# 2008 Olympic medalist hotties!

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**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 11, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558 "2008-08-11T02:27:51Z")\
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**Author:** ![pentadent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ee7513/32.png) [@pentadent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pentadent)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/1 "2008-08-11T02:27:51Z")

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Following the results so far this year we have a number of athletes who are easy on the eyes. It’ll be fun keeping track. Maybe after it is all over we can set up an elimination bracket to find the hottest medalist in 2008.

So far:

Chinese archer [Ling Chen](http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/ENG/BIO/Athlete/2/235822.shtml) - Silver

American swimmer [Lacey Nymeyer](http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/ENG/BIO/Athlete/0/221480.shtml) - Silver

Czech shooter [Katerina Emmons](http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/ENG/BIO/Athlete/8/205338.shtml) - Gold

Italian cyclist [Tatiana Guderzo](http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/ENG/BIO/Athlete/5/207375.shtml) - Bronze

Turkish weightlifter [Sibel Ozkan](http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/ENG/BIO/Athlete/9/233559.shtml) - Silver

In my book Sibel and Katerina are in the lead, with the bonus that Sibel could protect me with her super strength and Katerina could protect me with her pellet gun- rowr!

Any others?

How about the men?

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/2 "2008-08-11T03:30:06Z")

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Katerina and Lacey for me.

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**Author:** ![DSYoungEsq](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/c6cbf5/32.png) [@DSYoungEsq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSYoungEsq)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 1:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/3 "2008-08-11T13:57:34Z")

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I offer for your contemplation Chinese diver (gold medalist in the 3m springboard synchronized competition) [Guo Jingjing](http://www.china-8.com/schools/chinese/pages/images/el041104038.jpg). Oh, she’s [pretty ripped](http://www.usadiver.com/images/divers/guo_jinging_wc_03.jpg) when [diving](http://www.china-embassy.org/eng/gyzg/W020040827772894389250.jpg), too. :eek:

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**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/4 "2008-08-11T16:04:22Z")

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[QUOTE=DSYoungEsq]  
I offer for your contemplation Chinese diver (gold medalist in the 3m springboard synchronized competition) [Guo Jingjing](http://www.china-8.com/schools/chinese/pages/images/el041104038.jpg).  
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I’m sorry, but she looks like a tranny in that shot.

I’m waiting for Maria Sharapova to be on the stand…

Joe

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/5 "2008-08-11T16:11:50Z")

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Waitaminute! I used to be younger than most of the athletes at the Olympics and I’m older than all of these!

Hey - this ain’t fair!

_goes to check for gray hairs_

And save Tatiana and Katerina for me 🙂

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/6 "2008-08-11T18:52:29Z")

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No, I already had dibs on Tatiana. Sorry!

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**Author:** ![GargoyleWB](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gargoylewb/32/199_2.png) [@GargoyleWB](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GargoyleWB)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/7 "2008-08-11T18:52:53Z")

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Her webpic isn’t good, but one of the [Russian synchro divers](http://results.beijing2008.cn/WRM/ENG/BIO/Athlete/0/200220.shtml) was gorgeous in competition.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 2008, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/8 "2008-08-11T19:05:53Z")

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[QUOTE=wheresgeorge04]  
I’m waiting for Maria Sharapova to be on the stand…  
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You’ll have to wait at least four more years, as she’s not in the Beijing Olympics.

From [this page,](http://www.itftennis.com/olympics/news/newsarticle.asp?articleid=19065) you can access the draws (warning: PDF, and the women’s singles and doubles links are reversed).

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/9 "2008-08-12T00:48:33Z")

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Australian 400m medley gold medallist [Stephanie Rice](http://classic.fhm.com.au/PhotoGallery/PhotoGallery.aspx?id=74) is certainly not ugly.

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**Author:** ![ToeJam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/dfb087/32.png) [@ToeJam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ToeJam)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 5:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/10 "2008-08-12T05:30:03Z")

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Women’s Volleyballers Misty May and Kerri Walsh… surprised it hasn’t been said yet.  
I’m sure they’ll get at LEAST a bronze soon enough, but still.

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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/11 "2008-08-12T06:43:10Z")

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Well, field hockey is still in the early stages, but I nominate the entire Argentine women’s team. The Brits and Aussies are cute too, but the Americans are kind of scary looking. Assorted pictures [here](http://www.pixcetera.com/kol/olympics-field-hockey-pictures/6143).

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 8:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/12 "2008-08-12T08:32:07Z")

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[QUOTE=don’t ask]  
Australian 400m medley gold medallist [Stephanie Rice](http://classic.fhm.com.au/PhotoGallery/PhotoGallery.aspx?id=74) is certainly not ugly.  
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Damn, she was mighty fine.

Ok, I give up my dibs on Tatiana for her instead 🆒

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**Author:** ![Orbifold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/779978/32.png) [@Orbifold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orbifold)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/13 "2008-08-12T10:47:37Z")

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Does it have to be medalists? Sadly, I don’t think [Marilou Dozois-Prevost](http://www.zimbio.com/pictures/5yDU2WOK0Xy/Olympics+Day+1+Weightlifting/BRiPG-whm_-/Marilou+Dozois+Prevost) won anything.

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2008, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/14 "2008-08-12T10:54:03Z")

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Don’t know how well she’s doing in the pool, but [Amanda Beard](http://www.mediabistro.com/fishbowlny/new_media/espn_getting_olympic_sex_advice_79751.asp) isn’t all that bad looking either.

OK… back to on topic and time to go hunting for medal winners.

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**Author:** ![don\_t\_ask](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@don\_t\_ask](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/don_t_ask)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 8:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/15 "2008-08-13T08:58:49Z")

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Even easier [here](http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/beijing_olympics/beijinggallery/0,27379,5033587-5017127-1,00.html) are 20.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/16 "2008-08-13T10:01:50Z")

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Hey, how come none of those links have pictures when I look at them?! :mad:

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**Author:** ![WormTheRed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/bbe5ce/32.png) [@WormTheRed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WormTheRed)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 10:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/17 "2008-08-13T10:14:54Z")

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[QUOTE=don’t ask]  
Even easier [here](http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/beijing_olympics/beijinggallery/0,27379,5033587-5017127-1,00.html) are 20.  
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Brilliant link. Just brilliant.

Off to oogle.

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**Author:** ![Sublight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Sublight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublight)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/18 "2008-08-13T14:53:42Z")

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Watching Poland vs. Japan volleyball, the Polish team has quite a few hotties on it.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 13, 2008, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/19 "2008-08-13T15:39:25Z")

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[QUOTE=don’t ask]  
Even easier [here](http://www.news.com.au/dailytelegraph/beijing_olympics/beijinggallery/0,27379,5033587-5017127-1,00.html) are 20.  
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Ooooh, thanks! Dibs on Stephanie Rice (photo 8).

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**Author:** ![Lightray](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightray/32/391_2.png) [@Lightray](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightray)\
**Post date:** [August 18, 2008, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2008-olympic-medalist-hotties/459558/20 "2008-08-18T03:27:06Z")

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Okay, I’d noticed that Natalie Coughlin looked [nice in a swim suit](http://assets.espn.go.com/media/pg2/2002/1105/photo/g_coughlin_i.jpg) – but then I followed a link to see [this](http://sports.popcrunch.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/natalie-coughlin-1.jpg) – just, wow.

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