# 2010 Summer Movie Schedule: What are you seeing?

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**Created:** [May 6, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539 "2010-05-06T18:47:49Z")\
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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/1 "2010-05-06T18:47:49Z")

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So what do you plan to see?

**The Schedule**

**May 7**  
Iron Man 2

**May 14**  
Robin Hood  
Letters to Juliet  
Just Wright

**May 21**  
Shrek Forever After  
MacGruber

**May 28**  
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time  
Sex and the City 2  
Micmacs  
Survival of the Dead

**June 4**  
Killers  
Get Him to the Greek  
Marmaduke  
Splice

**June 11**  
The A-Team  
The Karate Kid

**June 18**  
Toy Story 3  
Jonah Hex

**June 25**  
Grown Ups  
Knight and Day

**June 30**  
Twilight Saga: Eclipse

**July 2**  
The Last Airbender  
Twelve

**July 9**  
Despicable Me  
Predators  
The Kids Are All Right

**July 16**  
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice  
Inception

**July 23**  
Salt  
Dinner for Schmucks  
Ramona and Beezus

**July 30**  
Get Low  
Charlie St. Cloud  
I Love You Phillip Morris  
Beastly  
Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore

**August 6**  
The Other Guys  
Step Up 3-D

**August 13**  
Eat Pray Love  
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World  
The Expendables  
Tales from Earthsea

**August 20**  
Takers  
Nanny McPhee Returns  
The Switch  
Lottery Ticket

**August 27**  
Piranha 3-D  
Going the Distance  
The Last Exorcism  
Centurion

**September 3**  
Machete  
Born to Be a Star

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/2 "2010-05-06T18:53:31Z")

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I definitely plan to see these movies in theaters:

**Iron Man 2** - The trailer’s not as impressive as the original, but it still looks great.

**The A-Team** - They’re in a tank in a plane. The plane gets shot down by a jet. They use the tank to shoot down the jet as they parachute to earth. Oh holy fuck yes!

**Predators** - Nothing tops Ahh-nuld and Jesse Ventura, but this looks fantastic. And I trust Robert Rodriguez.

**The Expendables** - Sly, Jason Statham, Bruce Willis, Ahh-nuld, Dolph Lundgren and Stone Cold Steve Austin. The world is not ready for such cinematic awesomeness.

**Machete** - Wait, I was wrong. The world isn’t ready for this. But I am. I’d machinegun a Girl Scout troupe to see this movie!

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/3 "2010-05-06T18:59:40Z")

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Scott Pilgrim for sure, even though I think Michael Cera was pretty badly miscast.\*

Other than that: Iron Man 2, Despicable Me, Inception, Toy Story 3, maybe Dinner for Schmucks, maybe The Switch. Probably whatever else garners surprisingly positive buzz as well.

\*In the books, the hallmark of Scott’s immaturity (and his character) is how delightfully, randomly **outraged** he gets at the mundanities of life…he’s not some low-key, passive aggressive Paulie Bleeker. Unlike a lot of people, I like Michael Cera’s thing, but I can’t see him doing random outrage particularly well. Still, Edgar Wright is a genius, and Bryan O’Malley was extensively involved in the making of the film, so I have high hopes that it will approach the sublime brilliance of the comic even despite its lead. And I heartily encourage anyone who might enjoy comics, humor, well-constructed narratives, or awesome things to read the Scott Pilgrim books: it’s basically Toronto slacker manga with rock bands and ninjas, constructed loosely around the conceit that life is a video game. Sooo fantastic.

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/4 "2010-05-06T20:26:31Z")

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Top of the list is definitely **Inception** , Christopher Nolan’s follow-up to _The Dark Knight_. Trailers [1](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HilwtqaN4Gs&NR=1) and [2](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3XzUYd6nrU)

_Toy Story 3_ is also probably the only other real certainty, but I suspect I’ll end up seeing around 1/4 of them, mostly because I work in the industry and usually can catch all the major tentpole flicks for free. Trailers that I enjoyed, casts that I’m enthusiastic about, or concepts that pique my morbid curiosity include: _Predators, Knight and Day, The Kids are Alright, Micmacs, The Other Guys, Salt, The A-Team, Machete, MacGruber_.

Ones I will absolutely positively not see: The Shrek, Twilight, and S&tC sequels. And I won’t see any of the films listed in the OP in 3-D.

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**May 7**  
Iron Man 2

**May 14**  
Robin Hood  
**May 28**  
Survival of the Dead

**June 4**  
Killers

**June 11**  
The A-Team

**June 18**  
Toy Story 3

**August 13**  
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World  
The Expendables  
Man, July is going to suck!

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/6 "2010-05-06T21:05:19Z")

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I probably won’t see anything in theatres (not that all of them would come round here anyway), but here are the ones I’ll probably end up with on DVD eventually:

Iron Man 2  
Robin Hood  
Micmacs  
Splice  
The A-Team  
The Last Airbender  
Twelve  
The Kids are Alright  
Inception  
Ramona and Beezus  
Beastly  
Step-Up 3-D  
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World  
The Expendables  
Takers  
Piranha 3-D

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/7 "2010-05-06T21:24:17Z")

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I may be the only one to admit it, but I bet I’m not the only one who is going to eventually see **Step Up 3-D** …

As for the rest, is there a site that list summaries? I don’t know what at least a third of these movies are about.

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/8 "2010-05-06T21:33:33Z")

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> [@elfkin477](#):
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> I may be the only one to admit it, but I bet I’m not the only one who is going to eventually see **Step Up 3-D** …
> 
> As for the rest, is there a site that list summaries? I don’t know what at least a third of these movies are about.

This [AV Club article](http://www.avclub.com/articles/marmaduke-and-39-other-blockbusters-coming-out-bet,40753/) has synopses and trailers for most of them.

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/9 "2010-05-06T23:03:34Z")

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> [@Gadarene](#):
>
> This [AV Club article](http://www.avclub.com/articles/marmaduke-and-39-other-blockbusters-coming-out-bet,40753/) has synopses and trailers for most of them.

Awesome, thanks!

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**Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/10 "2010-05-06T23:34:42Z")

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avatar - last airbender  
toy story 3 (begrudgingly probably)  
expendables

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/11 "2010-05-07T00:40:10Z")

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I don’t go to the cinemas anymore, except on very rare occasions. I only went three times last year. The only one I will probably see this year is _Toy Story 3_

But here are those I will likely get on DVD, depending on eventual public popularity.

Iron Man 2  
Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time  
The A-Team  
Toy Story 3  
Knight and Day  
The Last Airbender  
Predators  
The Sorcerer’s Apprentice  
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World

Predictably, mostly all epic visual effects films.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/12 "2010-05-07T03:07:52Z")

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Iron Man 2  
Robin Hood  
Toy Story 3  
Jonah Hex

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/13 "2010-05-07T03:16:04Z")

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The _Jonah Hex_ [trailer](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2AS9DjwR-o) looks _really_ bad. Really _ **really** _ bad. Like _Wild Wild West_ bad.

(And I keep forgetting: is Jonah Hex a Josey Wales ripoff, or is Josey Wales a Jonah Hex ripoff? IIRC, the two characters entered the culture at about the same time, with about the same backstory.)

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/14 "2010-05-07T06:31:58Z")

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Iron Man 2  
Splice (depending on reviews, and how bad the movie science is)  
Inception (maybe… if we ever learn what it’s about)

Other than that? Umm… Count me as underwhelmed.

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Thanks for the summary, **Justin\_Bailey**!

Iron Man 2 I have watched. It’s worth watching.

My list would include Prince of Persia. I’ve never watched the original Toy Story and it sequel, so I be passing on Toy Story 3. Other than that, I have not caught trailers for the others on list, so I’m not sure.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 6:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/16 "2010-05-07T06:49:25Z")

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If past performance predicts future results, none. I have been to the theater a whopping two times since 2008. I haven’t even heard of most of these. Based entirely on the titles, though, Piranha 3-D sounds awesome. I’m pretty sure 3-D piranhas are exactly what I need in my life.

There’s going to be a Marmaduke movie? You’re shitting me.

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Ones that I’m excited enough about that I’d like to see at the theater:

Iron Man 2  
The Last Airbender  
Inception  
Scott Pilgrim vs. the World  
The Expendables

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Iron Man 2 - already seen it.

Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time  
The A-Team  
Toy Story 3  
The Last Airbender  
Predators  
The Expendables

All of these I’ll see, if the reviews are good.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/19 "2010-05-07T11:25:37Z")

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> [@Justin\_Bailey](#):
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> So what do you plan to see?
> 
> **The Schedule**
> 
> **May 7**  
> Iron Man 2
> 
> **May 14**  
> Robin Hood  
> Letters to Juliet  
> Just Wright
> 
> **May 21**  
> Shrek Forever After  
> MacGruber
> 
> **May 28**  
> Prince of Persia: The Sands of Time  
> Sex and the City 2  
> Micmacs  
> Survival of the Dead
> 
> **June 4**  
> Killers  
> Get Him to the Greek  
> Marmaduke  
> Splice
> 
> **June 11**  
> The A-Team  
> The Karate Kid
> 
> **June 18**  
> Toy Story 3  
> Jonah Hex
> 
> **June 25**  
> Grown Ups  
> Knight and Day
> 
> **June 30**  
> Twilight Saga: Eclipse
> 
> **July 2**  
> The Last Airbender  
> Twelve
> 
> **July 9**  
> Despicable Me  
> Predators  
> The Kids Are All Right
> 
> **July 16**  
> The Sorcerer’s Apprentice  
> Inception
> 
> **July 23**  
> Salt  
> Dinner for Schmucks  
> Ramona and Beezus
> 
> **July 30**  
> Get Low  
> Charlie St. Cloud  
> I Love You Phillip Morris  
> Beastly  
> Cats & Dogs: The Revenge of Kitty Galore
> 
> **August 6**  
> The Other Guys  
> Step Up 3-D
> 
> **August 13**  
> Eat Pray Love  
> Scott Pilgrim vs. the World  
> The Expendables  
> Tales from Earthsea
> 
> **August 20**  
> Takers  
> Nanny McPhee Returns  
> The Switch  
> Lottery Ticket
> 
> **August 27**  
> Piranha 3-D  
> Going the Distance  
> The Last Exorcism  
> Centurion
> 
> **September 3**  
> Machete  
> Born to Be a Star

Wow. What a shitty summer, movie-wise.

So, what will I be seeing this summer? Definitely **Iron Man 2**. Possibly **Robin Hood**. **Toy Story 3** , most definitely. Possibly **Jonah Hex**. Definitely both **Inception** and **The Expendables**. Possibly **Centurion**.

ETA: I’m also gonna go out on a limb and say that **Robin Hood** will be the summer’s first big bomb. Don’t get me wrong. Russell Crowe is my absolute favorite actor working today, and Ridley Scott’s a hell of a director. It’s just that the trailers make this project look _very_ been there, done that.

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**Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 12:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/2010-summer-movie-schedule-what-are-you-seeing/538539/20 "2010-05-07T12:16:38Z")

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> [@Kyla](#):
>
> There’s going to be a Marmaduke movie? You’re shitting me.

Timely, huh? :rolleyes:

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