")
Aw, crap. Take one stinkin’ day off and look what happens. Question #1 - Are you female? Question #2 - Is there an “e” in your regular user name? Question #3 - Do you have more than 500 posts under your regular name? Question #4 - Does your profile list your location as east of the Mississippi River? That should get me started. * * * Easy one-step assembly instructions. Pour **Beer A** in **Uncle B**. ---
**Author:** ![PunditLisa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/4af34b/32.png) [@PunditLisa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PunditLisa)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/23 "2000-01-07T12:50:00Z")
I hope Question #1 is “yes” or I fear a Jenny Jones type tragedy… ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/24 "2000-01-07T13:05:00Z")
Those questions will get you nowhere Uncle. Se, if I were to answer them: 1: No. 2: Yes. 3: Yes. 4: Yes. ## Hell, Amsterdam IS east of the Mississippi river 😉 Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![IHeartUncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d2c977/32.png) [@IHeartUncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHeartUncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/25 "2000-01-07T13:36:00Z")
Uncle, thanks for deciding to play! This should be fun… Here you go: Question #1 - Are you female? **Yes** Question #2 - Is there an “e” in your regular user name? **Yes** Question #3 - Do you have more than 500 posts under your regular name? **Yes** Question #4 - Does your profile list your location as east of the Mississippi River? **No** Looking forward to questions #5 - #20! ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/26 "2000-01-07T13:54:00Z")
Is your name Mullinator? Oh wait, dangit. Wasted that question. Talk about folding under pressure. * * * Well, shut my mouth. It’s also illegal to put squirrels down your pants for the purposes of gambling. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/27 "2000-01-07T14:45:00Z")
Well, the fact that she’s got an “e” shoots my guess of ChrisCTP down (and I really thought I was on to something-Byzantine! Ha! An obvious piece of counter-intelligence, meant to throw me off the trail, Chris!). And I thought it might be Canthearya, but I’ve noticed that she always bolds usernames, and IHeart doesn’t. So, Uncle B, I await your next questions, in hopes of sharpening my Encyclopedia Brown skills. * * * He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break. And while Yori raged against his unbending courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back. His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought. -_Yakamo’s Funeral_ ---
**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/28 "2000-01-07T14:55:00Z")
The intrigue! The mystery! The beer! Wow, I was a suspect. Cool. ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/29 "2000-01-07T15:07:00Z")
## My guess is Diane. Coldfire * * * “You know how complex women are” - Neil Peart, Rush (1993) ---
**Author:** ![Shadowfox](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Shadowfox](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shadowfox)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/30 "2000-01-07T15:12:00Z")
## Well, I don’t have an “E” in my user name and I certainly do not have more than 500 posts…However, I do live East of the Mississippi…hmmmm… Shadowfox “We are what we pretend to be.” - Kurt Vonnegut ---
**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/31 "2000-01-07T15:17:00Z")
kellibelli… you tease! ---
**Author:** ![PurpleCrackwhore](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/9fc348/32.png) [@PurpleCrackwhore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PurpleCrackwhore)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/32 "2000-01-07T15:57:00Z")
It isn’t me… I would have come up with a name more like DoMeDoMeUncleBeer! * * * I really try to be good but it just isn’t in my nature! ---
**Author:** ![IHeartUncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d2c977/32.png) [@IHeartUncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHeartUncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/33 "2000-01-07T16:24:00Z")
I will accept guesses from UncleBeer only. 🙂 If he really wants to waste his questions asking ones like “Are you Byzantine?” that’s up to him. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/34 "2000-01-07T16:38:00Z")
OK, more questions. #5 - Did you register for this message board prior to 6/15/99? #6 - Is there more than 6 letters in your regular user name? #7 - Have you been to one of the doper meets publicized on this board? #8 - Is your regular name on Coldfire’s list in this thread? [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003799.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003799.html) More to come. * * * Easy one-step assembly instructions. Pour **Beer A** in **Uncle B**. ---
**Author:** ![Flypsyde](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f0a364/32.png) [@Flypsyde](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flypsyde)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/35 "2000-01-07T16:53:00Z")
Ooooh, this is gettin’ good. * * * He weathered a firestorm of agony and did not break. And while Yori raged against his unbending courage, we took Kyuden Hiruma back. His loss is great, but so is the gift his suffering brought. -_Yakamo’s Funeral_ ---
**Author:** ![Carl\_Berry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f14d63/32.png) [@Carl\_Berry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carl_Berry)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/36 "2000-01-07T17:34:00Z")
LOVEROCK? ---
**Author:** ![IHeartUncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d2c977/32.png) [@IHeartUncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHeartUncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/37 "2000-01-08T06:13:00Z")
I wonder if there really are “more to come”, Uncle. I think you’ve got me cornered with this batch. #5 - Did you register for this message board prior to 6/15/99? **Yes** #6 - Is there more than 6 letters in your regular user name? **Yes** #7 - Have you been to one of the doper meets publicized on this board? **Yes** #8 - Is your regular name on Coldfire’s list in this thread? [http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003799.html](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/003799.html) **Yes** ---
**Author:** ![IHeartUncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/d2c977/32.png) [@IHeartUncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IHeartUncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2000, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/38 "2000-01-08T06:19:00Z")
By the way, kudos on that last question. A stroke of genius. ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/39 "2000-01-07T19:23:00Z")
Psst…UncleBeer…I know, I know. * * * “Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.” _Guanolad_ ---
**Author:** ![ChrisCTP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e36b37/32.png) [@ChrisCTP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChrisCTP)\ **Post date:** [January 7, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583/40 "2000-01-07T19:31:00Z")
I lied…I have no idea. That is, unless it’s one of the _married_ or otherwise involved women, whom I would not guess just cuz, well, they’re married. * * * “Wednesday the 15th - Chris made one of her rare good points today.” _Guanolad_ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-questions-game-for-unclebeer/12583.md?page=3)