# 2010 FIFA World Cup South Africa

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [June 10, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677 "2010-06-10T17:32:52Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/841 "2010-06-18T20:08:34Z")

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The defender for England (Carragher) received a YC. He had one last game as well, which means he’ll miss the next game. What happens if he gets another yellow today? (Besides missing the rest of today’s game)

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**Author:** ![Duke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e8c25b/32.png) [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/842 "2010-06-18T20:23:12Z")

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Massive suck from England. Challenge the keeper, for God’s sake! Can’t believe I thought they ever had a chance at winning this thing.

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**Author:** ![Unix\_Geek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/unix_geek/32/19368_2.png) [@Unix\_Geek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unix_Geek)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/843 "2010-06-18T20:23:26Z")

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With England tying Algeria 0-0, it has certainly made it easier on the US getting through.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/844 "2010-06-18T20:24:14Z")

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On the bright side, a cure for insomnia has been found.

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**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/845 "2010-06-18T20:24:34Z")

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Nothing like those stirring nil-all soccer results.

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**Author:** ![MJinks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/da6949/32.png) [@MJinks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MJinks)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/846 "2010-06-18T20:27:19Z")

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It’s not just hyperbole, that is the worst I remember England playing. Gerrard, Lampard, Heskey, Terry, Lennon, Johnson, all shit. Rooney played the worst I’ve ever seen, in an England or Man U shirt and I’m normally a huge fan of his.

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**Author:** ![Baron\_Greenback](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baron_greenback/32/48_2.png) [@Baron\_Greenback](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baron_Greenback)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/847 "2010-06-18T20:27:46Z")

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Did Stevie G just say “All credit to Algeria, _it’s their World Cup Final_, and they did good”? What a delusional twat.

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**Author:** ![markdash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@markdash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markdash)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/848 "2010-06-18T20:29:02Z")

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Great result for the US. Now the US can get through with any of the following events:

-US beats Algeria. 5 points, and the most England/Slovenia can muster would be 5 and 4, respectively.

-US draws with Algeria, and Slovenia either beats England, or draws and US maintains its goals advantage over England.

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/849 "2010-06-18T20:30:15Z")

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Happy birthday Capello.

0-0. Algeria were the better side, at least they looked like they were enjoying the game.

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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/850 "2010-06-18T20:30:34Z")

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If in the final 2 games, England draws with Slovenia 2-2 and the US draws with Algeria 0-0, who moves to the next round?

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**Author:** ![duality72](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/duality72/32/3910_2.png) [@duality72](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/duality72)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/851 "2010-06-18T20:31:14Z")

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> [@MD12](#):
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> -US beats Algeria. 5 points, and the most England/Slovenia can muster would be 5 and 4, respectively.

You mean 5 and 7, respectively. Slovenia already has 4.

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**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/852 "2010-06-18T20:34:06Z")

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> [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](#):
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> If in the final 2 games, England draws with Slovenia 2-2 and the US draws with Algeria 0-0, who moves to the next round?

Slovenia and whoever wins a coin flip between England and the US.

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**Author:** ![markdash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ba8739/32.png) [@markdash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/markdash)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/853 "2010-06-18T20:34:15Z")

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> [@duality72](#):
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> You mean 5 and 7, respectively. Slovenia already has 4.

Right, what I mean is the most that both could combine for (in order to make US 3rd in the group) is 5 and 4, so US would make it with 5 points.

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**Author:** ![Busy\_Scissors](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d78d45/32.png) [@Busy\_Scissors](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Busy_Scissors)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/854 "2010-06-18T20:34:43Z")

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That was a cauldron of shite from England. Hard to believe Rooney could be so poor - he claims to be fully fit. Looks a bit dysfunctional between the players, a bit French.  
Carragher should miss the Slovenia match, so every cloud…

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**Author:** ![wintertime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c68b51/32.png) [@wintertime](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wintertime)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/855 "2010-06-18T20:35:26Z")

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Weak English game but they were lucky that Algeria was harmless.

> [@EllisDee](#):
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> Continual gameflow? The flow stops once a minute from the ball going out of bounds.
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> Not speaking to the disallowed USA goal specifically, but a replay system could easily be worked out. Hockey does it, and it has every bit the “continual game flow” as soccer.

Hockey is played on a much smaller field; if you expect the referee to run to the tv set, replay the scene, confer maybe with a fourth ref in such situations, then run back to proclaim his final decision .. the game will grind to a halt even more than it already does thanks to whistle-happy refs and en masse collapsing players.

Any idea to regain gameflow would be far more welcome than one more to disrupt it.

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**Parenchyma** , this [video](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0avCtHStIk&feature=related) might amuse you.

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**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/856 "2010-06-18T20:38:04Z")

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That was awful.

unbeaten record my arse. That commentator wants shooting.

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**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/857 "2010-06-18T20:39:08Z")

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> [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](#):
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> If in the final 2 games, England draws with Slovenia 2-2 and the US draws with Algeria 0-0, who moves to the next round?

Lots would be drawn, they have just mentioned it on the ITV commentary.

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**Author:** ![Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de053/32.png) [@Jackknifed\_Juggernaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackknifed_Juggernaut)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/858 "2010-06-18T20:46:44Z")

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> [@Tom\_Scud](#):
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> Slovenia and whoever wins a coin flip between England and the US.

Wow, that would suck for someone. Has this happened before (a team getting bounced from the WC due to a coin flip)?

The Green botch in USA-England looms even larger now.

However, all 4 teams in the group still control their final WC result. Although Algeria would have to score at least 2 goals in a win against the US to guarantee going to the next round.

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/859 "2010-06-18T20:46:45Z")

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That was dire indeed. There were no lions on that pitch tonight, just a bunch of pussies.

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**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\
**Post date:** [June 18, 2010, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-fifa-world-cup-south-africa/542677/860 "2010-06-18T20:52:04Z")

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Anyone else see Rooney cussing the England fans for booing them as he walked off. What a cock, after that display he’s lucky they weren’t flinging rocks at him.

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