# 2010 Masters (discussion thread)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [April 8, 2010, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415 "2010-04-08T15:41:39Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/61 "2010-04-11T21:33:24Z")

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Anthony Kim is on a roll!

Phil with the wayward drive.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/62 "2010-04-11T21:40:19Z")

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Tiger is completely out of sync ,yet he stays close. How can you hit the ball all over the Masters course and still score?

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/63 "2010-04-11T21:45:34Z")

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KJ chokes.

Phil hits the shot of his life.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/64 "2010-04-11T21:50:42Z")

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> [@John\_Mace](#):
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> KJ chokes.
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> Phil hits the shot of his life.

Then blew the putt!!! Agh. That will make other short putts look familiar and scary.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/65 "2010-04-11T21:52:51Z")

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And Tiger blows a tap in.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/66 "2010-04-11T21:52:53Z")

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I actually called earlier (wish I had put it in this thread) what Tiger just did-I figured he’d get so pissed at himself for yet another yippy putt that he would rush the next one and miss it too.

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**Author:** ![Lamar\_Mundane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/85f322/32.png) [@Lamar\_Mundane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamar_Mundane)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/67 "2010-04-11T21:55:50Z")

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> [@gonzomax](#):
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> Tiger is completely out of sync ,yet he stays close. How can you hit the ball all over the Masters course and still score?

Mickleson’s been in the woods all day and hasn’t been behind a tree yet. He’d be a couple over if it weren’t for all the good breaks he’s getting.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/68 "2010-04-11T22:00:35Z")

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A whole lot of choking going on. Wasn’t that a Chuck Berry song?  
Westwood is setting a new choking standard.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/69 "2010-04-11T22:11:01Z")

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Some of these tee shots are so far off line they require an Indian Scout to find their way back to the fairway.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/70 "2010-04-11T22:13:40Z")

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Can someone tell me how Mickelson played #13. My DVR decided to cut out right after Phil made the putt on 12. I couldn’t get it reset until Lefty was in the fairway on 14. I also missed Tiger putt(s) on 14.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/71 "2010-04-11T22:17:51Z")

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Diver into the pine straw, but had a chance. Hit a miracle shot a few feet from the pin, but missed the short eagle putt. Made the birdie.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/72 "2010-04-11T22:20:13Z")

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Thanks **John Mace**.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/73 "2010-04-11T22:22:05Z")

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Westwood’s wheels falling off…

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/74 "2010-04-11T22:33:26Z")

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Well, it’s Phil, I guess. Still, it was fun to watch.

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/75 "2010-04-11T22:48:47Z")

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I thought it was traditional for the final pairing to hit their drives way off the fairway on 18 at the Masters, just to make things interesting. Kinda anticlimactic now.

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**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/76 "2010-04-11T22:53:14Z")

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Wow. Three stroke lead. Birdie on 18. Nice finish, Phil.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/77 "2010-04-11T22:58:04Z")

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Tigers going to take some time off? What, he was off for 5 months and just got back. Is it divorce time? Crap, he should play the next 6 tourneys just to get back in playing brain.

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**Author:** ![Zakalwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zakalwe/32/270_2.png) [@Zakalwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zakalwe)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/78 "2010-04-11T23:17:19Z")

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Time off in this case means until Father’s Day week.

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2010, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/79 "2010-04-11T23:22:55Z")

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> [@Zakalwe](#):
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> Time off in this case means until Father’s Day week.

June? That is way too long. Maybe he is going to Vegas? He needs a vacation.

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**Author:** ![DKW](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dkw/32/3118_2.png) [@DKW](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DKW)\
**Post date:** [April 12, 2010, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-masters-discussion-thread/535415/80 "2010-04-12T03:14:51Z")

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Re. Mickelson, I think [Rick Reilly](http://espn.go.com/video/clip?id=5075271&categoryid=2630020) said it best.

Look, I don’t care how many rumors there are. We’ve completely lost the America’s Cup, we’ve done nothing in tennis for friggin’ years, and after 16 years of MLS our soccer teams are _still_ a joke. We need SOMETHING, dammit!

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