# 20 years later, Joel Schumacher apologizes for Batman & Robin

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 13, 2017, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829 "2017-06-13T01:31:12Z")\
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**Author:** ![Acsenray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/acsenray/32/4519_2.png) [@Acsenray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Acsenray)\
**Post date:** [June 15, 2017, 11:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829/41 "2017-06-15T11:40:55Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> Is it established in any known continuity that Commissioner Gordon’s daughter worked at either of those jobs? If not, the fanboys would still have something to complain about.
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> I only know her as a librarian. I suppose you could make her an antique book dealer sent to appraise Bruce Wayne’s collection for insurance purposes.

I agree with the point being here. Continuity with some other media is not important if it creates problems that need to be solved or prevent new story elements.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829/42 "2023-12-19T18:18:19Z")

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Bumped.

GC seems to have learned his lesson: [George Clooney says there are not 'enough drugs in the world' to get him to play Batman again](https://www.aol.com/news/george-clooney-says-not-enough-110423994.html)

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**Author:** ![mbh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@mbh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mbh)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829/43 "2023-12-19T21:14:10Z")

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In my opinion, Clooney was the least bad part of the movie. The problem was not Clooney. The problem was that Schumacher was trying to re-make the Adam West TV show, while the rest of us wanted the _film noir_ style of the comic books.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [December 19, 2023, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829/44 "2023-12-19T21:24:37Z")

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I’ve never seen it, but let’s be fair, it couldn’t possibly have been as bad as Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. I mean, I’ve seen better special effects than that from contemporaneous school-camp productions, and that was the good part of that movie.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829/45 "2023-12-21T04:12:42Z")

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> [@RickJay](#):
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> People are still worked up over this?

Yes, I am! As all good citizens of Gotham should be.

Every writer who gets the honor of writing a Batman movie, every director, producer, gaffer or “Best Boy”, should be so aware of what a privilege they’ve been given.

As I said when I saw how boring my kid’s Chemistry class was: “This should be cool! You’re dealing with stuff that’s amazing, and if it’s not, it’s because someone’s _actively working_ to wring all the life out of it.”

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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829/46 "2023-12-21T04:27:20Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> I’ve never seen it, but let’s be fair, it couldn’t possibly have been as bad as Superman IV: The Quest for Peace. I mean, I’ve seen better special effects than that from contemporaneous school-camp productions, and that was the good part of that movie.

You are correct. Superman IV was far worse than any Schumacher Batman film.

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**Author:** ![RickJay](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/bb73d2/32.png) [@RickJay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RickJay)\
**Post date:** [December 21, 2023, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829/47 "2023-12-21T15:59:29Z")

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> [@Lemur866](#):
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> And it was terrible, just terrible. Yeah, bat nipples. But bat nipples are, as you say, just one of a hundred terrible things about this movie. Should we list them? I don’t have the strength.

I think anyone who’s seen it would agree it is an EPICALLY bad movie. As large budget professional productions go it’s right down there with Battlefield Earth and Highlander II. It’s just odd to be upset by it.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829/48 "2023-12-23T11:48:37Z")

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> [@mbh](#):
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> In my opinion, Clooney was the least bad part of the movie. The problem was not Clooney. The problem was that Schumacher was trying to re-make the Adam West TV show, while the rest of us wanted the _film noir_ style of the comic books.

I wish to be excluded from this iteration of “the rest of us.” I’ll go further and declare that the discovery that Schumacher was trying to recreate an Adam West-style of Batman movie may just incline me to seek it out for a viewing.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829/49 "2023-12-23T15:58:40Z")

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No, no! Flee while you still can!

There is none of the charm of the Batman TV show. That was only one person’s opinion, the rest of us say it was the director and producers and scriptwriters just not caring.

I don’t fault the actors… so, if you want to see Clooney, O’Donnell, and Silverstone having fun as a Bat-team; and Thurman and Schwarzenegger hamming it up as villains, go ahead and watch…

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [December 23, 2023, 5:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/20-years-later-joel-schumacher-apologizes-for-batman-robin/788829/50 "2023-12-23T17:31:44Z")

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Oh.

Well, thanks for looking out, then. 🙂

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